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Salad Shooter
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Normal Democrat. Anyone who voted against Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton in 2016, and Kamala Devi Harris in 2024, is bad. he/him.
Gonna tell my kids this was Zohran Mamdani.
July 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
This is why I hate the media so goddamned much. Joe Biden was trying to warn all of you, but you just wanted to bully him out of the race because he had a bad debate and Trump gave you headlines. He told you, correctly, what would happen, and you called him senile.

None of you are forgivable.
April 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
April 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
If you thought Dutch was funny, let me introduce you to Luxembourgish!
April 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
He's always been a racist and I am so thankful that mainstream Democrats with bigger followings than me are calling him out.
April 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
March 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I'm guessing you're referring to this?
March 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Proposed episode of #StarTrek Deep Space Nine Season 8: The Orb of Westphall takes Garak and Dax back to twentieth century Earth, where they must fight the Cenobites in the Lament Configuration. #DS9Season8
February 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
This is the worst thing from #StarTrek since "Code of Honor" and "Angel One".
December 28, 2024 at 5:10 AM
Note that Vivek Ramasamy didn't say "Cory over Topanga".

Why does Vivek not want us to emulate Topanga? Topanga was a brilliant student *and* had good social skills.

I guess Vivek doesn't think women are smart.
December 26, 2024 at 7:50 PM
I fully believe that Taylor Lorenz never had Long COVID. She just has a raging personality disorder and in Long COVID she found an excuse for it.
December 25, 2024 at 6:32 AM
I was honestly stunned to see that Multnomah County, Oregon actually did better for Harris than for Biden. You'd never have thought that given how many Portland online leftists shat on Biden 24/7. Respect and credit where due. #Datavis #Geography #Maps #Election2024
December 24, 2024 at 10:49 PM
I highly suspect that when apolitical white women from conservative backgrounds (who would otherwise be gettable votes) see that this is how white dudes on the left act, they think "better the devil we know" and either don't vote or vote GOP like their parents.
December 24, 2024 at 6:07 PM
So Picard Season 3 basically gave Amanda Plummer's character in Pulp Fiction a spaceship. #StarTrek
December 24, 2024 at 6:34 AM
The Earth of Star Trek has no crime, poverty, hunger, but they do have spaceships, replicators, and holodecks. This is what their leadership core looks like.

Just saying: you all should have voted for Kamala Harris. #StarTrek
December 20, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Beyoncé's husband cheated on her with Becky with the Good Hair.

Moroccan singer Najat Aatabou's husband cheated on her with the *messy haired girl*.
December 16, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Taylor Lorenz's response to this.
December 10, 2024 at 3:00 AM
It will never stop being funny that this was Luigi Mangione's last meal as a free man.
December 10, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Luigi Mangione upon being captured.
December 9, 2024 at 7:39 PM
I saw this ridiculous picture of Hindu nationalists wishing Trump a happy birthday and I realized that the one dude on the right is dressed like Fred from Scooby Doo.
December 8, 2024 at 4:49 PM
I wonder if Naughty by Nature was particularly popular in Ontario...
December 8, 2024 at 5:36 AM
why do Irish men look like potatoes
November 30, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Drop a ship that’s not from Star Wars or Star Trek.

If you know this, you’re a real one.
November 28, 2024 at 6:14 AM
November 26, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Don't forget the way they tried to fit the Laffer curve to data that clearly did not fit the pattern. I found this incredibly offensive.
November 24, 2024 at 5:02 AM