Cool Ronch
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I lost my sense of smell before it was cool
This is why we should have never put the Coast Guard in charge of classifying hate symbols.
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
wapo.st
November 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This is why we should have never put the Coast Guard in charge of classifying hate symbols.
I’m going to listen to the Nuzzi song but from the perspective of a person who also made music of extremely low quality when I was that age (and now too!)
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’m going to listen to the Nuzzi song but from the perspective of a person who also made music of extremely low quality when I was that age (and now too!)
Thinking about becoming one of those guys you were just kind of acquaintances with from 2005-2009 but you ended up friends on Facebook and he posts 12 to 15 incoherent political takes a day.
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Thinking about becoming one of those guys you were just kind of acquaintances with from 2005-2009 but you ended up friends on Facebook and he posts 12 to 15 incoherent political takes a day.
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Here’s the twist: he’s got the new Charmin Forever Roll stuck to his shoe.
Working on a commercial with a budget in the low millions right now that will air during the Super Bowl. I'm not allowed to reveal too much about it, but let's just say that Chris Pratt walks down a long hallway while doing something on his phone.
November 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Here’s the twist: he’s got the new Charmin Forever Roll stuck to his shoe.
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OPERATION EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
OPERATION EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH
Asking my wife for the big toilet paper roll for Christmas
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Asking my wife for the big toilet paper roll for Christmas
Let’s hear it for the toads!
November 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Let’s hear it for the toads!
have them ask my houseman about donad
Stuff like this makes me wonder why there hasn't been any reporting about Trump having affairs during his presidencies
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
have them ask my houseman about donad
I started taking piano lessons yesterday. Once I learn a scale other than C major / A minor, it’s over for you bitches
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I started taking piano lessons yesterday. Once I learn a scale other than C major / A minor, it’s over for you bitches
I prefer to get my data from the Taco Bell State of Local Commerce report, which states that Americans are living more más than ever before.
November 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I prefer to get my data from the Taco Bell State of Local Commerce report, which states that Americans are living more más than ever before.
Me when I drop a pick in my acoustic guitar
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Me when I drop a pick in my acoustic guitar
I’m going to get a turkey and cheddar on schiacciata from Spiteri’s to celebrate.
We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I’m going to get a turkey and cheddar on schiacciata from Spiteri’s to celebrate.
Ross wrote this article after mommy forgot to put a cookie in his lunch box
November 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Ross wrote this article after mommy forgot to put a cookie in his lunch box
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Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
This is pretty good, Rudy, but you should have gone with this format instead. Put an x over each tower and say “Now Orlando is my best friend”
November 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This is pretty good, Rudy, but you should have gone with this format instead. Put an x over each tower and say “Now Orlando is my best friend”
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agora só falta deletar mais umas 10 músicas e o álbum vai ser perfeito
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
agora só falta deletar mais umas 10 músicas e o álbum vai ser perfeito
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Lost in some of the bigger election news last night: Dick Swaab has won the Sewer District
November 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Lost in some of the bigger election news last night: Dick Swaab has won the Sewer District
Hahaha suck shit LaMalfa
California voters approved Prop. 50. Here's a look at the percentage of "yes" votes by county, with 25.1% precincts reporting as of Nov. 4, 8:18 p.m.
Voters approve Prop. 50, California redistricting, in a win for Democrats
Prop. 50, California's congressional redistricting measure, was on the ballot on a high-profile election day that saw Democratic wins in New York, New Jersey and elsewhere.
www.latimes.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Hahaha suck shit LaMalfa
I’m in an oral surgeon waiting room right now and I’ve heard both Friends in Low Places and Rosanna. Shit is popping off in this mix. Hell yeah
November 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I’m in an oral surgeon waiting room right now and I’ve heard both Friends in Low Places and Rosanna. Shit is popping off in this mix. Hell yeah
We took our dog to upper park today and within minutes he had a fishhook stuck into the side of his toe. The emergency vet had no availability so we took him home, pushed the hook through his pad so we could snip the barb off and pull the hook out. It took so long to do and sucked so hard
November 3, 2025 at 6:20 AM
We took our dog to upper park today and within minutes he had a fishhook stuck into the side of his toe. The emergency vet had no availability so we took him home, pushed the hook through his pad so we could snip the barb off and pull the hook out. It took so long to do and sucked so hard
Modelo should sell 8 oz cans for people who just want a few small beers
November 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Modelo should sell 8 oz cans for people who just want a few small beers
Congratulations to some guy in NY. I regret to inform the rest of you that you’ve snoozed and losed.
October 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Congratulations to some guy in NY. I regret to inform the rest of you that you’ve snoozed and losed.
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Thanks to the soundtrack to the latest TMNT movie, my five year old son has really gotten into M.O.P.’s Ante Up and DMX’s Party Up. I think he might be ready to try beer
June 4, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Thanks to the soundtrack to the latest TMNT movie, my five year old son has really gotten into M.O.P.’s Ante Up and DMX’s Party Up. I think he might be ready to try beer
I’m still cracking up the Musk thinks it’s remarkable that he sleeps 6-8 hours a night
Musk put an aside in his own online encyclopedia about how he supposedly lost 20 pounds
![Grokipedia
Musk maintains a demanding schedule, typically sleeping six hours per night, going to bed between 1 and 3 a.m. and waking around 9 a.m., a pattern he adjusted from longer workdays to prioritize recovery while managing multiple companies.[234] His diet includes occasional indulgences like morning donuts and multiple Diet Cokes daily, supplemented by intermittent fasting that contributed to a reported 20-pound weight loss, though he avoids eating or drinking alcohol two to three hours before bed to optimize sleep.[235] Exercise-wise, he favors weightlifting and strength training over cardio like running, which he dislikes, aiming for consistency to sustain energy amid 80-100-hour workweeks that often extend into weekends.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cfy5rgqvohpdqxgu2geb5u2b/bafkreieqyh5h3tu6s2zxnwbgmdaswdehycbwlg7f4p27xfac6qzupexztq@jpeg)
October 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I’m still cracking up the Musk thinks it’s remarkable that he sleeps 6-8 hours a night