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A bundle of complicated and wondrous joy, in all her horror and glory.
OH>NC>CA>OH>NC>OH>???
she/her
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January 1, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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God what a breath of fresh air
Reagan, 1981: “In the present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem.”
Clinton, 1996: “I say again, the era of big government is over. But we cannot go back to the era of fending for yourself.”
Mamdani, 2026:
January 2, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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Magic Johnson was the grand marshal of the Rose Parade today, and as someone who remembers his November 1991 HIV announcement: if you had told anybody that day that he would be alive and healthy 34+ years later, I don't think they would have believed you. Medicine and research—they work.
January 1, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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sliwa correctly understanding that mamdani ran a very traditional campaign and thus surpassing the analytical ability of 80% if people who comment on politics for a living
this is the most incredible interview i’ve ever read. the aei guy tries so hard to get sliwa to trash mamdani and he simply won’t. he also brings up flaco (rip) unprompted.

www.wsj.com/opinion/free...
January 2, 2026 at 12:27 AM
🎶I’m gonna fight ‘em off
A seven nation army couldn’t hold me back🎶
January 2, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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In 2026 I want all of the decent people to remember one thing.

You aren’t meant to be this disciplined, this self-sacrificing to survive. The environment is supposed to support good living. We can have that. You are not a failure. That is politics.

That is all.
January 1, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Just bought Pavarotti’s old campervan.

It's a Nissan Dormer
January 1, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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one of my recent preoccupations is the visceral hostility the MAGA right has for the histories and traditions of the United States. these are people who spit on the Declaration and salute third-rate European despots!
It's striking that progressives like Tim Walz and Zohran Mamdani evoke the middle American attitude that, "Yes, we can fix these social problems because we're Americans and it's the right thing to do!" While the "America first" right only emulates failed and failing nation-states elsewhere.
January 2, 2026 at 12:45 AM
January 2, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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Conservative outlets love this pocket-watching hypocrisy trope, especially as some sort of gotcha for WOC, by willfully conflating left politics with forced universal aceticism.

To them, socialists are not supposed to be stylish or attractive. Rama's both, and on her own terms, not maga aesthetic.
New York Post looks normal
January 1, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
January 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Buckle your seatbelts and whatnot
January 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
On the plus side, now I don’t have to think about football for another 8 months
January 1, 2026 at 5:39 PM
O-H-ffs
January 1, 2026 at 3:58 AM
FUCKING FINALLY
Buckeyes’ o-line woke the hell up
January 1, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I signed up for a 24 hour Fubo trial for this
January 1, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I stfg…
Hmm let’s see where have I seen that kick before
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Oh ffs
January 1, 2026 at 1:24 AM
oh…
I’m currently at the Washington Monument:
January 1, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Anyway, GO BUCKEYES
January 1, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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Fanbase-wise I feel like Miami and Ohio State are a real Spiderman pointing meme
January 1, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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*adjusts glasses* Your honor, human mortality, like the proverbial fire, was not ignited by my clients.
Who will stop the Piano Man's reign of terror?!
December 31, 2025 at 4:55 AM
May her memory be a blessing (except to her cousin and may it haunt him for the rest of his sorry days).
And even at the end she tried to stop her most dangerous relative
December 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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And even at the end she tried to stop her most dangerous relative
December 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM