Royal Tenenbaum
@royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social
No brains, no headache
Sweater guy
Sweater guy
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Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️
February 19, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️
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Mike Somes missed the joke when "America’s finest comedic minds decided it would be really funny if we all pretended that there was no greater idea than the notion that all people had inalienable rights, and that there could be no cause more noble than any effort to protect those rights for others."
The Last Idiot Who Earnestly Believes in the American Experiment
Still left out of the joke, even now.
www.liberalcurrents.com
February 20, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Mike Somes missed the joke when "America’s finest comedic minds decided it would be really funny if we all pretended that there was no greater idea than the notion that all people had inalienable rights, and that there could be no cause more noble than any effort to protect those rights for others."
A thing I miss about NBA Twitter that hasn't translated here: fan bases growing feral over the All Star break and cannibalizing one another to survive the doldrums until being rescued from their desert isle by new games today
February 20, 2026 at 3:56 AM
A thing I miss about NBA Twitter that hasn't translated here: fan bases growing feral over the All Star break and cannibalizing one another to survive the doldrums until being rescued from their desert isle by new games today
Minor League promotional nights remain undefeated.
February 20, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Minor League promotional nights remain undefeated.
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Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement
February 19, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement
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Sir Arthur Adonal Foyle.
February 18, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Sir Arthur Adonal Foyle.
Shout out the MTA conductor on my train with MISANTHROPE tattooed along his forearm
February 18, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Shout out the MTA conductor on my train with MISANTHROPE tattooed along his forearm
Tiger Woods is what
Tiger Woods is 50 and recovering from major back surgery. He won't rule out playing in 2026 Masters
Tiger Woods is 50 and recovering from major back surgery. He won't rule out playing in 2026 Masters
Tiger Woods told reporters Tuesday at Riviera Country Club that he won't rule out playing in the 2026 Masters despite recovering from October disc replacement surgery.
www.latimes.com
February 18, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Tiger Woods is what
To be fair this is the kind of broken brain one must possess to ascend to KD levels of posting
February 18, 2026 at 5:22 AM
To be fair this is the kind of broken brain one must possess to ascend to KD levels of posting
Michael Bay has the same house but substitute Bumblebee for the General Lee
February 18, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Michael Bay has the same house but substitute Bumblebee for the General Lee
I'm listening
What if Red Dead Redemption but it's just a bear driving a train
aftermath.site/bumpy-ride-ste...
aftermath.site/bumpy-ride-ste...
February 17, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I'm listening
Welcome back to the association, Cam!
Source confirms that the Sixers are signing Cam Payne to a contract for the rest of the season.
February 16, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Welcome back to the association, Cam!
Blue Moon: a wildly insufferable movie but in a 90s indie flick way so I found it somewhat endearing.
February 16, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Blue Moon: a wildly insufferable movie but in a 90s indie flick way so I found it somewhat endearing.
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wake up homie, new culture war just dropped
February 16, 2026 at 2:08 AM
wake up homie, new culture war just dropped
I can't believe Love Jones is sitting at only 20k watches on Letterboxd, but I am also of a certain age and didn't see it until a couple years ago
💘 What is the best underseen romance film?
“Underseen” means fewer than 50,000 watches on Letterboxd, so make sure that your picks meet that requirement before showing them some much-needed love.
Start listing now: boxd.it/eZs
“Underseen” means fewer than 50,000 watches on Letterboxd, so make sure that your picks meet that requirement before showing them some much-needed love.
Start listing now: boxd.it/eZs
February 15, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I can't believe Love Jones is sitting at only 20k watches on Letterboxd, but I am also of a certain age and didn't see it until a couple years ago
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ON DAY 9 OF THE OLYMPICS, CANADA FINALLY WINS ITS FIRST GOLD
February 15, 2026 at 11:39 AM
ON DAY 9 OF THE OLYMPICS, CANADA FINALLY WINS ITS FIRST GOLD
The Alabama Solution should have been nominated for Best Picture.
February 15, 2026 at 5:03 AM
The Alabama Solution should have been nominated for Best Picture.
Watched OBAA again. Plenty of valid criticisms about that movie's racial, sexual and straight up politics but damn if it isn't a heater.
February 15, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Watched OBAA again. Plenty of valid criticisms about that movie's racial, sexual and straight up politics but damn if it isn't a heater.
WaPo did not keep its best brained people but it did keep its smoothest.
February 14, 2026 at 11:38 PM
WaPo did not keep its best brained people but it did keep its smoothest.
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MEDALHA DE OURO BRASIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL
Lucas Pinheiro Braathen becomes the first South American ever to win a medal in any Winter Olympic event!!!!!
Lucas Pinheiro Braathen becomes the first South American ever to win a medal in any Winter Olympic event!!!!!
February 14, 2026 at 1:31 PM
MEDALHA DE OURO BRASIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL
Lucas Pinheiro Braathen becomes the first South American ever to win a medal in any Winter Olympic event!!!!!
Lucas Pinheiro Braathen becomes the first South American ever to win a medal in any Winter Olympic event!!!!!
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Michael Peña would have been my pick for this
Michael Peña would have been my pick for this
David Boreanaz to Star in NBC’s ‘Rockford Files’ Reboot
The former ‘SEAL Team,’ ‘Bones’ and ‘Angel’ star will take on a role first played by James Garner.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻
Michael Peña would have been my pick for this
Michael Peña would have been my pick for this
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I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.
I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
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I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
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February 11, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.
I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
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I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
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