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Robert Lalonde
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🇨🇦 Retired commercial real estate appraiser now writing gritty #CrimeThrillers. Pro human rights, anti the corporatocracy that has taken over our nations. Author of 10 novels https://robertlalonde.com My books on Amazon https://t.co/qyQmsl54N
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Fuck ya. I eat cheese with anything!
Who would eat some cheese with Bernoulli? 🧀
The look that says: 'So I shit my pants in front of everyone.. that's supposed to bother me?"
I heard that PP is trying to improve his image in the two weeks before the leadership review.

Don't be fooled. Any changes will not be permanent.
He will revert right back, just like he did around election time.

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"This is so typical of Justin Trudeau's successor and is exactly what we've come to expect from Justin Trudeau's former party: more crime, too many immigrants, and Justin Trudeau Justin Trudeau Justin Trudeau. Common sense. Axe the tax."

www.nationalobserver.com/2026/01/23/o...
January 24, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Earth to Doug:

A lot of Ontario workers are doing well building Japanese cars.
What's different with cars from China? We all know they're going to cost more, probably double, once they're made here.. but that's still a lot cheaper than the M's cars, right?
#premierford #ontarioautoindustry
🇨🇦🇨🇦 Ford can call it the Canadian Auto Industry’…but we all know that it’s a branch of the US industry…

Canadians are tired of waiting for the American companies to bring their products into the 3rd Millennium…

They can’t be trusted either, now our farmers get a break..

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Doug Ford calls for Chinese EV boycott in Canada after Carney deal | CBC News
Ontario Premier Doug Ford is calling on Canadians to boycott Chinese-made electric vehicles when they are allowed back into the country under a deal recently struck by Prime Minister Mark Carney.
www.cbc.ca
January 22, 2026 at 12:49 AM
TG for this man. Listen, subscribe, and if you can, become a premium member.
NEW EPISODE: One year into Donald Trump’s second term, I discuss the collapse of democratic guardrails as big law firms, legacy media, corporate elites, and government institutions capitulate, collaborate, or stay silent while democracy is under sustained attack.

Watch and share.
The Secret Alliance Fueling Trump
YouTube video by Democracy Docket
youtu.be
January 18, 2026 at 12:18 AM
@adamkinzinger.substack.com The whole world is worried. We hope you guys can find a way to turn this around, before it gets worse.
Lots of worried people out there. That’s GOOD

(Made this for Instagram but reposting)
January 11, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Sure, like the rich, greedy pricks who don't want to pay taxes are going to share the wealth they accumulate through the use of AI.
January 10, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Saying the quiet part out loud.. "law enforcement sees death as a fair penalty for disobedience."
“All of us, citizens and immigrants alike, are being ruled by people who think life is a privilege bestowed by authority, and death is a fair penalty for disobedience,” our columnist Michelle Goldberg writes.
Opinion | By Killing Renee Good, ICE Sent a Message to Us All
Not even citizens are safe in Trump’s America.
nyti.ms
January 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
What it's really about in my mind.
If 🇺🇸 Trump takes 🇬🇱 Greenland, then 🇨🇦 Canada is surrounded by US on 3 directions. A bit like when 🇺🇦 Ukraine was attacked by 🇷🇺 Russia from 🇧🇾 Belarus (north), Crimea (south) and ofc from Russia (east).
January 6, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Up to $1M? Really? We have dozens of billionaires who spend hundreds of millions, hundreds of millions, to get their candidate elected. Is this some kind of joke?
January 5, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I'm thinking we should all be very concerned about this feature of AI systems.
January 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Dude's either one hell of a sprinter or..
January 1, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I can't imagine the patience it took to train and direct these two..
Here's a #TimelineCleanse because while important, the videos were very sad! But this video is as adorable as those videos were horrible.

Remember to embrace the good things extra hard during this time of chaos because we need hope.

Hope is the anecdote to tyranny. Cynicism is the tyrants weapon.
December 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I watched, waiting for the chickens to join in.. then, they were gone..
December 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
This is the kind of thing you do when 'cruel and heartless' is the game plan.
The Trump administration will begin seizing the pay of people in default on their student loans early next year, marking the first wave of new wage garnishments since the pandemic.
Wage garnishment for defaulted student loans to resume early next year
The Education Department had stopped collecting wages to repay defaulted loans during the coronavirus pandemic.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Who's going to tell her she's way, way, too old for him?
Nicki Minaj: “For young men, don’t be Newscum (Gavin Newsom) .. Dear young men, you have amazing role models like our handsome, dashing president...”
December 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Love me some Justin.. his favorite statistic: "Since liberation day, Canada, Canada, has created more jobs than the US."
"The president spent the last few months talking about the past.
Now all they can do is talk about the future.
What aren't they talking about?
What's happening right now."

...Sometimes you learn the most by noticing what politicians don't say.
December 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Guess who's being quoted on Raw Story.. What's next..
December 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Very true, and a scary thing.. and not just in the US.
Rob Reiner on Christian nationalism
December 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
None of this will change until we get 'big money' out of politics - everywhere.
A lifetime of "thoughts & prayers" have done JACK-SQUAT to reduce or eliminate gun violence. We need to do MORE.

It is the GUNS.

#SadButTRUE 💔
December 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
God rest ye merry billionaires
Merry Christmas 💙
December 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Well, that settles it, I guess.
👏👏👏💯✔️

Must be truly one of the great honors of his life...
December 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Some say this is how it was originally played.
This is how we do it in Canada 🇨🇦 😅
How Canadians play tennis in the winter?

🎥 Credit Made In Canada / X

❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️
❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🍁❤️
December 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
There's no excuse for this type of waste and abuse, when we're facing a shortage of doctors, and honest medical professionals are being asked to make do with less.
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The pillow guy for governor.. sure.. why not? What could possibly go wrong..
December 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Oh, BURNN!!!!
Please add "puppy killers" to your proposed travel ban.

WE DON'T WANT THEM. NOT ONE.
December 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM