Dolarhyde Shave Club
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Writer, bassist, real piece of work; maker of passable music and pretty good wood etchings.
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a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
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Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster
John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster
That’s an Achilles rupture for sure, ugh
June 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
That’s an Achilles rupture for sure, ugh
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A story about why Democrats are losers, in four parts.
May 21, 2025 at 12:47 PM
A story about why Democrats are losers, in four parts.
Where do they find these fucking losers?
April 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Where do they find these fucking losers?
Check this shit out:
Murk Mattdock
Murk Mattdock
March 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Check this shit out:
Murk Mattdock
Murk Mattdock
Call me "the circumstances surrounding Gene Hackman's death" cause I'm shady as hell
February 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Call me "the circumstances surrounding Gene Hackman's death" cause I'm shady as hell
It's been a long time coming, but our new EP is finally out: open.spotify.com/album/7iGQsA...
Final Girl
Lane Moore · EP · 2025 · 4 songs
open.spotify.com
February 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It's been a long time coming, but our new EP is finally out: open.spotify.com/album/7iGQsA...
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it's really funny to use "democracy is on the ballot" as a cudgel for eight whole ass years and then do this
Vice President Harris: "Today, America's democracy stood."
January 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
it's really funny to use "democracy is on the ballot" as a cudgel for eight whole ass years and then do this
Sam Merrill is WitSec JJ Redick
December 28, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Sam Merrill is WitSec JJ Redick
BIG shoutout to this transcription for making me think my father left a voicemail of his own death
December 18, 2024 at 4:30 PM
BIG shoutout to this transcription for making me think my father left a voicemail of his own death
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It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
December 15, 2024 at 11:58 PM
It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
It seems I’ve once again underestimated just how fundamentally shitty and cruel most of the people in this country are.
November 6, 2024 at 6:28 AM
It seems I’ve once again underestimated just how fundamentally shitty and cruel most of the people in this country are.
[shrugging excessively]
Whatever, that’s fine, so what, who even cares, big deal,
Whatever, that’s fine, so what, who even cares, big deal,
November 6, 2024 at 12:15 AM
[shrugging excessively]
Whatever, that’s fine, so what, who even cares, big deal,
Whatever, that’s fine, so what, who even cares, big deal,
In hindsight, the minute this dipshit showed up as a guest speaker for one of my graduate-level journalism classes, I should have realized I was about to waste my fucking money
Ryan Girdusky to Mehdi Hasan: I HOPE YOUR BEEPER DOESN'T GO OFF
October 29, 2024 at 4:14 AM
In hindsight, the minute this dipshit showed up as a guest speaker for one of my graduate-level journalism classes, I should have realized I was about to waste my fucking money
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what the fuck has bill maher done anyway besides not tell jokes, not know dick-shit about politics, and look like the girl in the lionel richie's "hello" video tried to make alfred e neuman out of clay and then slammed it face-first into a windshield
October 7, 2024 at 3:14 AM
what the fuck has bill maher done anyway besides not tell jokes, not know dick-shit about politics, and look like the girl in the lionel richie's "hello" video tried to make alfred e neuman out of clay and then slammed it face-first into a windshield
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If the old enviro saying "we have only one planet" never quite worked because it was easy to dismiss as too tritely kumbaya, Hurricane Helene offers a more immediate other side of the coin: There's nowhere left to run.
Letter from Florida: Nowhere Left to Hide - Truthdig
If you think a climate disaster can’t destroy your town, I have a submerged bridge to sell you.
www.truthdig.com
October 4, 2024 at 4:39 PM
If the old enviro saying "we have only one planet" never quite worked because it was easy to dismiss as too tritely kumbaya, Hurricane Helene offers a more immediate other side of the coin: There's nowhere left to run.
"Well-known on the porn message boards" probably isn't the greatest epitaph, but it beats the hell out of "Guy who routinely fucks up the vibes on the porn message boards"
respect to the other fellas in the Nudes of Africa boards
September 19, 2024 at 11:23 PM
"Well-known on the porn message boards" probably isn't the greatest epitaph, but it beats the hell out of "Guy who routinely fucks up the vibes on the porn message boards"
Human Resources Giger
September 4, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Human Resources Giger
I’ve been laughing at this for three days
Giving up buckets to Nate Silver in a pickup game. Can't stay in front of him, and if you give him space he's splashing jumpers from well beyond the NBA arc. He hits you with the too-small gesture after muscling by you for a layup. His hair looks incredibly bad; he's wearing a big white dress shirt.
August 29, 2024 at 10:53 PM
I’ve been laughing at this for three days
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Giving up buckets to Nate Silver in a pickup game. Can't stay in front of him, and if you give him space he's splashing jumpers from well beyond the NBA arc. He hits you with the too-small gesture after muscling by you for a layup. His hair looks incredibly bad; he's wearing a big white dress shirt.
August 26, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Giving up buckets to Nate Silver in a pickup game. Can't stay in front of him, and if you give him space he's splashing jumpers from well beyond the NBA arc. He hits you with the too-small gesture after muscling by you for a layup. His hair looks incredibly bad; he's wearing a big white dress shirt.
That shit looks staged as hell
July 13, 2024 at 10:43 PM
That shit looks staged as hell
("My Hero" plays in the background)
June 18, 2024 at 3:48 AM
("My Hero" plays in the background)
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very happy for Al Horford tbh
June 18, 2024 at 2:45 AM
very happy for Al Horford tbh