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Salad Shooter
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Normal Democrat. Anyone who voted against Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton in 2016, and Kamala Devi Harris in 2024, is bad. he/him.
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I will be posting about politics here and a lot of those tweets will be angry. I understand that some of you who followed me because we were mutuals on Twitter are trying to avoid politics.

If you feel the need to unfollow me because of that, I totally understand and won't take it personally.
If you want to take away moisture from somewhere, just bring Ben Shapiro.
me working to solve the rising sea levels
August 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Hunter Biden went Death Blossom for three fucking hours damn, son
July 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
On today, the anniversary of Biden being forced out, I hope every leftist, pod bro, and wine-swilling celebrity gets diarrhea forever and eats shit. And frankly I hope the traitorous scum in Dearborn and on college campuses get deported if they're not citizens.

Fuck every single one of you.
July 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Gonna tell my kids this was Zohran Mamdani.
July 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I know BlueSky is a haven of leftists named Aiden and Caiden who came to Park Slope via Beaverton, Oregon, and they're all worshiping Zohran Mamdani like the second coming of Che Guevara, but know this: socialism will always lose. Antisemitism will always lose.
June 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Rewatching #StarTrek Deep Space Nine and realized that if the show had been broadcast from 2023-29 rather than 1993-99, they 100% would have made Miles, Keiko, and Major Kira a throuple.
May 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
This is why I hate the media so goddamned much. Joe Biden was trying to warn all of you, but you just wanted to bully him out of the race because he had a bad debate and Trump gave you headlines. He told you, correctly, what would happen, and you called him senile.

None of you are forgivable.
April 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Of all the wise things that Benjamin Sisko said on #StarTrek DS9, perhaps the most underrated is that "beets are a very misunderstood vegetable". Roasted sliced beets with goat cheese on top are amazing. One of the handful of vegetables I actually crave rather than just eat because they're healthy.
April 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Ken Martin is Merrick Garland

Capable, experienced, unable to grasp what is needed, & w/the appropriate urgency and outward communication skills

He is the wrong choice for the Trump era.

We need a communicating fighter.

A modern DNC demands more.

@kenmartin.bsky.social should resign
April 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
This is a prelude to genocide.
Gun registry? No. Autism registry? Yes?

Fuck ALL the way off.
April 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
If you thought Dutch was funny, let me introduce you to Luxembourgish!
April 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
He's always been a racist and I am so thankful that mainstream Democrats with bigger followings than me are calling him out.
April 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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That’s called being a mule.
April 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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this yglesias post is insane, the whole thing is him trying to square the fact that he quite obviously believes in hanania-style scientific racism and thinks trump isn't racist-racist with the need to not agree with nazis
April 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Crockett: Like the fact that they sat around called Joe Biden sleepy Joe Biden. And as I said before, at least you could sleep at night because you didn't have to worry about your 401 K disappearing.
April 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I wonder if there will be less of a gap in cost between farmers market produce and supermarket produce after tariffs. I bet they still use fertilizer that requires potash (sourced from Canada) so I doubt it, but would be curious if anyone with expertise in this area thinks.
April 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
In the better timeline, Phil Hartman is still alive and another cast member of NewsRadio was murdered by his coked up wife.
April 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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The United States went anti-woke and is going broke. Huh.
April 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I love it when I do my own research. Zohran Mamdani had supported the Uncommitted Movement in Michigan against Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.
April 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Husband just called me. He's losing his job because of Trump.

Fuck all you MFers who didn't vote for Kamala Harris.

He's just one more in the next round of veterans getting the ax from their federal jobs.

If SecDrunk wants to recruit more people, why are people in recruiting being fired?
April 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
You know who JD Vance reminds me of? Chappel Roan. Both of them are from shithole Midwest states and grew up fairly well off despite having some poor relatives and being surrounded by rednecks.
March 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
You know, there was a perfectly innocent gay Hispanic hairdresser with a tattoo who was just living his life, that NONE OF YOU have gone to bat for.

Yet you go to bat for the antisemitic Armenian Genocide denier? Shame on you.
Rumeysa Ozturk must not be deported. You can't kidnap someone off the street for their political views — this isn't Moscow.

She has every right to speak her mind. I've contacted the Administration. I want answers.
March 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Am Yisrael Chai, motherfucker.
It was an error of historic proportions to give the Zionists their own state. And then, unbelievably, to give them nuclear weapons. The biggest fuck up in the history of modern geopolitics. And we're still some way from seeing the awful conclusion of this monumental mistake
March 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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You know even when we had Biden Harris in office nothing ever felt normal again

We can blame the pandemic but the real truth is the pandemic has nothing to do with it. We can blame the wars but the wars itself wasn’t the reason for it

The reason for it was Putin & Trump never left the shadows 1/
March 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
All this because white/white adjacent people were mad that Black people received the same benefits they did, and men were furious that women told them "no" sometimes.
We received notice from the CDC that our funding for Care-A-Van has been terminated, effective March 24, 2025. As a result of this unexpected decision, we must immediately suspend Care-A-Van operations. Thank you to all of our requestors and community partners for your support.
March 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM