Sam
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100% Simpsons Hit and Run 🏆
100% Simpsons Hit and Run 🏆
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Idea: if you ring the bell on the bus but it’s ALREADY STOPPING BECAUSE YOU ARE THE 4TH PERSON TO RING IT, the bus goes pitch black, a piercing spotlight falls on you, and everyone jeers.
March 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Idea: if you ring the bell on the bus but it’s ALREADY STOPPING BECAUSE YOU ARE THE 4TH PERSON TO RING IT, the bus goes pitch black, a piercing spotlight falls on you, and everyone jeers.
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Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.
March 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.
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Mother, why. Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.
February 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Mother, why. Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.
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🚨 Important PSA!!! 🚨 (part 1)
February 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
🚨 Important PSA!!! 🚨 (part 1)
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February 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Other than adding whiskers, Twigs’ portrait is basically done! 🪡
February 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Other than adding whiskers, Twigs’ portrait is basically done! 🪡
Ordered a hot dog and left it in the takeaway box on the floor while I was chatting, looked over 5 mins later and the box is opened and the hot dog on the floor, cats are criminals 😭
February 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Ordered a hot dog and left it in the takeaway box on the floor while I was chatting, looked over 5 mins later and the box is opened and the hot dog on the floor, cats are criminals 😭
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His Majesty. Postcard from my collection, mailed 1907.
February 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
His Majesty. Postcard from my collection, mailed 1907.
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I’m sick of these Nirvana reunions that don’t include the band’s lead singer and most famous member. Sure, Kurt Cobain hasn’t performed in public for a long time (he might have some kind of health problem), but it still feels rude
February 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I’m sick of these Nirvana reunions that don’t include the band’s lead singer and most famous member. Sure, Kurt Cobain hasn’t performed in public for a long time (he might have some kind of health problem), but it still feels rude
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Do you like this Paulie I drew
January 31, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Do you like this Paulie I drew
I'm on holiday and I did not expect how much my heart would actually hurt not seeing my cats for a few days, I genuinely miss them so much 😭
January 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I'm on holiday and I did not expect how much my heart would actually hurt not seeing my cats for a few days, I genuinely miss them so much 😭
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I bet it’s okay to eat a little bit of lava
January 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I bet it’s okay to eat a little bit of lava
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In the final round of Squid Game you have to put the cover on a double duvet and the other surviving players are gathered at the edges of the bed commenting on how badly you’re doing it.
January 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
In the final round of Squid Game you have to put the cover on a double duvet and the other surviving players are gathered at the edges of the bed commenting on how badly you’re doing it.
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Chilly little toe beans! 🫘 ❄️
January 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Chilly little toe beans! 🫘 ❄️
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Everyone should play Mass Effect.
January 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Everyone should play Mass Effect.
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"Wanna go see some guys play drums for like $100 a ticket?"
-what? No way
"But they paint themselves blue"
-oh then hell yeah
-what? No way
"But they paint themselves blue"
-oh then hell yeah
January 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
"Wanna go see some guys play drums for like $100 a ticket?"
-what? No way
"But they paint themselves blue"
-oh then hell yeah
-what? No way
"But they paint themselves blue"
-oh then hell yeah
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… and for my next trick, I will worry about 20 different things at the same time.
January 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
… and for my next trick, I will worry about 20 different things at the same time.
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 01,1946
January 01,1946
January 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 01,1946
January 01,1946
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Something to keep in mind for 2025
Written by James Miller of A Small Fiction
Written by James Miller of A Small Fiction
January 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Something to keep in mind for 2025
Written by James Miller of A Small Fiction
Written by James Miller of A Small Fiction
Best way to start the year, with getting all the achievements on mass effect for a second time 😎
January 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Best way to start the year, with getting all the achievements on mass effect for a second time 😎
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i've played like 10 hours of 2025 and it's a huge letdown. graphics aren't improved at all, same boring fetch quests, and they still refuse to implement any of the QoL changes everyone's been asking for
January 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
i've played like 10 hours of 2025 and it's a huge letdown. graphics aren't improved at all, same boring fetch quests, and they still refuse to implement any of the QoL changes everyone's been asking for
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