Rob
@robertocorleone.bsky.social
Schindler's Sausage
Attack of the fifty foot Sausage
January 29, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Schindler's Sausage
Don't waste your time on jealousy.
Hate is a pointless emotion.
Hate is a pointless emotion.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 29, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Don't waste your time on jealousy.
Hate is a pointless emotion.
Hate is a pointless emotion.
Defecting from the Conservatives to Reform, is like shitting in a hotel bed then insisting you change rooms, as you refuse to sleep in a shitted bed.
January 26, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Defecting from the Conservatives to Reform, is like shitting in a hotel bed then insisting you change rooms, as you refuse to sleep in a shitted bed.
Don't compromise. Never stop begging, even if they've said no 100 times. One of them is weak and you just need to work out who.
January 26, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Don't compromise. Never stop begging, even if they've said no 100 times. One of them is weak and you just need to work out who.
The only red wines you offer are Malbec and Shiraz. Surely Gary, Barolo just for the marketing potential.
January 25, 2026 at 6:56 PM
The only red wines you offer are Malbec and Shiraz. Surely Gary, Barolo just for the marketing potential.
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Don't know who needs to hear this, but
Unclench your jaw
Let your shoulders drop
Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients
Slither bonelessly off your chair
Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action
Envelop the room
Become a new god
Become a new god
Unclench your jaw
Let your shoulders drop
Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients
Slither bonelessly off your chair
Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action
Envelop the room
Become a new god
Become a new god
October 18, 2023 at 11:04 AM
Don't know who needs to hear this, but
Unclench your jaw
Let your shoulders drop
Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients
Slither bonelessly off your chair
Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action
Envelop the room
Become a new god
Become a new god
Unclench your jaw
Let your shoulders drop
Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients
Slither bonelessly off your chair
Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action
Envelop the room
Become a new god
Become a new god
Stonehenge Teeth is...a statement..
January 23, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Stonehenge Teeth is...a statement..
Medieval jobs that no longer exist no. 53
Rabbit knocker-upper. Rich people would employ them as alarm clocks to make sure they didn’t miss important meetings.
Rabbit knocker-upper. Rich people would employ them as alarm clocks to make sure they didn’t miss important meetings.
January 23, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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is it a good sign that 2 people you've invited to be on your "Board of Peace" can't join you in Switzerland because they would be arrested for war crimes?
January 22, 2026 at 2:32 PM
is it a good sign that 2 people you've invited to be on your "Board of Peace" can't join you in Switzerland because they would be arrested for war crimes?
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Owing to some unexpected online controversy, I apologise for calling Donald Trump an ‘orange-faced fuckwit’. I have therefore removed the post where I said ‘Donald Trump is an orange-faced fuckwit’.
I meant to say ‘Donald Trump is an orange-faced cunt.’
I meant to say ‘Donald Trump is an orange-faced cunt.’
August 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Owing to some unexpected online controversy, I apologise for calling Donald Trump an ‘orange-faced fuckwit’. I have therefore removed the post where I said ‘Donald Trump is an orange-faced fuckwit’.
I meant to say ‘Donald Trump is an orange-faced cunt.’
I meant to say ‘Donald Trump is an orange-faced cunt.’
Put an offer on a house in July and after a LOT of fucking about, had a structural engineers report back. I have now withdrawn said offer.
January 22, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Put an offer on a house in July and after a LOT of fucking about, had a structural engineers report back. I have now withdrawn said offer.
I think the time has come to delete the news apps. The constant "What now?" fear when a push notification pops up. Is getting too much
January 22, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I think the time has come to delete the news apps. The constant "What now?" fear when a push notification pops up. Is getting too much
They should do a Traitors/Come Dine With Me crossover. Debbie got murdered because her twice baked goats cheese soufflé was underwhelming and the balsamic dressing on the salad overpowered it.
January 21, 2026 at 9:54 PM
They should do a Traitors/Come Dine With Me crossover. Debbie got murdered because her twice baked goats cheese soufflé was underwhelming and the balsamic dressing on the salad overpowered it.
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As a distraction from everything that’s going on… take a look at my gorgeous new footstools… craftysharp.etsy.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:59 PM
As a distraction from everything that’s going on… take a look at my gorgeous new footstools… craftysharp.etsy.com