Roger Vaillancourt
@rogerjva.bsky.social
Professional explicator and maker of soothing sounds. Author of "The Inaccessible Rail" (2026) and "Un-ruined" (2022) novels from Malarkey Books
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The cover (designed by @johnchrostek.com) for The Inaccessible Rail, a novel by @rogerjva.bsky.social, out in October 2026—the preorder link, if you’d like a signed copy, is accessible now!
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I'm so excited to get this weird little book I love so much out into the world! It's a novel, but comes to you like tapas.
Is there a supercut of Cage pointing? I feel like he's done enough of it across his oeuvre that it would be possible.
January 7, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Is there a supercut of Cage pointing? I feel like he's done enough of it across his oeuvre that it would be possible.
The perfect view, really, to experience from the belly of the wicker figure as the torch approaches
January 6, 2026 at 12:14 PM
The perfect view, really, to experience from the belly of the wicker figure as the torch approaches
My dad had a slide projector that was advanced pneumatically, by squeezing a bulb at the end of a several-foot-long hollow piece of tubing.
January 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
My dad had a slide projector that was advanced pneumatically, by squeezing a bulb at the end of a several-foot-long hollow piece of tubing.
Oh, yes, fair on that.
January 5, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Oh, yes, fair on that.
The red-tailed hawk screech used for a bald eagle!
January 5, 2026 at 9:08 PM
The red-tailed hawk screech used for a bald eagle!
Ostensibly trained people under fire running to concealment when actual cover is available
January 5, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Ostensibly trained people under fire running to concealment when actual cover is available
Yes, that revolver shell casing noise was very distracting. To be fair, a double action automatic (like a Beretta 92) could do multiple trigger pulls and hammer drops when empty.
January 5, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Yes, that revolver shell casing noise was very distracting. To be fair, a double action automatic (like a Beretta 92) could do multiple trigger pulls and hammer drops when empty.
Yes! Iine of sight IR remotes, got to lift the beam over the objects on the coffee table
January 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Yes! Iine of sight IR remotes, got to lift the beam over the objects on the coffee table
Not mine, but i appreciate the vigor of the reaction:
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January 5, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Not mine, but i appreciate the vigor of the reaction:
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bsky.app/profile/jesa...
This is anti-beignet violence
January 5, 2026 at 5:54 PM
This is anti-beignet violence
Reposted by Roger Vaillancourt
they’re calling it the strongest sunday scaries in recorded human history
January 4, 2026 at 10:06 PM
they’re calling it the strongest sunday scaries in recorded human history
Reposted by Roger Vaillancourt
We will close out 2026 with an unclassifiable novel by @rogerjva.bsky.social, a magnificent writer who needs to be on more people’s radar!
malarkeybooks.com/store/inacce...
malarkeybooks.com/store/inacce...
The Inaccessible Rail, by Roger Vaillancourt — Malarkey
Publishing in October 2026. Preorder for a signed copy. The Inaccessible Rail , a novel by Roger Vaillancourt, is a set of complete thoughts that aspires to render a pointillist portrait of this new...
malarkeybooks.com
January 4, 2026 at 11:42 PM
We will close out 2026 with an unclassifiable novel by @rogerjva.bsky.social, a magnificent writer who needs to be on more people’s radar!
malarkeybooks.com/store/inacce...
malarkeybooks.com/store/inacce...
This is richly satisfying
it was literally drawn on the top of the three in my current rotation
January 4, 2026 at 11:29 PM
This is richly satisfying
Derwentwater? Loch Lochy? Windermere?
January 4, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Derwentwater? Loch Lochy? Windermere?
Metal health crisis accelerant
January 4, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Metal health crisis accelerant
A great book that has just become significantly more pertinent to our reality.
January 4, 2026 at 2:23 PM
A great book that has just become significantly more pertinent to our reality.
This is some true wisdom
January 4, 2026 at 2:21 PM
This is some true wisdom
We love us some experimental writing! Excited to read this
January 4, 2026 at 2:13 PM
We love us some experimental writing! Excited to read this
Babe wake up, new sickos meme just dropped
January 4, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Babe wake up, new sickos meme just dropped
*leaves evidence that incriminates Dr Fantasmo in coprolite*
January 1, 2026 at 2:23 PM
*leaves evidence that incriminates Dr Fantasmo in coprolite*
Watching that classic Twilight Zone episode where the six-year-old boy terrorizes a community by wishing people off into the cornfield and that's just the 2025 experience in a nutshell
January 1, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Watching that classic Twilight Zone episode where the six-year-old boy terrorizes a community by wishing people off into the cornfield and that's just the 2025 experience in a nutshell
"The trick is not minding that it hurts"
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 AM
"The trick is not minding that it hurts"