Sardine appreciator
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Intermittent tweets about the mariners
it’s hard to envision the blue jays scoring. seems outside the realm of possibility
October 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
it’s hard to envision the blue jays scoring. seems outside the realm of possibility
i feel like the 14th inning is when true delirium sets into a baseball game
October 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
i feel like the 14th inning is when true delirium sets into a baseball game
Please give us overtime, this game is too crazy to end
September 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Please give us overtime, this game is too crazy to end
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Ok boys our task is to frame and/or hoax the bankrupt New York developer and frequent Howard Stern guest Donald Trump. I hear he has a game show pilot in the works. You guys come up with ideas; I’ll be busy listening to this year’s song of the summer, Crazy in Love by Beyoncé featuring Jay-Z
September 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Ok boys our task is to frame and/or hoax the bankrupt New York developer and frequent Howard Stern guest Donald Trump. I hear he has a game show pilot in the works. You guys come up with ideas; I’ll be busy listening to this year’s song of the summer, Crazy in Love by Beyoncé featuring Jay-Z
As a fellow queen anneian(?) I plan on heading to sully’s or targy’s, whichever happens to be closer to me at the moment
Reading this, I realize I’m not prepared at all. I think I might go to the Comet? Or Stoup Broadway, just out of habit. But what if traffic is jammed and the Late 8 is stalled? Is there a place closer by in Queen Anne? Should I prep a go-bag just in case? What supplies should I hoard?
I fucking love Seattle.
September 2, 2025 at 6:01 AM
As a fellow queen anneian(?) I plan on heading to sully’s or targy’s, whichever happens to be closer to me at the moment
My all-time fave en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_R....
August 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
My all-time fave en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_R....
Every time I see a post from someone shocked that the Epstein-trump stuff is only now breaking through despite years of public evidence I think of Hannibal repeatedly talking about bill Cosby for years before it broke into the public consciousness
July 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Every time I see a post from someone shocked that the Epstein-trump stuff is only now breaking through despite years of public evidence I think of Hannibal repeatedly talking about bill Cosby for years before it broke into the public consciousness
In-n-out fries taste like veggie straws [derogatory]
Californians will endlessly talk about in-n-out…and we’re right to do so, it has none of the gross shit other burger chains use. lettuce cheese tomato meat. plus the unambiguously best fries in class.
Unironically we need more fights about generic food like yesterday’s cola situation which is why I’m going to start one right now:
Whataburger is Texas In-N-Out (a regional fav that has broken containment but is actually mids, and not even the loud kind of mids)
Whataburger is Texas In-N-Out (a regional fav that has broken containment but is actually mids, and not even the loud kind of mids)
July 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
In-n-out fries taste like veggie straws [derogatory]
Donovan Solano just hit an rbi triple off Tarik Skubal. Just wanted to see if that sentence looks as odd written down as it did when I just thought it
July 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Donovan Solano just hit an rbi triple off Tarik Skubal. Just wanted to see if that sentence looks as odd written down as it did when I just thought it
Cal fuckin’ raleigh
May 31, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Cal fuckin’ raleigh
Aioli is just slutty mayonnaise
Gin is just slutty vodka.
pizza is just slutty flatbread
May 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Aioli is just slutty mayonnaise
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HEY WHATS UP HELLOOOOOOO
@rodger.bsky.social knicks fetty wap alert
May 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
HEY WHATS UP HELLOOOOOOO
@rodger.bsky.social knicks fetty wap alert
May 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
@rodger.bsky.social knicks fetty wap alert
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one thing that Democratic politicians should take note of is that the overlap between “great political optics” and “actual morally good stuff” is really big right now
April 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
one thing that Democratic politicians should take note of is that the overlap between “great political optics” and “actual morally good stuff” is really big right now
think I’m gonna be posting on here a bit more. here is a pic from the seattle hands off today. very blue plate special crowd. if you, like me, are prone to feel hopeless i couldn’t recommend it enough as a hopelessness cure
April 6, 2025 at 5:41 AM
think I’m gonna be posting on here a bit more. here is a pic from the seattle hands off today. very blue plate special crowd. if you, like me, are prone to feel hopeless i couldn’t recommend it enough as a hopelessness cure
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chat, is there anything in christianity about forgiving the people who killed your son
April 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
chat, is there anything in christianity about forgiving the people who killed your son
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Matt Gaetz at a loud house party trying to yell over the music to explain to a 17 year old girl what an Attorney General is.
November 16, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Matt Gaetz at a loud house party trying to yell over the music to explain to a 17 year old girl what an Attorney General is.
I’ve been on Twitter since 2011 and finally deleted my account, as it had been turning my brain into goo
November 8, 2024 at 11:07 PM
I’ve been on Twitter since 2011 and finally deleted my account, as it had been turning my brain into goo