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It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
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ye shall soon be initiated into certain facts hitherto pretty generally unknown
January 2, 2026 at 3:47 AM
ye shall soon be initiated into certain facts hitherto pretty generally unknown
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
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2025 really was uniquely rotten. let us never speak of it again
December 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
2025 really was uniquely rotten. let us never speak of it again
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somehow and somewhere
December 31, 2025 at 5:47 AM
somehow and somewhere
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April O'Neil's boyfriend kissing her after she gets back from the sewers
December 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
April O'Neil's boyfriend kissing her after she gets back from the sewers
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My best idea for 2026:
December 29, 2025 at 10:53 AM
My best idea for 2026:
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Caution: room is rapidly filling with ramen
December 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Caution: room is rapidly filling with ramen
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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‘How Different Could Purified And Distilled Water Really Be?’ Thinks Humidifier Owner About To Enter World Of Shit https://theonion.com/how-different-could-purified-and-distilled-water-really-be-thinks-humidifier-owner-about-to-enter-world-of-shit/
December 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
‘How Different Could Purified And Distilled Water Really Be?’ Thinks Humidifier Owner About To Enter World Of Shit https://theonion.com/how-different-could-purified-and-distilled-water-really-be-thinks-humidifier-owner-about-to-enter-world-of-shit/
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Here's a particularly juicy nugget I found in my reporting . . .
December 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Here's a particularly juicy nugget I found in my reporting . . .
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posting should be something you do secretly in the kitchen while your family eats dinner. if someone in real life asks you if you post online you should deny it. more than anything elon wants to be known as a great poster and this is why he’ll never be one. he’ll sooner weave a ladder to heaven
January 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
posting should be something you do secretly in the kitchen while your family eats dinner. if someone in real life asks you if you post online you should deny it. more than anything elon wants to be known as a great poster and this is why he’ll never be one. he’ll sooner weave a ladder to heaven
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I believe that much of a man’s character will be found betokened in his backbone.
December 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I believe that much of a man’s character will be found betokened in his backbone.
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Come, why don’t some of ye burst a blood-vessel?
December 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Come, why don’t some of ye burst a blood-vessel?
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Hiring a bunch of babes in bikinis to stand on the side of the path that Sisyphus uses to push his rock up the hill. Asking Sisyphus later if that improved things any. He pauses thoughtfully before answering, "Yeah"
December 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Hiring a bunch of babes in bikinis to stand on the side of the path that Sisyphus uses to push his rock up the hill. Asking Sisyphus later if that improved things any. He pauses thoughtfully before answering, "Yeah"
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GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
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Oops! Wrong Cab-Calloway-making-a-guest-appearance-as-a-ghost-in-a-Betty-Boop-cartoon link.
This is the right one.
This is the right one.
Koko the Clown - St. James Infirmary Blues [remastered]
YouTube video by Few Bricks
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Oops! Wrong Cab-Calloway-making-a-guest-appearance-as-a-ghost-in-a-Betty-Boop-cartoon link.
This is the right one.
This is the right one.
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'I'm Rhoda Young, live on the scene' -- The highlight reel
YouTube video by STATter911
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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it worked
I know what’ll turn this around. one hundred dollars worth of sushi
December 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
it worked
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[record scratch]
“So you’re probably wondering how I got here . . . “
“So you’re probably wondering how I got here . . . “
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 PM
[record scratch]
“So you’re probably wondering how I got here . . . “
“So you’re probably wondering how I got here . . . “
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A+ headline work from the AP apnews.com/article/dona...
December 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
A+ headline work from the AP apnews.com/article/dona...
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
HAPPY THANKSGIVING