Ryan Smith
ryanksmith.bsky.social
Ryan Smith
@ryanksmith.bsky.social
Professional grammar nerd, amateur woodwoorker, Sounders fan.
He/Him
That was the most #MLSafterdark game I’ve ever seen!
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
@atomicfc.bsky.social Oh my god. That was incredible.

Let’s go Caps!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
@jeremiah.sounderatheart.com Can we get a stats comparison of PDLV pre- and post-haircut?
August 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This rivals Oba’s audacious flick for the best Sounders goal ever, right?
On repeat for the rest of the night 🔁
August 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
What just happened!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!

Count em up. #sieteacero
August 1, 2025 at 4:49 AM
@atomicfc.bsky.social Y’all really are gonna do it. That was incredible
April 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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There is no downside to arguing in favor of due process.
April 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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The Vancouver Motherfucking Whitecaps...

...missing their best player to a knee injury
...with a 19-yo/21-yo fullback duo
...in CDMX's thin air
...after conceding in the 88th minute
just beat Pumas UNAM on aggregate to advance to the Concacaf Champions Cup semifinals.

This is why we love #CCCFever
The Vancouver Motherfucking Whitecaps...

...missing their best player to a knee injury, just beat CF Monterrey on aggregate to advance to the Concacaf Champions Cup quarterfinals.

This is why we love #CCCFever
April 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
@atomicfc.bsky.social Hell yeah Caps! That was incredible!
April 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
That's a good start for the new guys! #Sounders
February 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Yuuuuuup
The "first they came..." poem gets quoted and quoted and quoted and quoted and you know what, we do in fact know who they're coming for first, right now, and that is trans people, and the answer needs to be "absolutely the fuck not, you motherfuckers," full stop.
January 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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It’s interesting that the emojis show the earth from three angles 🌎 🌍 🌏 but not the fourth.

Though 🔵 is a fair approximation of what it would look like.

People underestimate the Pacific.
December 6, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Come on #Sounders. We already beat LA. Let’s beat the suburbs.
December 1, 2024 at 3:12 AM
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Don’t let Columbus have all the fun, people. They may have set the tone, but you can do so much more!
heartwarming story for the holidays ❤️‍🔥

“…the neo-Nazis told police they had never experienced a response like the one they received in Columbus. They said people pulled guns on them and threw cans and vegetables as they marched... One of the officers noted the men were ‘covered in’ pepper spray.”
Body cam footage: Neo-Nazis who marched in Short North claimed to be victims of violence
The neo-Nazis told police they had never received such a violent response as the one they received in Columbus, and claimed people threw cans and veggies.
www.dispatch.com
November 26, 2024 at 3:36 AM
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I love this story so much
DRONES TO PLOUGHSHARES is a short story about what it might be like to apply principles of care to all beings - even those who have been weaponised against us - under authoritarianism.
Drones to Ploughshares
In a near future, a surveillance drone serving an authoritarian state is captured—and offered a new lease on sentience.
www.vice.com
November 25, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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YOUR SEATTLE FREAKIN' SOUNDERS‼️
November 24, 2024 at 7:13 AM
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Stefan Frei with a performance for ages. Nine saves, robbing LAFC of 2.17 goals, according to xG.
November 24, 2024 at 6:25 AM
That was some serious #MLSafterdark. Now for the jingle bells.
November 24, 2024 at 6:26 AM
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GAME OVER 🎮
November 24, 2024 at 6:22 AM
Let's Fucking Go you goddam Sounders!
November 24, 2024 at 6:21 AM