the notorious Thanksgiving murderer
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aspiring swamp hag
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incredible stuff in this thread
It's the time of year again -- time to do your holiday shopping from independent artists. It's more important than ever to support people actually making stuff!
If you're an artist or craftsperson of any kind, please reply to this with what you make and a link to your store and I'll share it!
If you're an artist or craftsperson of any kind, please reply to this with what you make and a link to your store and I'll share it!
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
incredible stuff in this thread
octopuses: too smart?
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
octopuses: too smart?
[watching Physical:100] should EYE learn jujitsu
[watching Love Lie Bleeding] should EYE lift heavy
[watching The River Wild] should EYE buy a kayak
[watching the Great British Baking Show] never in a hundred years
[watching Love Lie Bleeding] should EYE lift heavy
[watching The River Wild] should EYE buy a kayak
[watching the Great British Baking Show] never in a hundred years
November 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
[watching Physical:100] should EYE learn jujitsu
[watching Love Lie Bleeding] should EYE lift heavy
[watching The River Wild] should EYE buy a kayak
[watching the Great British Baking Show] never in a hundred years
[watching Love Lie Bleeding] should EYE lift heavy
[watching The River Wild] should EYE buy a kayak
[watching the Great British Baking Show] never in a hundred years
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I have been looking at Black Friday sales for a week but I do not actually need anything so instead I closed all those tabs and bought a Polaroid for a foster kid in Florida who uses photography to deal with big feelings. Perhaps you would like to do the same for one of the kids at the link below?
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I have been looking at Black Friday sales for a week but I do not actually need anything so instead I closed all those tabs and bought a Polaroid for a foster kid in Florida who uses photography to deal with big feelings. Perhaps you would like to do the same for one of the kids at the link below?
catching up on Physical: Asia
[my inner monologue who is insane]
…should EYE take up combat sports…
[my inner monologue who is insane]
…should EYE take up combat sports…
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
catching up on Physical: Asia
[my inner monologue who is insane]
…should EYE take up combat sports…
[my inner monologue who is insane]
…should EYE take up combat sports…
the complicated Proximate Aunt Guilt calculation of “well, are you IN the play? you’re on the crew? Are you onstage at all ever?”
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
the complicated Proximate Aunt Guilt calculation of “well, are you IN the play? you’re on the crew? Are you onstage at all ever?”
This fucking owns. The very best thing that made it over from the previous unpleasant site. You will feel SO good.
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This fucking owns. The very best thing that made it over from the previous unpleasant site. You will feel SO good.
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"Gen Z Dutch maple syrup merchant Freek Schep"
It looks like about 15-20 vehicles turned out for the Halifax ostrich convoy led by Gen Z Dutch maple syrup merchant Freek Schep
The ostrich convoy was lined up along a highway on the outskirts of Halifax earlier this morning
The ostrich convoy was lined up along a highway on the outskirts of Halifax earlier this morning
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"Gen Z Dutch maple syrup merchant Freek Schep"
the biological urge to take evvvvvvverything off the kitchen counters and clean them
November 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
the biological urge to take evvvvvvverything off the kitchen counters and clean them
The Nugget is home sick and we have watched several episodes of something called Haunted Hotel on Netflix. It’s fun and good? This little demon boy is very funny.
November 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The Nugget is home sick and we have watched several episodes of something called Haunted Hotel on Netflix. It’s fun and good? This little demon boy is very funny.
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OK tonight I learned that Gaspar Noe brought Dario Argento as his +1 to meet the Pope, and this is possibly the sweetest and the maddest thing to ever happen.
The Pope got to meet Dario Argento! I wonder which of the Three Mothers trilogy is Leo's fav, I'm gonna say Inferno, cos this Pope doesn't seem like a Suspiria kinda guy.
The Pope welcomed a number of Hollywood film stars to the Vatican, where he called cinema a "vehicle of hope".
More than 100 film industry professionals were received at the Apostolic Palace, including Cate Blanchett, Alison Brie and Viggo Mortensen.
jrnl.ie/6875825
More than 100 film industry professionals were received at the Apostolic Palace, including Cate Blanchett, Alison Brie and Viggo Mortensen.
jrnl.ie/6875825
November 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
OK tonight I learned that Gaspar Noe brought Dario Argento as his +1 to meet the Pope, and this is possibly the sweetest and the maddest thing to ever happen.
just hit the treadmill for the first time in literally months? and omg it sucked so bad
November 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
just hit the treadmill for the first time in literally months? and omg it sucked so bad
imagine still being capable of surprise or disappointment in people
I want to lay down a few markers here for folks as the clock starts ticking down to the release of the Epstein Files.
1) You are going to learn about a lot more disgusting and sickening things people said, joked about and maybe even did. You will likely be disappointed in someone you had admired
1) You are going to learn about a lot more disgusting and sickening things people said, joked about and maybe even did. You will likely be disappointed in someone you had admired
November 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
imagine still being capable of surprise or disappointment in people
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I grow frustrated with local news-- by focusing so much on stories of violence, they inadvertently promote the idea that the world is more violent than it is (leading voters to candidates who promise security at all costs).
But holding up a mic to a cow is incredible
www.10tv.com/article/news...
But holding up a mic to a cow is incredible
www.10tv.com/article/news...
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I grow frustrated with local news-- by focusing so much on stories of violence, they inadvertently promote the idea that the world is more violent than it is (leading voters to candidates who promise security at all costs).
But holding up a mic to a cow is incredible
www.10tv.com/article/news...
But holding up a mic to a cow is incredible
www.10tv.com/article/news...
excited for my mammogram later today, for which I always reward myself with Dairy Queen (the radiology place is next door to DQ)
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
excited for my mammogram later today, for which I always reward myself with Dairy Queen (the radiology place is next door to DQ)
olde lady early bed tyme club meeting starts now; time to start wrapping it up
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
olde lady early bed tyme club meeting starts now; time to start wrapping it up
Attn Bsky, the genuine Hallmark Hall of Fame (before there was a channel and they ran them on ABC) 1999 holiday classic A Season for Miracles, starring Carla Gugino is airing in minutes on Hallmark Movies & Mysteries.
November 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Attn Bsky, the genuine Hallmark Hall of Fame (before there was a channel and they ran them on ABC) 1999 holiday classic A Season for Miracles, starring Carla Gugino is airing in minutes on Hallmark Movies & Mysteries.
lovely
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
lovely
The Manchurian Candidate (1962) is both a lot stranger and a lot more droll than I remember it (I don’t think I’ve watched it since high school.) Kind of fun!
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The Manchurian Candidate (1962) is both a lot stranger and a lot more droll than I remember it (I don’t think I’ve watched it since high school.) Kind of fun!
[is 53 years old and never done this even once] I should buy a kayak
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
[is 53 years old and never done this even once] I should buy a kayak
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Astronaut turtle, New Orleans
November 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Astronaut turtle, New Orleans
started Pluribus; I have no idea what is going on (complimentary)
November 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
started Pluribus; I have no idea what is going on (complimentary)
I tried the Orange Cream Coke Zero and if you ever just wanted to suck all the powder off an entire bottle of St. Joseph’s Children Aspirin have I got a hot tip for you.
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I tried the Orange Cream Coke Zero and if you ever just wanted to suck all the powder off an entire bottle of St. Joseph’s Children Aspirin have I got a hot tip for you.
I simply must fix everything about my life and habits and personality starting tomorrow
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I simply must fix everything about my life and habits and personality starting tomorrow
the eternal struggle between standing up for my sisters and their eccentric personal romantic choices and “what is UP with pretty ladies and their weird ancient wizened fuck lords”
I am probably a pretty bad feminist
I am probably a pretty bad feminist
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
the eternal struggle between standing up for my sisters and their eccentric personal romantic choices and “what is UP with pretty ladies and their weird ancient wizened fuck lords”
I am probably a pretty bad feminist
I am probably a pretty bad feminist