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@salmonking on Tumblr. white/mixed (NB). 30 or 40 years old 🔞. I only care about gay little elves. i:@rookiebe b:@neunian

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five dollar catboys @salmonking.bsky.social · Nov 24

IT'S FINALLY DONE.. please enjoy the fruits of me and @valinegulrath.bsky.social's labors, more Redbelly lore than you can shake a stick at! Check it out here! redbellies.carrd.co

Redbelly Wasps

A carrd index compiling information on the Redbelly Wasps, FFXIV NPCs native to the South Shroud.

redbellies.carrd.co

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James

@james.tarnation.lol

[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy

November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM

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rio 🦐 strurgling

@radicrow.bsky.social

the Krakens' carpenter or something
[ #ocs #chic'tan #sillyart ]

a bunch of doodles of chic'tan when he was a younger pirate carpenter. the main doodle is him from behind, leaning over some wood he is working on while sweating because it's "So... Hot..."

the second biggest doodle is one of him shirtless hauling some wood planks. he is telling the viewer off for staring. "Captain ain't gonna be happy wit ya. quit gawkin'..."

various small doodles around the page are:
- chic'tan seeing shrim for the first time and exclaiming WOW! Twink Alert!
- chic'tan being told to chop someone's fingers off with a screenshot of a quest item "Heavy Coinpurse" from the quest Looking For Some Hot Stuff where it references Carvallain cutting off some guy's fingertips
- chic'tan after he flees his ship life, he has covered his lighter left eye in an attempt to hide his identity which is silly because he is like the most distinctive guy
- chic'tan chibi head so cutes

November 29, 2025 at 9:38 AM

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Stephanie 🍉

@ageofoddish.bsky.social

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane.

November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM

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Maladroithe

@maladroithe.bsky.social

I would pretend I was a hard working miner in a chocolate mine

greelin Follow
May 8
what i miss most about being a chocolatier (besides the honor of gayest job title imaginable) is we had these massive bars of chocolate for tempering that were 10lbs and we had to break them into smaller
chunks. by using a sledgehammer of course. i LIVED for that shit
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May 8
all the other people in production HATED busting them especially at the end of the shift but i fucking loved it. give me the hammer. i can be trusted with the hammer. And everyone did in fact trust me with the hammer because again they all thought it was tedious and painful. me? i was having the time of my life. even if i had to pick up the slack for other people i would be annoyed for all of five seconds before the euphoria of getting to smash things set in. and the production areas had windows too so customers often just got to watch me beat the shit out of a massive chocolate bar. with a hammer. like a zoo animal. i was getting paid to do that. every day i miss it.

November 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM

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Fell Cleavage ⚓️

@seaswallowsall.bsky.social

freaky ass bandit???

November 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM

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Nilah "Nine Jobs" Magruder

@nilahmagruder.com

One of my former mentees is a tribal member and the most recent things we talked about over e-mail is that ICE is detaining Indigenous people but it goes vastly underreported.

Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 2d

ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says

Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.

www.seattletimes.com

November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM

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Shepherd

@neolithicsheep.bsky.social

If you are in the National Guard and fear you may be deployed to violate the rights of US citizens, there is help. Call the GI Rights Hotline at 1-877-447-4487

Visit girightshotline.org for more information

November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM

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Out Of Context Novice Network

@novicenetwork.bsky.social

November 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM

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Stella Sacco

@antlervel.vet

me viewing a pornograph: ah! excellent. this pornograph will allow me to achieve gratification
me after achieving gratification: get thee hence, pornograph, for I wish nothing to do with thee, and indeed never shall

July 24, 2023 at 4:32 PM

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Fruity Snacks🎣

@fisherfruity.bsky.social

November 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM

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diesel! — the 5.4 gamer [42/51]

@dieselhands.bsky.social

her vibe is crazy today

November 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM

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diesel! — the 5.4 gamer [42/51]

@dieselhands.bsky.social

November 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM

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diesel! — the 5.4 gamer [42/51]

@dieselhands.bsky.social

The forest has fallen silent.
#dieselarts • #ffxiv #kan-e-senna

November 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM

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diesel! — the 5.4 gamer [42/51]

@dieselhands.bsky.social

im going to gridania yall want anything
#dieselarts • #ffxiv #kan-e-senna

November 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM

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@towered.bsky.social

Commission of me and my wife's FFXIV characters by @augurm.bsky.social who did such a good job!!!

Bonachine is my elezen Dark Knight and Alfy is @sarakipin.bsky.social's viera astrologian. They're married and in love : )

❤️🌹❤️🌹❤️🌹❤️🌹❤️

November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM

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레자

@lezafinal.bsky.social

베네스

November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM

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Jack Musto 🐇 🌕 🐺

@jackattack.bsky.social

Time once again to rep my favorite place for giving: anelder.org - they supply food, firewood and supplies for traditional crafting to Navajo Elders. If you have the cash, please give these folks a hand.

November 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM

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Cen Galdre

@cengaldre.com

Happy Feastgiving Everyone!

Hope y'all are staying warm and well-fed. No need to brave the late autumn chill for the first shopping of mariah-carey-has-escaped-containment Season, I have my first collection of 12 handmade turned hardwood ornaments available now!

www.galdrecraft.com/category/orn...

6 turned hardwood ornaments with lovely velvet ribbon and handmade tassels

November 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM

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Gabe 👻 ✨️

@daemoncorps.bsky.social

Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image

November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM

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victoria rose, two job haver

@riningear.bsky.social

they asked some XIV staff to sing it so it would sound "authentic," so when I did a convention panel tier-listing FFXIV music, I ended it by asking everyone to stand up and sing Measure Of His Reach (the Ala Mhigan one) and I swear to god it's truly an emotional ass kicker like that

Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · Sep 2

I think one of the smartest narrative/creative touches in FFXIV Stormblood is: you’re introduced to the Garlean imperial anthem in an early cutscene, and you find out later that it’s a stolen, rewritten song of national pride and worker’s brotherhood from a country they’re fucking occupying.

September 2, 2025 at 12:09 PM