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Russell
@russe11m.bsky.social
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I'm just this guy, you know?
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jonny290.com
this has literally worked hundreds of times on something awful tbh
screenshot of Jay Bluesky being just lame.
October 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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woodsiegirl.bsky.social
I once read a comment saying something like "if you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but still the same amount of farts". I think about that a lot.
kenwhite.bsky.social 37 Dolls For Your Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · Jul 27
Some people are unhappy and always will be and deserve to be.
July 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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karenho.bsky.social
We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
July 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
It's the weekend, baby
Shaxs from Star Trek Lower Decks is pictured. He's a cartoon, because Lower Decks, besides being the best effing show ever, is a cartoon. Shaxs is a big burly man wearing his gold Star fleet uniform and also an apron over the front like he's doing some sort of art project or baking a nice sourdough. In each hand he's holding a broken bottle like that thing you do where you take a bottle and break off the bottom and then use it as a weapon. His eyeballs are bulging large, his brow is furrowed, and he looks absolutely unhinged with rage and anger. Closed caption reads, "Fighting fascism is a full time job!"
June 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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paulisci.bsky.social
A Brief History of Young People Today Don't Want to Work

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May 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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killhamster.bsky.social
i have shamelessly bought tampons for every woman i've dated. embrace it. it's not cringe or girly, you're doing something good for someone you care about
May 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Gold uniform Data is sitting at his lil' desk in his personal quarters. There's a sweet LCARS ship schematic behind him. He's looking up and to the side kind of nervously like that gif/geoff of the monkey puppet. Closed caption reads, "Are you certain you do not wish to talk about your mother?"
May 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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charlottereads.com
disappointed we didn’t get Pope Pizzaballa but at least we’ll always have Pope Deep Dish
May 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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spacecataz.bsky.social
Chicago Pope is technically still Pizza Pope. he's just a little deeper
May 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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byzantienne.bsky.social
okay apparently we're all having Cubist Boob Weather for the forseeable future
A weather prediction for the continental US, which looks remarkably like two boobs, with Ls for Low Pressure where the nipples would be, and a remarkably Cubist colorscheme.
May 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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tarawinequeen.bsky.social
“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing
May 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
russe11m.bsky.social
This is why having wired security cameras with local recording is important. If your camera doesn't record when it doesn't have internet access then it's entirely too easy to disrupt.
robertmaguire.bsky.social Robert Maguire @robertmaguire.bsky.social · Apr 23
It's a high bar, but this from @radleybalko.bsky.social might be one of the most fucked up things I've read in the new Trump era. For context, this TX lawyer had just had an informal conversation with a family caught up in ICE raids.

Seriously. Read this. radleybalko.substack.com/p/the-courag...
“A couple days later, on March 6, I was working from home at around 11:30 when I got a notice that my VPN had gone down,” he says. “I didn’t think much about it. It can cut out from time to time. About 10 minutes later, I got a knock at the door.” Two men were outside Jackson’s door, dressed in slacks and polos. They were not wearing badges. “I first thought they were going to try to sell me something. But as soon as I opened the door they said, ‘Are you Clayton Jackson?’ I think I shook my head or said ‘yeah,’ and then I heard, ‘We have information that you are obstructing an ongoing immigration investigation.’” Jackson says alarms went off in his head. “My first instinct was to want to know what this was about. That it must be a misunderstanding. So I started to tell them about how I’ve been involved in some pro bono work. Then this voice in my head kicked in and just said, you need to shut the fuck up — don’t say anything.” The officers never identified themselves. They did ask if they could come inside. “I said absolutely not,” Jackson says. “I asked for their names and badge numbers. They said they didn’t have to provide that information at this time. So I told them I’d be calling my lawyer and I shut the door behind me.” Jackson says his mind started racing. “I needed to know who they were, what agency they were with. Then I remembered that I have the Ring camera. Maybe I could watch the video of the incident and figure out who they were from that.” There was no video. “That’s when I learned why my VPN had gone down. It wasn’t the VPN. Someone had shut off my Wifi.” About 15 minutes after the interaction at his front door, Jackson’s Wifi was up and running again.
April 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek Lower Decks scene. Boimler (Boims, Starfleet officer in red uniform) stands with a gobsmacked look on his cartoon face. He's holding onto a long jagged and sharp piece of metal, possibly a portion of a busted up wall. In the background looking on is Mariner, Rutherford with his facial implant, and Tendi, who is a very green humanoid alien. Closed caption reads, "Hello? Can someone give us some context in here, please?"
April 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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catbus.phd
forget cloning wolves and mammoths, resurrect something society actually needs: the Conversation Pit
sunken space in a living room filled with couches tables and av equipment
April 13, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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t4t.bsky.social
TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
September 11, 2001 at 12:14 PM
russe11m.bsky.social
"The most important thing in basketball is the basketball" - Charles Barkley
March 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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chucktingle.bsky.social
please enjoy new tingler JOURNALIST POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF AN EGREGIOUSLY MISHANDLED GROUP TEXT FROM MEMBERS OF THE TROMP ADMINISTRATION CONTAINING HIGHLY SENSITIVE GOVERNMENT INFORMATION out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0F2HBS9LR or on patreon www.patreon.com/posts/journa...
man with glasses standing on the right he has no shirt on and is handsome on the left there is a giant phone with a group chat goin and the phone is smiling mischievously they are in an newspaper office
March 26, 2025 at 1:12 PM
russe11m.bsky.social
Did I just intentionally omit a letter from the name of a person I'm replying to in an email? Yes. Did they do it to me first? Yes. Was that a bit petty of me? Probably yes. Will I do it again, if they continue to misspell my name? Also yes.
February 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
russe11m.bsky.social
A Very Important Message:

www.theautopian.com/i-dont-care-...
I Don't Care If You're Nervous, You Need To Stop Driving With Your Hazard Lights On In Bad Weather - The Autopian
It snowed here in North Carolina yesterday, and, predictably everyone lost their shit. North Carolina, despite getting snow with at least some degree of regularity, if not that much snow, doesn’t deal...
www.theautopian.com
February 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Movie cover art for the film Star Trek: Insurrection. There's a large planet across the lower half of the picture as if we're in orbit above and we see the USS Enterprise flying away from us at warp towards open space. There's a large menacing face looking down at the starship and planet, cloaked in red beams of light. Across the top reads, "INSURRECTION."
January 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Ok, so there's a large silver framed box. It's shiney and fancy looking. Protruding out from the top of the box is humanoid face, also silver. The face is smiling large and giddy like. Kind of looks like quark from DS9 if you took off his ferengi makeup. Closed caption reads, "The momentous day is close at hand."
December 24, 2024 at 2:44 PM
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endingwithali.com
ethernet? you mean the wifi cable
December 9, 2024 at 5:01 PM
russe11m.bsky.social
Reminder: You should probably be washing your emotional support water bottle more than you actually do.
December 6, 2024 at 2:13 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
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Voyager scene. Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct adjunct of Unimatrix-01, is seen up close absolutely devouring a big ol' turkey leg like some kind of vicious animal. It's one of those tin foil wrapped Renaissance festival turkey legs, absolute unit. Closed caption reads: (ravenous growling)
November 28, 2024 at 8:46 PM
russe11m.bsky.social
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to your timeline
November 20, 2024 at 10:48 PM