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they're saying gen alpha is going to bring back the late 00's indie movement where everyone dressed like a cartoon farmer and music sucked
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
they're saying gen alpha is going to bring back the late 00's indie movement where everyone dressed like a cartoon farmer and music sucked
The two categories of Authentic Italian Food of course being "pasti" (pasta) and "antipasti" (not pasta)
looking at the antipasti section on the menu at Olive Garden to see what they have besides pasta
November 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The two categories of Authentic Italian Food of course being "pasti" (pasta) and "antipasti" (not pasta)
looking at the antipasti section on the menu at Olive Garden to see what they have besides pasta
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
looking at the antipasti section on the menu at Olive Garden to see what they have besides pasta
Find what you love and let it make you repugnant. Wear matching t-shirts with it.
November 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Find what you love and let it make you repugnant. Wear matching t-shirts with it.
I am not deranged. I am an extremely ranged person in a rangeless world
November 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I am not deranged. I am an extremely ranged person in a rangeless world
I feel like every year I discover some really common place tool that we have broken in the pursuit of flashy new technology
November 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I feel like every year I discover some really common place tool that we have broken in the pursuit of flashy new technology
Had to google "crennellated" to see what it meant and found out it is a building that has battlements. So I googled "battlement" and apparently it is a parapet at the top of a wall. So I googled "parapet" and
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Had to google "crennellated" to see what it meant and found out it is a building that has battlements. So I googled "battlement" and apparently it is a parapet at the top of a wall. So I googled "parapet" and
not logging on or off. Logging between
November 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
not logging on or off. Logging between
Aw, I'm gonna lose my job, ain't I?
October 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Aw, I'm gonna lose my job, ain't I?
Monopoly? Which is it?
October 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Monopoly? Which is it?
people on tattoos in the 1950s: they must be in a gang or have been to jail
people on tattoos in the 2020s: they must make at least 60k a year
people on tattoos in the 2020s: they must make at least 60k a year
of all the things I've heard millennials blamed for ruining, I've never heard about the one thing we actually did (which is tattoos)
October 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
people on tattoos in the 1950s: they must be in a gang or have been to jail
people on tattoos in the 2020s: they must make at least 60k a year
people on tattoos in the 2020s: they must make at least 60k a year
of all the things I've heard millennials blamed for ruining, I've never heard about the one thing we actually did (which is tattoos)
October 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
of all the things I've heard millennials blamed for ruining, I've never heard about the one thing we actually did (which is tattoos)
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Somewhere, a discord of dog girls are writing gallons of fanfiction about Hasan putting a shock collar on them
October 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Somewhere, a discord of dog girls are writing gallons of fanfiction about Hasan putting a shock collar on them
If the president dies during a government shutdown, it stays that way. There's no way to turn it back on
Trump has not been seen in public since Tuesday and has no public events on his calendar today
October 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If the president dies during a government shutdown, it stays that way. There's no way to turn it back on
the frenemy of my frenemy is my End
September 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
the frenemy of my frenemy is my End
Today I smashed my stupid smart watch and felt so free
September 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Today I smashed my stupid smart watch and felt so free
love a good sex parody
September 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
love a good sex parody
in many ways the Epstein files are like the new Silksong
September 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
in many ways the Epstein files are like the new Silksong
I'm silkin my song I got silk on my song right now
September 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I'm silkin my song I got silk on my song right now
My review of Borderlands 4:
What a waste of 70 dollars
What a waste of 70 dollars
September 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
My review of Borderlands 4:
What a waste of 70 dollars
What a waste of 70 dollars
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If he falls off the roof and you put on his suit you become the new president of the United States
August 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If he falls off the roof and you put on his suit you become the new president of the United States
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Never forgive them for what they did to the computer
July 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Never forgive them for what they did to the computer
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congress should make it explicitly legal to depict george washington with his balls out, repost when you agree
June 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
congress should make it explicitly legal to depict george washington with his balls out, repost when you agree
