rockdmb
@rockdmb.bsky.social
Orange County Choppers meme appreciator
The fuck do I know anyway
This team ain’t even hanging on enough to clog the toilet. Just taking a free ride into the sewer.
Chiefs season *toilet flush noise intensifies*
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The fuck do I know anyway
This team ain’t even hanging on enough to clog the toilet. Just taking a free ride into the sewer.
Chiefs season *toilet flush noise intensifies*
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
This team ain’t even hanging on enough to clog the toilet. Just taking a free ride into the sewer.
Chiefs season *toilet flush noise intensifies*
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Chiefs season *toilet flush noise intensifies*
This is the most Wildcat loss about to happen. Fucks sake
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This is the most Wildcat loss about to happen. Fucks sake
What on earth is this Wildcat team. WTFFFFFF
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
What on earth is this Wildcat team. WTFFFFFF
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Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
My kid currently has a 102 degree fever and I think I’m hotter than him reading this horseshit.
Senate Dems can fuck off all the way back to the whores that birthed them.
Senate Dems can fuck off all the way back to the whores that birthed them.
Agree.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
My kid currently has a 102 degree fever and I think I’m hotter than him reading this horseshit.
Senate Dems can fuck off all the way back to the whores that birthed them.
Senate Dems can fuck off all the way back to the whores that birthed them.
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i might not like it but you can't deny a clear national mandate. lock and load, folks
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
i might not like it but you can't deny a clear national mandate. lock and load, folks
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every victory speech is like “to those that did not vote for me just know i will work with you”
nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.
nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
every victory speech is like “to those that did not vote for me just know i will work with you”
nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.
nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.
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A very specific and heartfelt good morning to Natalie Maines
I did not mean to conjure this day yesterday or to be an Andy Rooney but I need you to know that the kids know nothing of the post-9/11 Iraq War Era.
In my second of two opinion writing seminars for MPP students today, I was asked about getting canceled in the future over writing today. I immediately responded with my deeply held belief that only The Chicks ever have been canceled. 3 of the 65 people laughed; everyone else was very confused.
November 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
A very specific and heartfelt good morning to Natalie Maines
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my favorite part of parenting is getting my kids ready for school. cajoling, repeating myself, grinding my teeth as I shake with rage — I love starting each day the angriest I’ve ever been
October 18, 2023 at 1:52 PM
my favorite part of parenting is getting my kids ready for school. cajoling, repeating myself, grinding my teeth as I shake with rage — I love starting each day the angriest I’ve ever been
Another regular season super bowl for buffalo. Hang the banner
November 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Another regular season super bowl for buffalo. Hang the banner
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give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you
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If you ever need to understand how bad Kansas State football was before Bill Snyder, consider that:
—Kansas State has beaten Kansas 16 times in a row, and won 11 in a row from 1993-2003
—Kansas still leads the overall series 65-52
—Kansas State has beaten Kansas 16 times in a row, and won 11 in a row from 1993-2003
—Kansas still leads the overall series 65-52
October 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
If you ever need to understand how bad Kansas State football was before Bill Snyder, consider that:
—Kansas State has beaten Kansas 16 times in a row, and won 11 in a row from 1993-2003
—Kansas still leads the overall series 65-52
—Kansas State has beaten Kansas 16 times in a row, and won 11 in a row from 1993-2003
—Kansas still leads the overall series 65-52
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Any democrat seeking national office needs to run on a promise that this motherfucker will swing from a bridge
20 paragraphs down in the NBC News story that broke the information that the administration is considering invoking the Insurrection Act is the report that Stephen Miller is driving the issue.
October 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Any democrat seeking national office needs to run on a promise that this motherfucker will swing from a bridge
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these people are actually out of their fucking minds and im so sick of being told we need to pretend otherwise
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.
"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
October 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
these people are actually out of their fucking minds and im so sick of being told we need to pretend otherwise
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How many games is the Chiefs' resident incel podcaster/kicker going to have blow out of nowhere for them to realize he shouldn't be in the league anymore?
October 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
How many games is the Chiefs' resident incel podcaster/kicker going to have blow out of nowhere for them to realize he shouldn't be in the league anymore?
Cut fucking Butker. Christ.
October 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Cut fucking Butker. Christ.
That was some hell of a “block” on Bolton
October 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
That was some hell of a “block” on Bolton
Like me at my kid’s soccer game: YOURE ON THE SAME TEAM
October 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Like me at my kid’s soccer game: YOURE ON THE SAME TEAM
What a fuckin melt by the Eagles. At the hands of Bo Nix. You hate to see it.
October 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
What a fuckin melt by the Eagles. At the hands of Bo Nix. You hate to see it.
Never gets old
two young boys wearing iowa state shirts are dancing
ALT: two young boys wearing iowa state shirts are dancing
media.tenor.com
October 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Never gets old
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The fascists have assessed that they have nothing to worry about from National Democratic elected politicians. In fact, if they were ever to retake nominal power, many of them will do what they can to destroy their own voters who insist on action against the fascists.
September 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The fascists have assessed that they have nothing to worry about from National Democratic elected politicians. In fact, if they were ever to retake nominal power, many of them will do what they can to destroy their own voters who insist on action against the fascists.
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