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@salmonking on Tumblr. white/mixed (NB). 30 or 40 years old 🔞. I only care about gay little elves. i:@rookiebe b:@neunian
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A carrd index compiling information on the Redbelly Wasps, FFXIV NPCs native to the South Shroud.
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Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
January 25, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
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she got her lunch date!!! (courtesy of @generaltrash.bsky.social because my tank main ass has not finished SGE)
January 26, 2026 at 3:08 AM
she got her lunch date!!! (courtesy of @generaltrash.bsky.social because my tank main ass has not finished SGE)
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part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis
I mostly just stay off Twitter altogether but after double checking that the Walter Hudson post was still up I ran across this and just had to share so the Romancelandians who bought hand warmers could hear about the PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS.
January 26, 2026 at 12:14 AM
part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis
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in my head this is meteor default hyur and he's like super washed up years after endwalker because uhhh (waves hands) and wuk lamat is trying to get him to help her and he's like
January 26, 2026 at 5:31 AM
in my head this is meteor default hyur and he's like super washed up years after endwalker because uhhh (waves hands) and wuk lamat is trying to get him to help her and he's like
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“-All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us”
January 25, 2026 at 10:44 PM
“-All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us”
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Now that they're killing white people, it's finally fascism
January 25, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Now that they're killing white people, it's finally fascism
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Tim Doyle a famous Marvel artist is making some of the most Metal Anti-ICE art right now! Ghost Rider, Wolverine and the Punisher taking ICE out!
January 25, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Tim Doyle a famous Marvel artist is making some of the most Metal Anti-ICE art right now! Ghost Rider, Wolverine and the Punisher taking ICE out!
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Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
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are you kidding me khloe
January 26, 2026 at 3:20 AM
are you kidding me khloe
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snowstorm is an awesome excuse to bake (shrimp) bread
January 26, 2026 at 1:01 AM
snowstorm is an awesome excuse to bake (shrimp) bread
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Here's a regular white guy (literally "Chad") not a protester. because, "It seemed pointless, or just a way for people to expiate their sense of guilt." Chad witnessed something shattering. And, that all changed in a moment.
Excellent article!
Excellent article!
January 26, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Here's a regular white guy (literally "Chad") not a protester. because, "It seemed pointless, or just a way for people to expiate their sense of guilt." Chad witnessed something shattering. And, that all changed in a moment.
Excellent article!
Excellent article!
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You know Alex Pretti & Renee Good—the 2 white people ICE killed.
ICE has also killed Keith Porter, a Black man, Parady La, a Cambodian man, & 5 Latinos—Heber Sanchaz Domínguez, Victor Manuel Diaz, Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz, Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres, and Geraldo Lunas Campos.
9 TOTAL.
ABOLISH ICE.
ICE has also killed Keith Porter, a Black man, Parady La, a Cambodian man, & 5 Latinos—Heber Sanchaz Domínguez, Victor Manuel Diaz, Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz, Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres, and Geraldo Lunas Campos.
9 TOTAL.
ABOLISH ICE.
January 26, 2026 at 2:32 AM
You know Alex Pretti & Renee Good—the 2 white people ICE killed.
ICE has also killed Keith Porter, a Black man, Parady La, a Cambodian man, & 5 Latinos—Heber Sanchaz Domínguez, Victor Manuel Diaz, Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz, Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres, and Geraldo Lunas Campos.
9 TOTAL.
ABOLISH ICE.
ICE has also killed Keith Porter, a Black man, Parady La, a Cambodian man, & 5 Latinos—Heber Sanchaz Domínguez, Victor Manuel Diaz, Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz, Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres, and Geraldo Lunas Campos.
9 TOTAL.
ABOLISH ICE.
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i say this as someone with at least a mild background in cybersecurity — tiktok is now trump/fedgov spyware. you need to delete your account and app ASAP. just because the app isn‘t open doesn’t mean they won’t be harvesting your personal data to target you. queer folx get the fuck off that app
January 26, 2026 at 4:19 AM
i say this as someone with at least a mild background in cybersecurity — tiktok is now trump/fedgov spyware. you need to delete your account and app ASAP. just because the app isn‘t open doesn’t mean they won’t be harvesting your personal data to target you. queer folx get the fuck off that app
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imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus
January 26, 2026 at 3:36 AM
imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus
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Screw arthritis! *Shoves your rogue guild master into the MSQ and gives him unique clothing.*
Square I'm begging. SQUARE I'M BEGGING.
Square I'm begging. SQUARE I'M BEGGING.
January 26, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Screw arthritis! *Shoves your rogue guild master into the MSQ and gives him unique clothing.*
Square I'm begging. SQUARE I'M BEGGING.
Square I'm begging. SQUARE I'M BEGGING.
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im so glad i was born in the right time to watch this pf fall apart with you
January 25, 2026 at 9:23 PM
im so glad i was born in the right time to watch this pf fall apart with you
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Make this call. Make it right now. It is fast and you will reach some one pretty quickly. Be nice to them, but tell them that you do not want this to come to pass. The person I reached thanked me for these words as it helps them deal with the people putting this pressure on them.
1-866-952-4456 to tell Netflix that in no way do you want Elon fucking Musk determining what you watch.
I just called, got through in about 15 seconds, and told them that I strongly support queer inclusion in their programming and that I will cancel my subscription if they cave.
I just called, got through in about 15 seconds, and told them that I strongly support queer inclusion in their programming and that I will cancel my subscription if they cave.
1. Led by Elon Musk, the far-right has exploded in a campaign to get Netflix to remove shows with queer and trans characters.
If Netflix capitulates to their demands, an already strained market for LGBTQ+ animators might become even more dire.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
If Netflix capitulates to their demands, an already strained market for LGBTQ+ animators might become even more dire.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
October 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Make this call. Make it right now. It is fast and you will reach some one pretty quickly. Be nice to them, but tell them that you do not want this to come to pass. The person I reached thanked me for these words as it helps them deal with the people putting this pressure on them.
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Worth repeating that the people of Minnesota are braver than the US marines and it's not close
This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
January 25, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Worth repeating that the people of Minnesota are braver than the US marines and it's not close
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"What was your WoL doing during the Carteneau bahablast?" Sol was fishing or hunting, in Hydaelyn only knows what corner of Eorzea #ffxiv
August 9, 2023 at 3:28 PM
"What was your WoL doing during the Carteneau bahablast?" Sol was fishing or hunting, in Hydaelyn only knows what corner of Eorzea #ffxiv
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It appears that this legend owns a little bookstore — and you can order books from him instead of Bezos. Link in next post.
Protester in Minneapolis just before disappearing in gas: "Fuck you! Stop. Damn! I'm 70 years old and I'm fuckin' angry!"
January 25, 2026 at 5:45 PM
It appears that this legend owns a little bookstore — and you can order books from him instead of Bezos. Link in next post.
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Here's some art. Abolish ICE.
January 25, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Here's some art. Abolish ICE.