Sapphire Purcell
banner
sapphyskys.bsky.social
Sapphire Purcell
@sapphyskys.bsky.social
Occasional author, goth, trans woman, eccentric weirdo, and vtuber from Australia. I stream obscure and forgotten games with a focus on retro titles!

You should follow me. I'm funny.

https://www.twitch.tv/sapphysecret
https://linktr.ee/SapphyLinks
Reposted by Sapphire Purcell
The irony that the man they alighted on to save people from the giant elite paedophile conspiracy...

... was a man who appears to have been at the heart of the giant, elite paedophile conspiracy.

Truely the most nuts but weirdly correct cult
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It will forever make me laugh and/or cry that QANON was basically right about so much but as soon as their daddy Trump was implicated rather than the saviour of children and society, they basically abandoned the whole thing.

Big "We need the second ammendment to fight tyranical government" energy.
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Fuck you, rabbit. Trix are for me!
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Australian slang is pure nonsense and I fucking love it.
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Couldn't get the stream up so I'm watching ice hockey instead and legit nobody ever told me how much hugging is involved in this game. It's so cute. Most adorable sport ever.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Twitch and/or OBS has decided it hates me tonight so looking like no stream unless I can sort it out quickly.
November 12, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Reposted by Sapphire Purcell
removing a trans person's connection to the internet is an act of deliberate social isolation with intent to 'convert' and everyone knows it
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Reposted by Sapphire Purcell
From czech.hunter.schafer on IG
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
So y'all are just living The Colour Out of Space over there? Cool. Why not. In the year of our zord 2025, nothing surprises me.
The Midtown Greenway has never looked so good with the northern lights and recently repairs lights.
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Reposted by Sapphire Purcell
I am like other girls and girls let me tell you that shit fucking Rips

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Authors often make the best haters.
Thanos couldn’t snap me up fast enough if she said this about me
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Took a week off but now we're back and once again it's Hamtaro Time! I am determined to finish this silly, adorable little gem from the Gameboy Colour.

www.twitch.tv/sapphysecret
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 AM
What if he hugged on the ice after you shot a goal?

Hahaa j/k

... Unless?

Hyped for the new AWIHL season starting!
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The whole concept of passing needs to be wrapped in big tungsten chains, given cement shoes, staked through the heart, decapitated, sealed in a lead coffin, and then dumped in the ocean.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
November 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Japanese Government: "We're issuing a tsunami warning for the following areas..."
Me, dehydrated but also craving salt: "Put me on a plane. I've got this."
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Them: "Do you prefer dark or light?"
Me: "Definitely dark. I like the bitterness and I just think it has a richer flavour."
"I prefer light, but I only drink the small, niche brands. Their flavour profiles are always more creative.
"Oh I'm not that fussy. Kikkoman is fine for me."
"What?"
"What?"
November 6, 2025 at 7:33 AM
🎶Oh just a spoon full of soy suace helps the spiro go down 🎶
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Reposted by Sapphire Purcell
good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I think I might be sick. This virus is a transphobe and should be cancelled!

(Also probably not streaming this week)
November 5, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Basically the entirety of the transphobic movement is straight people speaking over and for queer people and contrary to what they actually think.

And then there's like 2% that's a bunch of cis gay people who are going to be so mad when the nazis line them up against the wall right next to us.
Worth pointing out the biggest supporters of trans people (which is who bigots mean by “gender ideology”) are bisexual & lesbian women. All the public “concerns” about trans people (phase, indoctrination, regret, etc) are recycled forms of homophobia. This is why LGB solidarity with the T is strong.
November 5, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Y'know what? I'm doing a callout post. I'm calling out the word fünfundzwanzig. Fuck that word in particular.
November 4, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Y'know what, I don't think woodchucks actually chuck wood at all...
November 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Breaking a nail in a movie: "Oh no! I broke a nail. I'm going to have a little sulk about this minor inconvenience because I'm sooooo vain."

Breaking a nail in real life: "OW FUCK THAT HURT"
November 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Huh... Suddenly have a VERY powerful desire to start playing Fallout 76 again...
I love the idea that there are a bunch of Fallout 76 players unknowingly playing with John Carpenter
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Just because Halloween is over doesn't mean there isn't more screaming-- I mean streaming to be done. It's time for another Saturday morning stream playing weird stuff!

www.twitch.tv/sapphysecret
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
October 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM