Evan Essence
@samthetired.bsky.social
I am a ttrpg-er, disabled, they/he, 29
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I asked the menswear guy what the ideal outfit for a magic tournament was. time for us all to step up our game
January 1, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I asked the menswear guy what the ideal outfit for a magic tournament was. time for us all to step up our game
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The Nguyễn pronunciation question!
December 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The Nguyễn pronunciation question!
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Trust me, there's no such thing as a rough draft or a final draft. It's just you writing forever.
January 1, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Trust me, there's no such thing as a rough draft or a final draft. It's just you writing forever.
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He literally sucks so bad it’s not fun to make fun of him anymore.
I miss the Rob Schneider feud
January 1, 2026 at 5:20 PM
He literally sucks so bad it’s not fun to make fun of him anymore.
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manifesting:
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🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
manifesting:
🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
🕯 🕯
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🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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Perhaps more images of the most beautiful woman you've ever seen in your life will turn you against New York's new mayor and his plan for less expensive buses.
January 1, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Perhaps more images of the most beautiful woman you've ever seen in your life will turn you against New York's new mayor and his plan for less expensive buses.
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Morgan Freeman got his start in commercials.
Every AI commercial is potentially robbing us of the future artists, musicians, writers and actors who would have gotten their start doing commercials.
Every AI commercial is potentially robbing us of the future artists, musicians, writers and actors who would have gotten their start doing commercials.
December 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Morgan Freeman got his start in commercials.
Every AI commercial is potentially robbing us of the future artists, musicians, writers and actors who would have gotten their start doing commercials.
Every AI commercial is potentially robbing us of the future artists, musicians, writers and actors who would have gotten their start doing commercials.
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heads up that bluesky doesnt show posts from other languages by default on your timeline, and its cutting you off from a lot of the community
go to bsky.app/settings/lan... and deselect any language from this setting, or else you might not see any of the new japanese users at all!
go to bsky.app/settings/lan... and deselect any language from this setting, or else you might not see any of the new japanese users at all!
December 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
heads up that bluesky doesnt show posts from other languages by default on your timeline, and its cutting you off from a lot of the community
go to bsky.app/settings/lan... and deselect any language from this setting, or else you might not see any of the new japanese users at all!
go to bsky.app/settings/lan... and deselect any language from this setting, or else you might not see any of the new japanese users at all!
Love wearing a mask everywhere but still getting sick from my parents
December 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Love wearing a mask everywhere but still getting sick from my parents
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Genuinely have yall @obojima.bsky.social ever watched a Ghibli movie? Do you actually understand the media you consume or are you that distracted by the whimsy of clout chasing buzz words?
I can't even tell you to stick to dnd. Dnd explores more depth then you can comprehend. Embarrassing truly.
I can't even tell you to stick to dnd. Dnd explores more depth then you can comprehend. Embarrassing truly.
December 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Genuinely have yall @obojima.bsky.social ever watched a Ghibli movie? Do you actually understand the media you consume or are you that distracted by the whimsy of clout chasing buzz words?
I can't even tell you to stick to dnd. Dnd explores more depth then you can comprehend. Embarrassing truly.
I can't even tell you to stick to dnd. Dnd explores more depth then you can comprehend. Embarrassing truly.
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socialism is when your former landlord raises the rent after you move out
December 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
socialism is when your former landlord raises the rent after you move out
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Don't think I've spoken to a single artist who didn't struggle this Christmas, and I spoke to a lot, so even if it's not my work I'd really encourage people to try to support a local artist that you like instead of big corporations - every single sale makes a real, tangible difference to their life.
If, like me, you did NOT get the ONE thing you wanted from Santy (a 95-year-old bachelor farmer with plenty land and a bad cough), treat yourself to a print from an Irish doodler instead - big discounts across the shop, including on bundles, so go on. Go on go on go ON.
www.ciaraioch.com/artprints
www.ciaraioch.com/artprints
December 28, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Don't think I've spoken to a single artist who didn't struggle this Christmas, and I spoke to a lot, so even if it's not my work I'd really encourage people to try to support a local artist that you like instead of big corporations - every single sale makes a real, tangible difference to their life.
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Blanket censoring the word “gambling” is literally a pro gambling move.
Gambling platforms avoid the word for obvious reasons, so YouTube eliminating its use under the pretense of combating gambling is the best fucking cover a gambling platform could ask for.
It’s pretty disgusting.
Gambling platforms avoid the word for obvious reasons, so YouTube eliminating its use under the pretense of combating gambling is the best fucking cover a gambling platform could ask for.
It’s pretty disgusting.
YouTube removed another of my anti-videogame gambling videos for being pro-gambling.
What a fucking farce of a website.
What a fucking farce of a website.
December 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Blanket censoring the word “gambling” is literally a pro gambling move.
Gambling platforms avoid the word for obvious reasons, so YouTube eliminating its use under the pretense of combating gambling is the best fucking cover a gambling platform could ask for.
It’s pretty disgusting.
Gambling platforms avoid the word for obvious reasons, so YouTube eliminating its use under the pretense of combating gambling is the best fucking cover a gambling platform could ask for.
It’s pretty disgusting.
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a good video I guess, but as a woman it's always so weird watching this treated as an urgent epidemic and being at the center of it all, where the entire thing is a cage they made themselves and there is nothing women can really do to break a system we never made
The Truth About the Male Loneliness Epidemic
youtu.be/05z4ZlQEQ_Y
A video essay in that calm, thoughtful style I like so much.
youtu.be/05z4ZlQEQ_Y
A video essay in that calm, thoughtful style I like so much.
The Truth About the Male Loneliness Epidemic
YouTube video by Ben Hoerman
youtu.be
December 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
a good video I guess, but as a woman it's always so weird watching this treated as an urgent epidemic and being at the center of it all, where the entire thing is a cage they made themselves and there is nothing women can really do to break a system we never made
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I *know* I shouldn’t share the NYPost but I got served this BUTT PHRENOLOGY article
!!!!
And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY
!!!!
!!!!
And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY
!!!!
How a bigger-looking butt could be a sneaky sign of autism and ADHD
Your backside might reveal a thing or two about your brain.
nypost.com
December 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I *know* I shouldn’t share the NYPost but I got served this BUTT PHRENOLOGY article
!!!!
And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY
!!!!
!!!!
And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY
!!!!
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Tech platforms censor words, not meaning. It’s frighteningly insidious. This kind of censorship explicitly empowers bad actors by robbing their critics of the language to criticize.
Euphemisms are often the domain of fascists and predators. It’s a domain that online media wants to gate us inside.
Euphemisms are often the domain of fascists and predators. It’s a domain that online media wants to gate us inside.
December 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Tech platforms censor words, not meaning. It’s frighteningly insidious. This kind of censorship explicitly empowers bad actors by robbing their critics of the language to criticize.
Euphemisms are often the domain of fascists and predators. It’s a domain that online media wants to gate us inside.
Euphemisms are often the domain of fascists and predators. It’s a domain that online media wants to gate us inside.
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SO, you want to network but don't know where to begin.
1. DON'T. Make friends instead
2. It's not about what they can do for you
3. Famous people are just people first
4. If you do have to gush, don't just say 'i love your work' , pick one thing and say why. Open ended compliments are awkward
1. DON'T. Make friends instead
2. It's not about what they can do for you
3. Famous people are just people first
4. If you do have to gush, don't just say 'i love your work' , pick one thing and say why. Open ended compliments are awkward
December 27, 2025 at 9:33 AM
SO, you want to network but don't know where to begin.
1. DON'T. Make friends instead
2. It's not about what they can do for you
3. Famous people are just people first
4. If you do have to gush, don't just say 'i love your work' , pick one thing and say why. Open ended compliments are awkward
1. DON'T. Make friends instead
2. It's not about what they can do for you
3. Famous people are just people first
4. If you do have to gush, don't just say 'i love your work' , pick one thing and say why. Open ended compliments are awkward
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I say his gently, but…
There’s something unspeakably shameful The United States letting people go hungry.
Not because its government doesn’t fix it —
but because tomorrow a few private Americans could, and never notice the cost.
That’s the part that sits wrong.
There’s something unspeakably shameful The United States letting people go hungry.
Not because its government doesn’t fix it —
but because tomorrow a few private Americans could, and never notice the cost.
That’s the part that sits wrong.
December 26, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I say his gently, but…
There’s something unspeakably shameful The United States letting people go hungry.
Not because its government doesn’t fix it —
but because tomorrow a few private Americans could, and never notice the cost.
That’s the part that sits wrong.
There’s something unspeakably shameful The United States letting people go hungry.
Not because its government doesn’t fix it —
but because tomorrow a few private Americans could, and never notice the cost.
That’s the part that sits wrong.