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I’m enjoying the Traitors but the thing about the show (and which last episode illustrates) is that there actually isn’t really an incentive to vote out a Traitor. (1/x)
January 19, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I’m enjoying the Traitors but the thing about the show (and which last episode illustrates) is that there actually isn’t really an incentive to vote out a Traitor. (1/x)
How is it that I have a WORSE sleep schedule when I stay in than when I go out
January 18, 2026 at 6:39 PM
How is it that I have a WORSE sleep schedule when I stay in than when I go out
Everyone knows the true version of “All The Things She Said” has the AIM alerts.
January 14, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Everyone knows the true version of “All The Things She Said” has the AIM alerts.
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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.
January 12, 2026 at 4:58 PM
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.
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You’re telling me it’s better to jack off all trade?
January 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
You’re telling me it’s better to jack off all trade?
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1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
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Second day of work this year and I’m already over having to do things that I was hired to do 😒
January 6, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Second day of work this year and I’m already over having to do things that I was hired to do 😒
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lol you’ve got an AI girlfriend?? ur putting techbros in charge of your relationship??? ok buddy lmfao ok champ
July 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
lol you’ve got an AI girlfriend?? ur putting techbros in charge of your relationship??? ok buddy lmfao ok champ
@kevidently.bsky.social this you?
Downtown. 242 Fifth Ave - CVS. Caller said someone just stole like 7 full cases of Dr. Pepper and fled. Suspect is currently walking down Fifth with a comical amount of Dr. Pepper.
January 5, 2026 at 7:29 PM
@kevidently.bsky.social this you?
Why is the sound mixing on the Pit Stop so bad?
January 4, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Why is the sound mixing on the Pit Stop so bad?
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
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![Rico Charges @NoChorus
Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up.
5:49 PM • Sep 29, 2021
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Rico Charges @NoChorus • Sep 29, 2021
My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people who profess to like it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreihdoqelqfzghrwhr4v7532cq4mwqaqrv4vnifk7wxaa5tyomiulce@jpeg)
How I’m celebrating new years ☺️
December 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
How I’m celebrating new years ☺️
You’re commenting separately and with suddenly different last names? And you’re no longer friends with each other? And one of you last week posted a 2000 word essay about rumors and solitude? Much more interesting than your letterbox of 2025 or whatever
Ah that one time of year where I login to FB to catch up on birthday well wishers and messy breakups of gay acquaintances
December 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
You’re commenting separately and with suddenly different last names? And you’re no longer friends with each other? And one of you last week posted a 2000 word essay about rumors and solitude? Much more interesting than your letterbox of 2025 or whatever
Ah that one time of year where I login to FB to catch up on birthday well wishers and messy breakups of gay acquaintances
December 31, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Ah that one time of year where I login to FB to catch up on birthday well wishers and messy breakups of gay acquaintances
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In 2026 ima gonna be a chef drag queen names Miss Lynn Starr
December 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
In 2026 ima gonna be a chef drag queen names Miss Lynn Starr
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Wikipedia is one of the greatest achievements of human civilization and absolutely deserves your $5.16 or whatever they ask for on the banner. Do it!
give money to wikipedia!!!!
December 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Wikipedia is one of the greatest achievements of human civilization and absolutely deserves your $5.16 or whatever they ask for on the banner. Do it!
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Why are you gay?
December 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Why are you gay?
In 2026 ima gonna be a chef drag queen names Miss Lynn Starr
December 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
In 2026 ima gonna be a chef drag queen names Miss Lynn Starr
My sister: We can go to the mall after lunch
My nephew Jax: I don’t want to go to the mall!
Sis: they have a Sephora
Jax: okay! They have the lotion I want
My nephew Jax: I don’t want to go to the mall!
Sis: they have a Sephora
Jax: okay! They have the lotion I want
December 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
My sister: We can go to the mall after lunch
My nephew Jax: I don’t want to go to the mall!
Sis: they have a Sephora
Jax: okay! They have the lotion I want
My nephew Jax: I don’t want to go to the mall!
Sis: they have a Sephora
Jax: okay! They have the lotion I want
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls