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📍MPLS (but my heart's in St. Paul)

TechOps/Product Development/Platform Engineering

"I am what life has made me - someone who wishes to be gentle, and sometimes is not. Someone who has werewolf tufts and sometimes turns inside out."
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You can be nice, you can be polite, you can be well written, but I barely have time to interact with content I'm interested in on here, so...

1. If you're just interacting with me to argue and be pedantic, I'm not interested, blocked.

2. If it seems like that's all your account is, blocked.

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No one is coming to save Minneapolis except all the people who used to live there crashing on friends' couches to back up their former neighbors.

ICE can call in backup from Illinois and so can Minnesota.
I think we just have to survive the next 30 days and try to stop as many abductions as we can.

No one is coming to save us.

There will be nothing to get them to leave other than to exhaust them.
January 10, 2026 at 11:40 PM
January 11, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Minnesota's favorite 6' transbian aunt is sick of this shit.
January 10, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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Lions Club water fountain
Cosmos, MN
January 10, 2026 at 10:10 PM
The 1st Minnesota treated Confederate flags like the late Rick James (allegedly) treated nice couches.
January 10, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Minnesotans have always been passionate about flags, apparently. Grew up loving the story of July 2 & 3 at Gettysburg, but I didn't know them boys had it in for flags so much!
January 10, 2026 at 4:33 PM
It's a thing, and you're right. They should KNOW what they're being told. 🤷‍♀️
A lot of the ICE agents here right now are from out of state, but I really hope these ones weren't, so they knew what not being helped means.
This morning in Minneapolis, an ICE vehicle got stuck on an icy hill in a residential neighborhood. Agents had to push the vehicles out, some almost slipping in the ice themselves.
January 10, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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It's fine that people are getting nostalgic for 2016. It was a decade ago, things were legit better.

BUT IT IS NOT OKAY THAT PEOPLE ARE PRETENDING TWENTY-ONE PILOTS WERE EVER WORTH LISTENING TO.
January 10, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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in the midst of everything awful, i love that southside weirdness is causing confusion
January 10, 2026 at 2:44 PM
For families with kids who want to do something, but stay away from the protests, today would be a wonderful day to check out free admission at the MN Historical Center in St. Paul, with a stop at the State Capitol to say hi to the colors of the 28th Virginia. 🤔🤷‍♀️

www.mnhs.org/mnopedia/sea...
Twenty-eighth Virginia Infantry Regimental Battle Flag | MNopedia
The battle flag of the Twenty-eighth Virginia Infantry Regiment was captured by the First Minnesota Volunteer Infantry Regiment in the Battle of Gettysburg on July 3, 1863. The storied Confederate ban...
www.mnhs.org
January 10, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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But also we need to start roasting ICE agents for being out of their natural habitats

Bro. You look like you wear sweatpants when its 42 degrees

You like like you've never tailgated in the snow

Bet you've never grilled

Can you even do your own laundry?
January 10, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Exactly! It's not about the refusal of aid, it's the very specific message being SENT by refusing to aid.
Me, trying to explain how midwesterners leaving ICE agents stuck in snow is a statement-

It's like showing up to the potluck without food

Or leaving without slapping your knees, saying Ope

Or not having jumper cables

Or like saying it's too cold to grill when its 42

Ok this is all niche nvm 😅
January 10, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Velocity isn't enough. 🙃
"Move fast and break things," say the people who, in an uncanny coincidence, are responsible for breaking the entire planet at a terrifying speed.
January 10, 2026 at 12:30 PM
My personal preference is the officer killed through "accidental discharge of [I have to assume "officer's own" here -ed.] service weapon", aligned with both observable evidence of training gaps related to trigger discipline and lack of effective occupational related behavioral health mitigations.
January 10, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Taps sign, makes gesticulations towards moronic "blue wave" holdovers 🤷‍♀️🙃
sitting really heightens the odds of you getting hurt in a situation like this. keep that in mind.
NOW: Minnesota Conservation Officers, Minnesota State Patrol and Minneapolis Police pushing out hundreds of protesters after declaring an unlawful assembly.

Protesters had been holding a noise demo at a downtown hotel they believe ICE agents are staying at.
January 10, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Post-morteming bad shit is a professional hazard for me, so I can't turn it off, but please find feel like you need to watch the video and corroborate with me on this.

"appears to" is CYA journalism speak here, folks. The asshole popped off 3 and called her a fuckin' bitch with his next breath.
In the video that the shooter took, which I believe was leaked to be exculpatory, he appears to yell “fucking bitch” after he shoots Renee Good.
January 9, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Yup. Would also posit that NOT helping in a snow-stuck situation is also a very pointed "Minnesota Nice" (passive aggressive) message to send. 🤔🤷‍♀️
Minnesotans will help anyone stuck in the snow, except these murderers
This morning in Minneapolis, an ICE vehicle got stuck on an icy hill in a residential neighborhood. Agents had to push the vehicles out, some almost slipping in the ice themselves.
January 9, 2026 at 7:12 PM
January 9, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Ah. Per recently conducted research, next steps include "buying a checkered shirt and puffy vest" and "becoming a douchebag". 🤔
Lol I accidentally made a SaaS sale now what do I do
January 9, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Lol I accidentally made a SaaS sale now what do I do
January 9, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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One of those is me btw! Check it out!
Jimmy Eat World’s banger of a record Bleed American turns 25 this year. Two years ago, I produced a cover compilation of the record with a bunch of great musicians on it. All proceeds go to Trans Lifeline. I think it’s pretty good. I hope you do too.

howibecameinvisible.bandcamp.com/album/are-yo...
Are You Listening?: A Tribute to Jimmy Eat World’s Bleed American, by Various Artists
13 track album
howibecameinvisible.bandcamp.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Really not sure how I feel about my current weekend plans, "eat a bunch of Adderall and clean the FUCK out of my house". 🤔🤷‍♀️💅💁‍♀️
January 9, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Don't even need to hear it, I love covers and the album is 01 seminal. 🤷‍♀️
Jimmy Eat World’s banger of a record Bleed American turns 25 this year. Two years ago, I produced a cover compilation of the record with a bunch of great musicians on it. All proceeds go to Trans Lifeline. I think it’s pretty good. I hope you do too.

howibecameinvisible.bandcamp.com/album/are-yo...
Are You Listening?: A Tribute to Jimmy Eat World’s Bleed American, by Various Artists
13 track album
howibecameinvisible.bandcamp.com
January 9, 2026 at 5:41 AM
There's a whole lot of riot grrls that are moms and grandmas now. Y'all don't want that smoke, y'all can't handle that smoke.
trying to intimidate suburban white women and just making them madder is one of the biggest self dick punches I can think of
January 9, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Man I wish I could find that picture of me eating pizza with Jesse "The Governor" Ventura in Blaine c. 1998. Just cut a 🔥promo on the current admin.
January 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM