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“i shall throw my phone into the sea” 2026
just kidding, I shall start a bespoke blog instead
https://skwbotd.ghost.io/about/
just kidding, I shall start a bespoke blog instead
https://skwbotd.ghost.io/about/
ICYMI. I'm having a good time with it. Must Like Birds. skwbotd.ghost.io
Sara Kate's Bird of the Day
A beginning birder's collection of photos, lists, and thoughts
skwbotd.ghost.io
January 15, 2026 at 5:44 PM
ICYMI. I'm having a good time with it. Must Like Birds. skwbotd.ghost.io
Hello, I am doing this now. It is for fun, and it is making me happy.
skwbotd.ghost.io/about/
skwbotd.ghost.io/about/
About this
Ever since I was a little girl, I have longed to “post” without having to “engage.” Sara Kate's Bird of the Day is an attempt to force to people to look at my bird photos while I talk about them. Also...
skwbotd.ghost.io
January 15, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Hello, I am doing this now. It is for fun, and it is making me happy.
skwbotd.ghost.io/about/
skwbotd.ghost.io/about/
rabbit rabbit
January 1, 2026 at 5:17 AM
rabbit rabbit
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In every photograph I've ever seen of Shel Silverstein he looks like he only sleeps with married people
December 31, 2023 at 6:22 AM
In every photograph I've ever seen of Shel Silverstein he looks like he only sleeps with married people
Boy, we really all thought Hugh Grant’s hair was good in Bridget Jones’ Diary and it simply is not, huh?
January 1, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Boy, we really all thought Hugh Grant’s hair was good in Bridget Jones’ Diary and it simply is not, huh?
I wish EYE had horny stationary bicycle races; this never happens to me and I could use the cardio
December 31, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I wish EYE had horny stationary bicycle races; this never happens to me and I could use the cardio
PSA reminder that I always detox from screens for the first six weeks of the year, so you only have today to lavish me with praise and jokes.
December 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
PSA reminder that I always detox from screens for the first six weeks of the year, so you only have today to lavish me with praise and jokes.
What did you do today with your one wild and precious life? I myself got buzzed, sucked at pub trivia, and re-watched 10 hours of The Pitt.
December 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
What did you do today with your one wild and precious life? I myself got buzzed, sucked at pub trivia, and re-watched 10 hours of The Pitt.
2025 was the year I completely gave up foundation and other full-coverage makeup, and it was a great move. 2026 im surrendering thick eyeliner in colors in favor of a plain black tightline. By the time im 60 I’ll be back to eyebrows and lip gloss like when I was in middle school.
December 31, 2025 at 3:35 AM
2025 was the year I completely gave up foundation and other full-coverage makeup, and it was a great move. 2026 im surrendering thick eyeliner in colors in favor of a plain black tightline. By the time im 60 I’ll be back to eyebrows and lip gloss like when I was in middle school.
Everyone loves a baby in a bar. We (correctly) HATE a toddler in a bar, but a baby in a bar is good, clean fun.
December 31, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Everyone loves a baby in a bar. We (correctly) HATE a toddler in a bar, but a baby in a bar is good, clean fun.
The period between Presidents Day in mid-Feb and Memorial Day is the longest of the year without a federal holiday. We need something in there.
We need to move Thanksgiving to April or something because three major holidays in ~6 weeks is entirely too much (I'd be fine yeeting Thanksgiving itself into the sun but I don't want to lose a holiday altogether and I think April could use a lil pep)
December 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The period between Presidents Day in mid-Feb and Memorial Day is the longest of the year without a federal holiday. We need something in there.
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As @maggiehendricks.bsky.social said, we could all tell each other ANYTHING but none of us had heard all 4 of the others’ voices until tonight. Phone friends are special.
December 30, 2025 at 5:09 AM
As @maggiehendricks.bsky.social said, we could all tell each other ANYTHING but none of us had heard all 4 of the others’ voices until tonight. Phone friends are special.
Butter penis test
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
December 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Butter penis test
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it does kind of feel like a lot of bluesky users spent four days around their extended family and immediately got on here to be like "the pizza you ate as a child sucks. the twin cities are overrated. what else. pencils should be illegal" you all are disregulated and you need to settle down!!
December 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
it does kind of feel like a lot of bluesky users spent four days around their extended family and immediately got on here to be like "the pizza you ate as a child sucks. the twin cities are overrated. what else. pencils should be illegal" you all are disregulated and you need to settle down!!
What if Brett Gelman ever played a real sweetheart? Is this a thing that has ever happened?
December 28, 2025 at 7:19 AM
What if Brett Gelman ever played a real sweetheart? Is this a thing that has ever happened?
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Me, a week ago: I am sure 6-7 annoys parents, but children have always constructed a shared language outside of adult society. This is necessary! Good for them!
Me, after spending the holidays with a bunch of niblings between 5 and 14: I am calling on the United Nations to ban the numbers 6 and 7.
Me, after spending the holidays with a bunch of niblings between 5 and 14: I am calling on the United Nations to ban the numbers 6 and 7.
December 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Me, a week ago: I am sure 6-7 annoys parents, but children have always constructed a shared language outside of adult society. This is necessary! Good for them!
Me, after spending the holidays with a bunch of niblings between 5 and 14: I am calling on the United Nations to ban the numbers 6 and 7.
Me, after spending the holidays with a bunch of niblings between 5 and 14: I am calling on the United Nations to ban the numbers 6 and 7.
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They call it a caboose because it makes you get really into trains
I *know* I shouldn’t share the NYPost but I got served this BUTT PHRENOLOGY article
!!!!
And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY
!!!!
!!!!
And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY
!!!!
How a bigger-looking butt could be a sneaky sign of autism and ADHD
Your backside might reveal a thing or two about your brain.
nypost.com
December 28, 2025 at 6:44 AM
They call it a caboose because it makes you get really into trains
I simply don’t know what the fuck is happening or anything that is going on in Stranger Things and I really have watched all of it. What a disaster.
December 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I simply don’t know what the fuck is happening or anything that is going on in Stranger Things and I really have watched all of it. What a disaster.
Cressida Cowper got jobbed.
December 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Cressida Cowper got jobbed.
While You Were Sleeping would be an absolutely perfect movie if I knew for sure Joe Jr. met a nice lady who made him happy.
December 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
While You Were Sleeping would be an absolutely perfect movie if I knew for sure Joe Jr. met a nice lady who made him happy.
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The grinch is a kind of green gorilla who hates certain things
December 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The grinch is a kind of green gorilla who hates certain things