Cool Ronch
@ronthony.bsky.social
I lost my sense of smell before it was cool
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If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
January 17, 2026 at 8:40 PM
If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
I’m disappointed to report Tailor Swif didn’t make it onto the new A$AP Rocky album. Silver lining: a song called Black Demarco did.
January 16, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I’m disappointed to report Tailor Swif didn’t make it onto the new A$AP Rocky album. Silver lining: a song called Black Demarco did.
Bedtime for Bonzo? No. Honktime for Bobo.
January 15, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Bedtime for Bonzo? No. Honktime for Bobo.
Ask your doctor if Honking on Bobo is right for you
January 15, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Ask your doctor if Honking on Bobo is right for you
Pete Hegseth learning about Whiskey Friday for the first: I don’t get it. How is that different from every other morning?
January 15, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Pete Hegseth learning about Whiskey Friday for the first: I don’t get it. How is that different from every other morning?
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we have a problem wherein "clearly saying what the issue is" is beyond our national elected. fuck it. former NYC comptroller brad lander for president. everyone jacked off to "mayor pete" we can crank it to "comptroller brad"
January 15, 2026 at 5:27 PM
we have a problem wherein "clearly saying what the issue is" is beyond our national elected. fuck it. former NYC comptroller brad lander for president. everyone jacked off to "mayor pete" we can crank it to "comptroller brad"
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Each and every man under my command owes me 100 Nazi QR codes. And I want my codes.
January 14, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Each and every man under my command owes me 100 Nazi QR codes. And I want my codes.
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putting a bunch of scraps from an e-waste recycling facility in a bag and selling it to an insanely alcoholic CIA agent for ten million dollars gotta feel amazing
The Department of Homeland Security spent an eight figure sum to buy what they believe is a Havana Syndrome device (lol)
January 14, 2026 at 5:30 AM
putting a bunch of scraps from an e-waste recycling facility in a bag and selling it to an insanely alcoholic CIA agent for ten million dollars gotta feel amazing
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as his 2022 election competitor Yoon received a death penalty recommendation in court, Lee Jae-myung was playing the drums with Japanese Prime Minister Takaichi, a heavy metal enthusiast, in their summit in Nara
January 13, 2026 at 4:47 PM
as his 2022 election competitor Yoon received a death penalty recommendation in court, Lee Jae-myung was playing the drums with Japanese Prime Minister Takaichi, a heavy metal enthusiast, in their summit in Nara
(To the tune of More Than A Feeling) Honking on Bobo
January 13, 2026 at 2:36 AM
(To the tune of More Than A Feeling) Honking on Bobo
I had no idea what they were but I’ve overheard my mother-in-law offer people “dilly beans” before and it’s always cracked me up. She gave us a jar of em for Xmas, and while they’re not bad, I kinda miss the mystery.
January 12, 2026 at 7:16 AM
I had no idea what they were but I’ve overheard my mother-in-law offer people “dilly beans” before and it’s always cracked me up. She gave us a jar of em for Xmas, and while they’re not bad, I kinda miss the mystery.
I saw Marty Supreme last night. The film is an endless parade of interesting faces. Go see it for the faces alone
January 11, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I saw Marty Supreme last night. The film is an endless parade of interesting faces. Go see it for the faces alone
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This song gives me Harry Nilsson vibes. Also, Tyler Ballgame is the best artist name since Johnny Paycheck
youtu.be/rfThtEqd1cc?...
youtu.be/rfThtEqd1cc?...
January 8, 2026 at 11:38 PM
This song gives me Harry Nilsson vibes. Also, Tyler Ballgame is the best artist name since Johnny Paycheck
youtu.be/rfThtEqd1cc?...
youtu.be/rfThtEqd1cc?...
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She’s always shooting her own dogs 😔
people figured out that Jonathan Ross was the murderer bc kristi noem mentioned that he'd been dragged by a car in a previous incident. she "doxxed" her own guy lol
January 8, 2026 at 7:48 PM
She’s always shooting her own dogs 😔
The AI-slop section of my Facebook feed is telling me this is the video of the ICE murder from yesterday.
January 8, 2026 at 4:51 PM
The AI-slop section of my Facebook feed is telling me this is the video of the ICE murder from yesterday.
You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to em
Congressman Doug LaMalfa was a devoted public servant who deeply loved his country, his state, and the communities he represented.
While we often approached issues from different perspectives, he fought every day for the people of California with conviction and care. He will be deeply missed.
While we often approached issues from different perspectives, he fought every day for the people of California with conviction and care. He will be deeply missed.
January 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to em
You think I’m taking medical advice from the Mayo Clinic? I’m no fool. They’re just trying to sell more mayonnaise
January 5, 2026 at 9:49 PM
You think I’m taking medical advice from the Mayo Clinic? I’m no fool. They’re just trying to sell more mayonnaise
Googling “how much water should I drink in a day” so I know when to throw up if I go over that
January 5, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Googling “how much water should I drink in a day” so I know when to throw up if I go over that
Not me. Guess I’m just built different.
January 5, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Not me. Guess I’m just built different.
Marco Rubio (running his tongue over his front teeth): if it’s legal to arrest a President, then you’ll have done no wrong. It’s illegal to arrest a President, then they can’t arrest you! It’s the perfect crime!
January 4, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Marco Rubio (running his tongue over his front teeth): if it’s legal to arrest a President, then you’ll have done no wrong. It’s illegal to arrest a President, then they can’t arrest you! It’s the perfect crime!
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Breaking some news for @coyotemedia.org here.
Incredibly sad about this — some of the best nights of my life have involved this club — but I’m also so honored and grateful to Ramona, Kathleen and Lynn for trusting me with this story.
www.coyotemedia.org/san-francisc...
Incredibly sad about this — some of the best nights of my life have involved this club — but I’m also so honored and grateful to Ramona, Kathleen and Lynn for trusting me with this story.
www.coyotemedia.org/san-francisc...
Beloved SF Club Bottom of the Hill to Close at the End of 2026
One of the city’s last independent music venues, Bottom of the Hill has survived waves of gentrification, COVID closures, and more throughout its 35 years. Now, owners say it’s last call — on their ow...
www.coyotemedia.org
January 3, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Breaking some news for @coyotemedia.org here.
Incredibly sad about this — some of the best nights of my life have involved this club — but I’m also so honored and grateful to Ramona, Kathleen and Lynn for trusting me with this story.
www.coyotemedia.org/san-francisc...
Incredibly sad about this — some of the best nights of my life have involved this club — but I’m also so honored and grateful to Ramona, Kathleen and Lynn for trusting me with this story.
www.coyotemedia.org/san-francisc...
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Like if someone bought my favorite coffee shop and then I went there one day and a klan member was distributing child porn I would not go there anymore.
January 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Like if someone bought my favorite coffee shop and then I went there one day and a klan member was distributing child porn I would not go there anymore.