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Rob Grabowski
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Overweight Sensation / “mayor” of Chicago
Missed the screening? Attend the reading!

DAVID LYNCH’S DUNE: a staged reading

Next Monday, 4/28, 8pm at the @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social

$10 or pay what you can
a man with blue eyes says " do n't try your powers on me " in front of a crowd
ALT: a man with blue eyes says " do n't try your powers on me " in front of a crowd
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April 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
APRIL FOOLS! I’ve been season five of Modern Family this whole time.
April 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This upcoming Monday, I’ve “written” a staged reading of a great Harrison Ford movie:

THE FUGITIVE

come out and see it. Monday, 3/24, 8pm at the @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social

$10 or pay what you can
March 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I work for a hospital. Walked by the ER.

Lots of green in that waiting room. Be safe, you drunks.
March 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
In two weeks, come to a staged reading of one of the best tv series turned into a movie ever.

THE FUGITIVES: a staged reading “written” by me

Monday 3/24, 8pm at the @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social

$10 or pay what you can
a close up of a man with the words " your fugitive 's name is dr. richard kimble " above him
ALT: a close up of a man with the words " your fugitive 's name is dr. richard kimble " above him
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March 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Love this movie. Love this montage. Love Gene Hackman.
February 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I help produce a series of staged movie readings here in Chicago.

Our first for 2025 happens next week!

THE NEVERENDING STORY: A STAGED READING

Monday 2/24, 8pm at the beautiful @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social

$10 or what pay what you can
a child is riding on the back of a white stuffed animal
ALT: a child is riding on the back of a white stuffed animal
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February 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I host a podcast about drinks called Poppin’ Bottles.

Sometimes we do a Brew & View episode on a movie & a drink.

This week we cover GROUNDHOG DAY and enjoy a sweet vermouth on the rocks w/ a twist

With special guest Buck LePard! @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social

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Brew & View: Groundhog Day with Buck LePard
Podcast Episode · Poppin' Bottles · 02/06/2025 · 1h 37m
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February 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It’s been a lot of TV this week
January 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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The @chicagoreader.com recommends you check out HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS when it returns to the Music Box next Friday January 31st!

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Don your beaver suit: Hundreds of Beavers is back - Chicago Reader
The Music Box Theatre will once again screen Hundreds of Beavers, the low-budget silent film quickly becoming a cult favorite.
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January 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Only a coward would have his inauguration inside. He should be brave like William Henry Harrison!
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Jan 17
President-elect Donald Trump announced Friday that he will move the inauguration ceremony indoors as Washington, DC prepares for record low temperatures. The ceremony will now take place inside the Capitol rotunda.
President-elect Donald Trump moves inauguration indoors, citing frigid temperatures
President-elect Donald Trump announced Friday that he will move the inauguration ceremony indoors as Washington, DC prepares for record low temperatures. The ceremony will now take place inside the Ca...
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January 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The best way to measure being fat is letting a small child ask you “why are you so fat?”
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Jan 15
An international committee of scientists has proposed changing the way obesity is defined and diagnosed. The proposal adds more ways to measure body composition and fat.
Move aside, BMI: There's a better way to define obesity, commission finds
An international committee of scientists has proposed changing the way obesity is defined and diagnosed. The proposal adds more ways to measure body composition and fat.
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January 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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“We’re going to be the social network that lets you - encourages you - to say slurs”
January 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
January 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
A good read and a good movie.
January 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Hey #Chicago! I'm currently raising money to fight food insecurity in Chicago with the Chiditarod Foundation!

The Chiditarod is celebrating its 20th year and are looking to bust past the $1,000,000 total raised.

Donate today and help fight hunger in Chicago.

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Chiditarod XX!
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January 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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"Wanna go see some guys play drums for like $100 a ticket?"

-what? No way

"But they paint themselves blue"

-oh then hell yeah
January 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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I worship the old gods.*

*Dinosaurs.
December 28, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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In case anyone needs any help planning their day
December 24, 2024 at 2:15 PM
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Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids
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December 23, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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“I look exactly the same, you moron!”

“Nonsense, Krusty. You look at least
ten years younger. Plus, I did your breasts.”

“Does anyone hear me complaining about the breasts?”
December 18, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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Aetna Honors All The Brave Insurance Debt Collectors Continuing To Work In This Difficult Time
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December 17, 2024 at 9:11 PM