victory lapse
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every couple years satire dies again
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
every couple years satire dies again
there's some guy in the white house who thinks he's a real Holy Cow 😏
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
there's some guy in the white house who thinks he's a real Holy Cow 😏
We can all have a computer in our pocket but the household tool that is as simple as a hammer has compatibility issues now
November 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We can all have a computer in our pocket but the household tool that is as simple as a hammer has compatibility issues now
Today I learned that the plunger I have owned for 10 years doesn't work with my toilet. Doesn't seal the drain right. My whole life there's been one plunger
November 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Today I learned that the plunger I have owned for 10 years doesn't work with my toilet. Doesn't seal the drain right. My whole life there's been one plunger
I like the block rather than "oh okay you're not being serious, haha funny joke"
November 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I like the block rather than "oh okay you're not being serious, haha funny joke"
It's important to have a dream
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
It's important to have a dream
It's not you, you're dating in your 40's. That's playing on NIGHTMARE mode
November 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
It's not you, you're dating in your 40's. That's playing on NIGHTMARE mode
ok WHAT is going on with the alignment in that title
November 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
ok WHAT is going on with the alignment in that title
WAIT A MINUTE. I am EXTREMELY confused!
November 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
WAIT A MINUTE. I am EXTREMELY confused!
I imagine the research for each new episode is just like trudging around the outer circle of hell taking notes on the suffering you see
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I imagine the research for each new episode is just like trudging around the outer circle of hell taking notes on the suffering you see
They can just say Five Iron Frenzy
November 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
They can just say Five Iron Frenzy
He's thicc but he must also just be BIG
November 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
He's thicc but he must also just be BIG
honestly it just kinda goes from Metallica to Iron Maiden
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
honestly it just kinda goes from Metallica to Iron Maiden
A cheesecake that is so bad it can't be finished is hard to fathom. What a horrible world
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
A cheesecake that is so bad it can't be finished is hard to fathom. What a horrible world
whole fit goes hard as hell
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
whole fit goes hard as hell
surely noone will abuse this
November 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
surely noone will abuse this
they started soft and became hard
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
they started soft and became hard