Bort Taiber
@robothero.bsky.social
daddio, food eater, bad joke teller. sicko & lover of philly sports, souls games, final fantasies. recovering twitter enthusiast (same name over there).
profile pic by @digrupert
profile pic by @digrupert
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Once a QB finds happiness in other aspects of his life he’s cooked. It’s why Brady went out of his way to hate his wife and kids
November 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Once a QB finds happiness in other aspects of his life he’s cooked. It’s why Brady went out of his way to hate his wife and kids
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Gonna turn this bad boy into a sticker and start slapping it on every truck with a trump sticker I can find
November 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Gonna turn this bad boy into a sticker and start slapping it on every truck with a trump sticker I can find
seattle and ny residents looking at philly after the election
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
seattle and ny residents looking at philly after the election
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steam machine de la abuela
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
steam machine de la abuela
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The Eagles are 2 Jalens away from us being able to treat the Jalens like a boy band
Jalen Carter is the bad boy /funny one.
Jalen Hurts is the sensitive one.
Jaelan Phillips the himbo.
We're close
Jalen Carter is the bad boy /funny one.
Jalen Hurts is the sensitive one.
Jaelan Phillips the himbo.
We're close
November 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The Eagles are 2 Jalens away from us being able to treat the Jalens like a boy band
Jalen Carter is the bad boy /funny one.
Jalen Hurts is the sensitive one.
Jaelan Phillips the himbo.
We're close
Jalen Carter is the bad boy /funny one.
Jalen Hurts is the sensitive one.
Jaelan Phillips the himbo.
We're close
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
no money for politicians
Democrats are never beating the controlled opposition allegations.
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Democrats are never beating the controlled opposition allegations.
when you’re nodding off at 3am but hear the boys planning a snack run
November 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
when you’re nodding off at 3am but hear the boys planning a snack run
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November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Pierre Robert was one of the kindest human beings i've ever had the pleasure of meeting. Rest in Peace Pierre, Philadelphia Radio is less bright without you.
October 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Pierre Robert was one of the kindest human beings i've ever had the pleasure of meeting. Rest in Peace Pierre, Philadelphia Radio is less bright without you.
I met Pierre in college when I went on a studio tour/show sit in, and was fortunate enough to go back a few times over the next couple of years.
Ran into him again at the Dead & Co. show a few years back and he remembered me (or at least pretended).
Philly legend.
Ran into him again at the Dead & Co. show a few years back and he remembered me (or at least pretended).
Philly legend.
October 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I met Pierre in college when I went on a studio tour/show sit in, and was fortunate enough to go back a few times over the next couple of years.
Ran into him again at the Dead & Co. show a few years back and he remembered me (or at least pretended).
Philly legend.
Ran into him again at the Dead & Co. show a few years back and he remembered me (or at least pretended).
Philly legend.
RIP to Pierre Robert, one of the realest ones
October 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
RIP to Pierre Robert, one of the realest ones
Sending ICE into cities hasn’t been working, so they’re doing something even worse in Baltimore.
www.wmar2news.com/localeats/ge...
www.wmar2news.com/localeats/ge...
Geno’s Steaks bringing the taste of Philly to Baltimore for the first time
This ain't Philly, here in Baltimore we do crab cakes, but that doesn't mean most of us would turn down a delicious cheesesteak!
www.wmar2news.com
October 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Sending ICE into cities hasn’t been working, so they’re doing something even worse in Baltimore.
www.wmar2news.com/localeats/ge...
www.wmar2news.com/localeats/ge...
The Flyers (optimistic)
October 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The Flyers (optimistic)
The Flyers (negative)
October 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The Flyers (negative)
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a lotta yall still dont get it
crown jewel holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single crown jewel
so if you have 1 crown jewel and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new crown jewels
tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both king and queen jewels
crown jewel holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single crown jewel
so if you have 1 crown jewel and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new crown jewels
tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both king and queen jewels
October 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
a lotta yall still dont get it
crown jewel holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single crown jewel
so if you have 1 crown jewel and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new crown jewels
tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both king and queen jewels
crown jewel holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single crown jewel
so if you have 1 crown jewel and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new crown jewels
tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both king and queen jewels
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Taking things to the next level by insisting everyone refer to cornfield mazes as "metroidgrainias"
October 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Taking things to the next level by insisting everyone refer to cornfield mazes as "metroidgrainias"
Whew Carson Beck reeks!
October 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Whew Carson Beck reeks!
The Phillies are not a serious organization.
October 16, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The Phillies are not a serious organization.
Really starting to buy into the theory Howie got CTE from getting beaned by a beer can at the parade.
October 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Really starting to buy into the theory Howie got CTE from getting beaned by a beer can at the parade.
Not even gonna bother expecting anything from the Phils next year lol
@JonHeyman tweeted
Rob Thomson is safe for 2026 sources tell me and @Joelsherman1 @nypostsports
Rob Thomson is safe for 2026 sources tell me and @Joelsherman1 @nypostsports
October 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Not even gonna bother expecting anything from the Phils next year lol
BREAKING:
In partnership with Eagles Autism Foundation, the Philadelphia Eagles have announced that one lucky fan will suit up this Sunday to rush the passer when the birds play the Minnesota Vikings. Learn more here:
In partnership with Eagles Autism Foundation, the Philadelphia Eagles have announced that one lucky fan will suit up this Sunday to rush the passer when the birds play the Minnesota Vikings. Learn more here:
October 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
BREAKING:
In partnership with Eagles Autism Foundation, the Philadelphia Eagles have announced that one lucky fan will suit up this Sunday to rush the passer when the birds play the Minnesota Vikings. Learn more here:
In partnership with Eagles Autism Foundation, the Philadelphia Eagles have announced that one lucky fan will suit up this Sunday to rush the passer when the birds play the Minnesota Vikings. Learn more here:
