In all his recent interviews, Dick van Dyke talks about how the hardest things about being 99 are: your body constantly betrays you and almost everyone you ever loved is dead

This is psychedelic football

Wow that's cool! I was bummed when I was there in August and saw the Roxy was closed.

That sounds fun and perfect for that area!

Cuck-a-doodle-doo: literally crowing about how badly you got cucked

Collin Gillespie gets the winner for the Suns after missed FTs from Ant

I was appalled when I first heard it said out loud

Aging bodies are the ultimate betrayal

Update: it is improving

I am currently in back hell

There's this other world where they're happily plugging along as the world's best cover band