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ditzkoff.bsky.social
Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”: "wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation. Boy watching Homer beat up the krusty burglar: Stop! He’s already dead!
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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tokugifs.bsky.social
Taiyo Sentai Sun Vulcan (1981)
Episode 3
August 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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allhailjerry.myatproto.social
Humans are the smartest animals? You never see dolphins bring crying babies to the movies.
July 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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royalsapien.com
the sound of him hitting the floor was so familiar, where had i heard that before...
July 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
rodentiarex.bsky.social
flea market finds
July 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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taylortitmouse.bsky.social
princess pussy partyyy
princess eveline, a big blonde woman, and princess rosaline, a thin raven-haired woman, bound together such that they're forced to scissor
July 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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nocontextspiderman.bsky.social
Peter and Mary Jane, naked in bed, with Peter on top of MJ and a sheet over them. Peter looks over his shoulder at a source of light in the room, shock on both their faces. Aunt May (off panel): My, isn't it COLD out? They smile and cover themselves further with the sheets, still in shadow. Opening the doorway with light behind her, a smile and a tray with two mugs, is Aunt May. May: I thought you youngsters might enjoy some nice hot cocoa to warm your bones for a good night's sleep. Peter: Aunt May, we appreciate the thought - - but we're ALREADY warming our bones. MJ: Next time... could you knock? Panel from Web of Spider-Man #50 (1989)
June 30, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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pokemongems.bsky.social
June 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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pugbertofficial.bsky.social
"Minish Woods"

The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap (2004)
June 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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taylortitmouse.bsky.social
you could write a paper about how misty, frankie foster, and raven are vessels for The Concept Of A Woman to a certain generation of adult artists. where it simply isn't about the actual character but the fact that they were the first time the artist recognized what their own attraction to women was
June 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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gaorush.bsky.social
i have watched this multiple times
June 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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hoshizoralone.bsky.social
[ssb] pajamas
June 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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kg.luminance.org
i love every genre of hot new video game:
* gacha game that took money from a massive chinese conglomerate, which will fail to beat genshin impact and EoS within a year
* esports game that took saudi money
* 'solo dev' indie game with 50+ outsourced staff in credits
* souls clone
* call of duty
June 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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3dscentral.bsky.social
Come on man you made the 3DS version look like a GBA game
June 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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littletunny.bsky.social
a swan mom assigned pokesona... what a gift!!
A diary comic depicting my mother as a swan and me as a snail, and our dogs are just our dogs Panel one: My mom is talking to herself, off on one of her tangents again. She holds my dog lovingly in her wings and touches the white tip of my dog's tail. "Char, Chaaaar!" she coos, "You've got a light at the end of your tail, haven't you? Your name must be charmander, isn't it? Your secret is safe with me, char-char!" panel 2: I hold up my phone to her face with a smug and delighted face, having overheard her private conversation. "Well, if Soup's Charmander, then Loretta can be this one... MUH- CHOKE!" the phone displays an image of the muscular pokemon, Machoke. Panel 3: Swan mom is absolutely shocked at the sight of his rippling muscles. "OH MY!!!" she gasps Panel four: Swan mom is beyond delighted, and so too is her extremely buff pit mix loretta. "Ohh, what a nice one!! How wonderful for her!!" she says. She doesn't know much about pokemon, but she loves and respects every mon the same.
June 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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square-enix-games.com
A special message from Bravely Default composer, Revo, to celebrate #BravelyDefault Flying Fairy HD Remaster's release.
A letter from Bravely Default's composer, Revo, reads: "To all you BRAVELY fans, have you been well? And to all of you first-time visitors to Luxendarc, welcome! This is Revo, your music captain speaking! Hooray and huzzah for the HD Remaster! At last, this masterpiece is resurrected in the current era. There are those whom I may be known as a one-hit-anime-theme-song-wonder, but Nay! I say---call me that after you've played BRAVELY DEFAULT. Having given all the music a relisten this time, "Holy smokes, this is some brilliant stuff. Was the composer divinely inspired?" ...And another such drivel is meaningless from me. It's the gorgeous, fanciful graphics, the surprise-packed story, and the unfettered fun of character-driven gameplay all taken together to which the musical accompaniment adds but a colorful bit of garnish. As for the remastered aspects, I really don't know anything other than the new rhythm game, so I am really, really looking forward to getting to play the rest. I wonder how the restoration of Norende is coming along. Is Master still gaining nothing but a magic bruising when he Nothing Ventures? Are my beloved keystones still popping dragons? Is my dear friend Friend-Bot in good health? Dear players, please enjoy every last minute of this game. And if it's not too much trouble, please let me know whether you think el capitán Revo is still a one-hit-wonder or not!" Signed, Revo BDHD Revo, donning a fancy fitted suit holding a gold chain in his right hand and wearing sunglasses, is dramatically sitting on an ornate red chair in front of a clock face backlit by said clock face.
June 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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rawdawgcomics.bsky.social
This is the most incredible thing I've ever seen
June 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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randypitchford.bsky.social
Your oomf with the worst daddy issues imaginable is about to turn your tl into a nightmare over this design
June 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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eisenbrave.bsky.social
#BravelyDefault #ブレイブリーデフォルト
[Meme redraw] Airy: it is pride month, agnès. you know what that means Agnès: huh Agnès: what Agnès: do you want us to awaken like Agnès: gay crystals Agnès: what Airy: ...
June 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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leftatlondon.com
Miguel: 🎶hnggg ooooo let me lick on both sets of lips like they're soft serveeee🎶

J. Cole: Pussy had me thinking bout our orange president / & how we can impeach him / & the future of our children / & what this might teach 'em
June 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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antdroids.bsky.social
do you think gastly has an asscrack on the other side

is that where the gas comes from
May 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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winterk.bsky.social
in the 1990s Capcom made an evil and satanic street fighter containing a butt naked catgirl. they went to prison for this.
May 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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everetttrue.bsky.social
The Evansville Press, April 10,1916
MY CARD. MR. GEO. PUSHEM, EFFICIENCY EXPERT. AND STAY OUT! I HAVE NO USE FOR THE SHARP BOYS THAT GO AROUND SHOWING EMPLOYERS HOW THEY CAN KILL OFF THEIR HELP QUICKER BY SHIFTING TUO MEN'S WORK ONTO ONE!!!
May 30, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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louiseblain.bsky.social
That’s not the rule and you know it.
A video on demand movie rental screen showing the title The Ring. A sentence underneath says “you have 30 days to start watching this video”
May 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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bedupolker.bsky.social
rawr of the wild
Two panels of a comic. The first panel features a brightly colored sparkledog with scene girl hair gazing up at a wolf howling up on a cliff. Thought bubble text: ZOMG real wild woofz!" Second panel features the sparkledog surrounded by five realistic, neutral colored wolves. Thought bubble text: ZOMG! The pack haz accepted me as one of their own! Three comic panels featuring the same scene: the sparkleldog sits blankly in the snow surrounded by realistic wolves resting and eating a carcass. The dialogue in the last panel reads; "I miss my FREAKING xbox!"
May 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM