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Sam Ferenchak
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gluten enthusiast
caleb love playing his way into a mid season trade
January 18, 2026 at 5:34 AM
tom brady in the booth
January 18, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Too Close by Next gotta be in the top 5 songs about getting a boner
January 16, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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i dunno what you can say to get electeds to do anything if “they flashbanged a baby” doesn’t do it
January 15, 2026 at 5:16 PM
anyone heard from hawk tuah girl lately
January 15, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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it's the big day
January 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
you just know this stuff is $25 a box and tastes like shit
what fresh hell is this on the streets of brooklyn?
January 11, 2026 at 8:02 PM
trulymadlydeeply.mp4
January 10, 2026 at 5:29 AM
the blazers being in position to win after a classic Blazers Third Quarter is what keeps me comin back
January 10, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.

This could be you.
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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2026: the year it happens
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
democrats stop being republicans challenge (impossible)
Cutting property taxes for Oregonians affected by wildfires. Canceling planned freeway tolls. Pausing local new taxes in the Portland area. We have to keep going to make life more affordable for Oregonians.
December 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Mariposa, by Alexander Calder, 1951, 📸 by Bruce Ely
December 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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December 26, 2023 at 1:51 AM
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Keepchange You! Filthy Animal
December 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
it’d pretty cool if literally anyone other than shaedon could score a point
December 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
blazers get this AI slop off my jumbotron
December 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
blazers are 1-12 from three and the 1 is clingan lmao
December 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
thinking about how somewhere out there in the world there’s a ford taurus that’s had a holographic hitmonlee card stuck in its door panel since 1999
December 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
December 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
im at the built to spill show with all of my fellow 50 year old men
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
my annual contribution
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM