sara fran
sarafranagain.bsky.social
sara fran
@sarafranagain.bsky.social
“quite the character” - my mother
brilliant
They’re saying from each according to his ability — and I have the best ability, a soldier came up to me and told me, tears in his eyes, she said “you saved America, sir,” she said, cold day, she had these rosy cheeks, unlike Rosie O’Donnell, no ability — to each, to each according to his needs.
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
this is the BEST idea for holiday gifts!!!
I’ve wanted to brag about my Christmas gift last year and here’s my chance.

I got the whole family matching magazine subs! Adults got Southern Cultures, OA, Bitter Southerner, The Sun, & New Yorker. Kid got Lux, Oyla, and later we added The Onion.

We always have stuff to talk about!
I got out of the habit of reading magazines bc of the social pressure of writers reading what's trendy/popular or frankly expected of you.

This year, I've dedicated myself back to reading magazines and I'm truly having the time of my life.
November 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
spotting a hot person:

“hey baby, did you know that objects entail the possibility of every possible circumstance?”

*slides Wittgenstein’s Tractatus- Logico-Philosophicus down the bar*

…now the magic happens
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
how do you like them apples!!!
November 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
New illustrated piece by me!

Last-Minute Halloween Costumes for the Thinking Man’s ICE Agent

substack.com/@sarafranaga...
Last-Minute Halloween Costumes for the Thinking Man’s ICE Agent
Show everyone at the Halloween party that you’re not stupid, joyless, and evil. You’re clever. (You even have BITS.)
substack.com
October 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
*Reporter asks NYC mayoral candidates a layup question about what transportation they use if the subway’s down:*

“Cab” - Andrew Cuomo

“Cab or bike” - Zohran Mamdani

“I try to avoid Yellow Cabs. As you know, I was shot in the back of a Yellow Cab in 1992 by the Gottis and Gambinos” - Curtis Sliwa
October 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
“If Donald Trump comes after the city, I’ll boop him on the nose” - Andrew Cuomo
October 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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I’ve simply lived too long & too much to let people restate my position as their “critique” of what I just said. You can issue as many compassionate “agree to disagrees” as you want. I will keep saying, “yes that’s what I said” until we both die of thirst, starvation or embarrassment. I do not care
October 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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The notion that those who took part in slavery or conquest were merely abiding by the moral standards of their time necessary excludes those they targeted and kidnapped from those standards; *they* were never confused about this. But other white people were frequently disgusted by this stuff too!
Please remember that the disgust people have over Christopher Columbus is not based on some modern, 21st century “woke” ideology, but rather on contemporaneous accounts of atrocities that make many modern genocides appear quaint in comparison.

Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.
October 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Bari Weiss has been given editorial control of a massive news org, even though she’s never run a TV network, has no experience directing TV coverage, & as one 60 Min producer pointed out, isn't even a reporter - John Oliver on CBS editor in chief

Tell me again about how DEI ruins everything & "EEO"
CBS News Fans Get Warning From John Oliver About 'Alarming' New Boss Bari Weiss
'She’s never run a TV network, has no experience directing television coverage.'
www.tvinsider.com
October 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
super stoked to travel and brag about america! gonna sock anyone who even TRIES to talk ill of the dead.
October 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
the unhinged right has rly
been chompin their own tail lately. who could have seen that coming
LOL oh wow the anti-vaxxers are mad that RFK Jr is saying Tylenol causes autism instead of vaccines. “We didn’t wait 20 years for Bobby to finally speak and then get served Tylenol as an answer.”
Anti-vaccine groups melt down over reports RFK Jr. to link autism to Tylenol
“THIS WAS NOT CAUSED BY TYLENOL” Kennedy’s anti-vaccine group retweeted.
arstechnica.com
September 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
this is it right here. @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social succinctly explaining how establishment media yields to bad faith politics again and again. (have been thinking all day about how the paradox of tolerance works as a test of journalistic and ethical integrity.)
“A democratic society needs people in Ezra Klein’s position to treat Charlie Kirk’s anti-democracy stances as disqualifying, rather than pretend they’re just another policy opinion…”

@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social w/an excellent critique of Kirk hagiography

www.arcdigital.media/p/ezra-klein...
Ezra Klein Accidentally Shows How the Media Brought Us Trump
The prominent liberal pundit made up a fake version of Charlie Kirk to praise, laundering his reputation the way a lot of mainstream media launders MAGA
www.arcdigital.media
September 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
it seems like “liberal” dems - esp white guys - have gone full bimbo. they’re publicly playing dumb to win the approval of terrible (violent) men.

10 years ago liberal podcasters at least pretended to understand the paradox of intolerance. now they’re like, “point well-made, angel of death! 🥰😍💦”
September 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
🔥🔥🔥
September 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.
September 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
same story.
September 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
“to sara’s point earlier…” — corporate meeting erotica
September 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
the skill, the grace, the british 🏀🏀!
Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere
September 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
now when i search for “significant cognitive disadvantage,” i’ll see a picture of mark zuckerberg

i love when facts
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Sep 15
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech: https://cnn.it/47L2Y5a
September 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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For example, when men demand empathy but only women are socialized to have empathy, it becomes a demand for accommodation.
September 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Woah. Sheesh. I am astonishment.
I said something last week that is more broadly applicable today:

Calling for empathy is not neutral or apolitical when only one group of people have been socialized and brutalized into having empathy.
September 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Whether or not you support political violence won’t change where we’ve come to, nor where we’ve been for some time in this country. I am quite taken aback by how many people only invoke the term ‘political violence’ when it happens to a person with power. It’s political violence the other way too.
September 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
the “department of war” is the name my 7-year old nephew would give the LEGO structure he built for his tiny army guys
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Sep 5
What’s War.gov? That’s the new URL for the Pentagon’s website, which, along with its social media channels, was overhauled Friday at President Donald Trump’s behest to reflect the US Defense Department’s new “Department of War” persona.
www.wired.com/story/depart...
Defense Department Scrambles to Pretend It’s Called the War Department
President Donald Trump said the so-called Department of War branding is to counter the “woke” Department of Defense name.
www.wired.com
September 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
you know eric adams’ mom used to lean over and say, “well, you’re certainly an *original,* eric.”

one wishes she were more direct.
WHO is telling everyday New Yorkers to give up and surrender?
September 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM