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the notorious Thanksgiving murderer
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aspiring swamp hag
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November 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
If I knew Ruth Wilson’s character on Down Cemetery Road I would give her such a slap.
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I better see a score correction in a minute. Murders plural, sir. #jeopardy
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I look and feel like shit and I have never been so tired.
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I was going to fuck off to my favorite NWR in Delaware tomorrow and it is one the three days a year it is closed for deer management. Your old pal SKW cannot catch a break of late.
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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and, not for nothing, there is a further acute moral injury in becoming so used to it all, and so used to it not mattering, that you begin to think of terrible crimes with real victims along the lines of "maybe this will be what hurts him politically"
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
This entire website is like a MadLibs of all the worst people I know about. This is...genuinely horrifying.
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
jesus fucking christ
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
sometimes i get very depressed about living under a eugenicist regime
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
True story: two weeks ago at pub trivia we got 2 bonus points for being the only team to not only know the show Shoresy but also know the actor who plays Shoresy and we won that game the two since.
November 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Every year I say to myself "I cannot possibly still be this fucked up about the time change" and every year it's true and I am.
November 12, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I did just 100% set a potholder on fire while it was in my hand, and the way in which I could not figure out what I smelled burning for like 10 seconds
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
once again I’m in the doghouse for doing socialism to my niece at family game night
November 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Alex Horne’a longer beard ion the brick trolley task day is attractive. Someone who knows him, tell him I said that.
November 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Fantastic 4: First Steps is a movie I kinda liked.
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
It wouldn’t be correct to say I’ve been wondering about Ben Grimm’s dick for 45 years, but I’m wondering about it right now and also was wondering about it 45 years ago.
November 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
A good reason to get into birds is the happy little “Oh!” you get to say when your favorite duck comes back for the season.
November 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
what if you were a banana-headed boy who hated bananas. Torture. I’m glad Banao is okay
Banao, a banana-headed boy who loves bananas comes from Kirishima City, Kagoshima, where bananas are grown.
November 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
You know what is an actual abomination? Fruit sushi. And people act like it’s clever.
I hate it SO much 😭
November 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Tom, if there is one thing you should know about me, it’s that I truly hate it when bakers dress up their food like other food.
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
"Be quiet, I know what I'm doing!" - Lies down on couch at 4:45PM knowing I'll regret it until Sunday afternoon
November 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
When we when trivia we get to pick the first category for next week. Last week we picked Guys & Dolls, and a team said they had no interest in watching it but they did it as homework and really loved it. This week I picked Midnight Run, in the spirit of doing people a favor if they haven't seen it.
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
LMAO I can’t believe Dick Cheney dying is only the third best thing that happened today (Rebecca and me winning pub trivia was #1.)
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
any mway something I was just thinking about is how my sister and I together have beaten 10+ teams of 4-7 for two weeks in a row
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM