RobotEnjoyer5000 🥟🍉
@robotenjoyer5000.bsky.social
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🇺🇳 world's first robot Humanitarian 🇺🇳
born 2005, pronouns any [EN-US] | 他/tā [ZH-CN]
PFP: @syntex.bsky.social
robot lover, LLM hater
Art/Worldbuilding tags: #ProvinceOfAllMankind #poam
Solidarity with: 🇸🇩 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
🇺🇳 world's first robot Humanitarian 🇺🇳
born 2005, pronouns any [EN-US] | 他/tā [ZH-CN]
PFP: @syntex.bsky.social
robot lover, LLM hater
Art/Worldbuilding tags: #ProvinceOfAllMankind #poam
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sometimes people say that in any other sci-fi setting the tau would be the bad guys
but “high tech assimilationist empire dominated by a single species spreading a post scarcity utopia with zero political freedom run by the military” exactly describes the federation from star trek
but “high tech assimilationist empire dominated by a single species spreading a post scarcity utopia with zero political freedom run by the military” exactly describes the federation from star trek
SUPER TRUTH NOVA
*FINALLY* someone more popular than me says it!!!
*FINALLY* someone more popular than me says it!!!
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this is such a baller way of ending a movie
January 4, 2026 at 8:26 AM
this is such a baller way of ending a movie
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Elon Musk's entire deal is promising that technology can fulfill all your deepest and least-examined dreams, and then being like "whoah, sorry, this one is on you"
Anyone collaborating with us to make illegal content using the tools we created to make illegal content will face the same consequences as they would if they did it alone.
We will also face the same consequences as if they did it alone: none.
We will also face the same consequences as if they did it alone: none.
January 4, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Elon Musk's entire deal is promising that technology can fulfill all your deepest and least-examined dreams, and then being like "whoah, sorry, this one is on you"
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personally I think if a story about an illegal war and kidnapping leaks to you should publish it.
NEW: Plans for secret U.S. raid to capture Maduro leaked to the Washington Post and New York Times before it happened, but both decided not to publish to protect U.S. troops - Semafor
January 4, 2026 at 6:07 AM
personally I think if a story about an illegal war and kidnapping leaks to you should publish it.
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thinking about "Brother Lobo," a Twitter user with an ancient warrior avatar who said we need to defend objective beauty, but turns out he wears vibram five fingers
December 31, 2025 at 10:14 AM
thinking about "Brother Lobo," a Twitter user with an ancient warrior avatar who said we need to defend objective beauty, but turns out he wears vibram five fingers
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it brings me no pleasure to say this, but gen alpha will make the same mistake as millennials. they will abandon high rise trousers and adopt skinny, low rise pants, deeming the first to be too "old" and the second "young." then their children will rightly mock them.
December 31, 2025 at 9:24 PM
it brings me no pleasure to say this, but gen alpha will make the same mistake as millennials. they will abandon high rise trousers and adopt skinny, low rise pants, deeming the first to be too "old" and the second "young." then their children will rightly mock them.
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for almost 15 years, i was willing to speak the truth even when it was unpopular. at first they mocked me, threw rocks at me, called me an "old man" who needed to "shut the fuck up." now they take these things as self-evident.
December 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
for almost 15 years, i was willing to speak the truth even when it was unpopular. at first they mocked me, threw rocks at me, called me an "old man" who needed to "shut the fuck up." now they take these things as self-evident.
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2026 is about affordable homeownership. No more "policy" this year. Feed the local fauna, befriend them, and then use them to overpower homeowners so you can occupy their dwellings.
January 1, 2026 at 7:05 AM
2026 is about affordable homeownership. No more "policy" this year. Feed the local fauna, befriend them, and then use them to overpower homeowners so you can occupy their dwellings.
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RIP Dick Cheney, you would have finally found something to like about the Trump presidency (illegally overthrowing a government for oil)
January 3, 2026 at 10:56 AM
RIP Dick Cheney, you would have finally found something to like about the Trump presidency (illegally overthrowing a government for oil)
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finally, we're living through precedented times
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 AM
finally, we're living through precedented times
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Reminder for everyone operating at situationally-diminished capacity.
January 3, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Reminder for everyone operating at situationally-diminished capacity.
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One of my bills was charged automatically and I’m at -$225 in my bank account.
Plz somebody help me im crying rn
Plz somebody help me im crying rn
No one wants to give me a job where I live cus I’m trans.
Christmas is coming soon and I’m struggling so hard to pay for food and bills (gas & electricity). I’d appreciate any help right now. I’m so tired of suffering.
Cash App/Venmo: melancholicava
Christmas is coming soon and I’m struggling so hard to pay for food and bills (gas & electricity). I’d appreciate any help right now. I’m so tired of suffering.
Cash App/Venmo: melancholicava
January 4, 2026 at 3:39 AM
One of my bills was charged automatically and I’m at -$225 in my bank account.
Plz somebody help me im crying rn
Plz somebody help me im crying rn
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The new Black Mirror episode was pretty weird
January 4, 2026 at 3:45 AM
The new Black Mirror episode was pretty weird
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tbh it sucks that Fedposting is even a thing like the most cruel inhuman freaks on earth get to torture the entire fucking planet into mass neurosis with such savage villainry that's so grotesquely hyperbolic we have to call it cartoonish and we don't get to say what they deserve for it.
January 4, 2026 at 4:39 AM
tbh it sucks that Fedposting is even a thing like the most cruel inhuman freaks on earth get to torture the entire fucking planet into mass neurosis with such savage villainry that's so grotesquely hyperbolic we have to call it cartoonish and we don't get to say what they deserve for it.
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What about the "everyone who worked here yesterday, minus one" government still in place in Caracas?
January 4, 2026 at 4:38 AM
What about the "everyone who worked here yesterday, minus one" government still in place in Caracas?
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**Warning** the code contained in this product is god-like and perfect. When we work on it choirs of angels gather around and sing.
January 4, 2026 at 4:45 AM
**Warning** the code contained in this product is god-like and perfect. When we work on it choirs of angels gather around and sing.
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TREBEK: Feel free to ask this German National Socialist for political favors, but don’t say “gutan tag”—he’s not actually German!
ME: WHO IS THE 47TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
TREBEK: Bizarre little Adolf Hitler. You’re still in control of the board.
ME: WHO IS THE 47TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
TREBEK: Bizarre little Adolf Hitler. You’re still in control of the board.
January 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
TREBEK: Feel free to ask this German National Socialist for political favors, but don’t say “gutan tag”—he’s not actually German!
ME: WHO IS THE 47TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
TREBEK: Bizarre little Adolf Hitler. You’re still in control of the board.
ME: WHO IS THE 47TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
TREBEK: Bizarre little Adolf Hitler. You’re still in control of the board.
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in love with the mental image of a zootopia rabbit porn enjoyer guy typing "nakba" into google and then doing this image
December 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
in love with the mental image of a zootopia rabbit porn enjoyer guy typing "nakba" into google and then doing this image
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I must not fed post. Fed posting is the mind killer. Fed posting is the big oops that brings gestapo knocking at your door
January 3, 2026 at 8:51 AM
I must not fed post. Fed posting is the mind killer. Fed posting is the big oops that brings gestapo knocking at your door
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They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler
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You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 AM
You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.