Royal Tenenbaum
@royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social
No brains, no headache
Sweater guy
Sweater guy
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[watching Physical:100] should EYE learn jujitsu
[watching Love Lie Bleeding] should EYE lift heavy
[watching The River Wild] should EYE buy a kayak
[watching the Great British Baking Show] never in a hundred years
[watching Love Lie Bleeding] should EYE lift heavy
[watching The River Wild] should EYE buy a kayak
[watching the Great British Baking Show] never in a hundred years
November 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
[watching Physical:100] should EYE learn jujitsu
[watching Love Lie Bleeding] should EYE lift heavy
[watching The River Wild] should EYE buy a kayak
[watching the Great British Baking Show] never in a hundred years
[watching Love Lie Bleeding] should EYE lift heavy
[watching The River Wild] should EYE buy a kayak
[watching the Great British Baking Show] never in a hundred years
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Guys, this is not what they meant when they said Syracuse has to keep the ND Offense off the field. lmaoooooooo
November 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Guys, this is not what they meant when they said Syracuse has to keep the ND Offense off the field. lmaoooooooo
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This is psychedelic football
November 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This is psychedelic football
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“Damn this shit is gonna get me so many prayers” —god creating cancer
November 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
“Damn this shit is gonna get me so many prayers” —god creating cancer
And double players with 6 fouls
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 AM
And double players with 6 fouls
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Collin Gillespie gets the winner for the Suns after missed FTs from Ant
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Collin Gillespie gets the winner for the Suns after missed FTs from Ant
Hold that fucking L smiling ass clown ass Wolves
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Hold that fucking L smiling ass clown ass Wolves
SUUUUUUUNNNNNNNSSSSSSS
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
SUUUUUUUNNNNNNNSSSSSSS
A pox on Rudy Gobert
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
A pox on Rudy Gobert
I don't have a single thought on anything that transpired in Washington, District of Columbia in the last hour.
Just a monkey clapping cymbals up there. It's great.
Just a monkey clapping cymbals up there. It's great.
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I don't have a single thought on anything that transpired in Washington, District of Columbia in the last hour.
Just a monkey clapping cymbals up there. It's great.
Just a monkey clapping cymbals up there. It's great.
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November 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Just insane man!
November 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Just insane man!
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coming out of my cage and im doing just fine
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
coming out of my cage and im doing just fine
11pm tip off?
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
11pm tip off?
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New — I wrote about the myriad ways journalism’s moral rot manifests, and how our crumbling institutions have created the conditions for it to fester:
Moral rot in elite journalism is killing the whole field
The Nuzzi/RFK Jr. mess and the revelation of Esptein's journo pals lay bare a profound moral absence at the heart of our free press.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
New — I wrote about the myriad ways journalism’s moral rot manifests, and how our crumbling institutions have created the conditions for it to fester:
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I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
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guys with hair transplants should be the biggest, loudest, and most vocal trans allies. one struggle and all that
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
guys with hair transplants should be the biggest, loudest, and most vocal trans allies. one struggle and all that
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I cannot wait
FRESH PODCAST - Collin Gillespie Joins to Talk About His Role, Hustle, and More!
Phoenix Suns guard Collin Gillespie talks to us about the season! We also talk trades, the upcoming gauntlet + more. Listen now!
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/2zwY...
Phoenix Suns guard Collin Gillespie talks to us about the season! We also talk trades, the upcoming gauntlet + more. Listen now!
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/2zwY...
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I cannot wait
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The comparison isn’t perfect but I kind of think Olivia Nuzzi is to journalism what Jake Paul is to boxing. Influencer culture usurping institutions and turning outrage and negative engagement into maximum clicks and therefore value, plus it flatters elite interests
November 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The comparison isn’t perfect but I kind of think Olivia Nuzzi is to journalism what Jake Paul is to boxing. Influencer culture usurping institutions and turning outrage and negative engagement into maximum clicks and therefore value, plus it flatters elite interests
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I must once again humbly ask the world's leading climate scientists, do we really need wind, and if not, how can we eliminate it for good?
November 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I must once again humbly ask the world's leading climate scientists, do we really need wind, and if not, how can we eliminate it for good?
Hell yeah. I had this one
November 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Hell yeah. I had this one
God bless the kids on the Suns announcers' mics yelling at the Hawks to miss. Real ones through and through
November 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
God bless the kids on the Suns announcers' mics yelling at the Hawks to miss. Real ones through and through
Yo just realized I crossed the line about a year ago
Born February 22, 1975, Drew Barrymore is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congrats Drew! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Yo just realized I crossed the line about a year ago