Ristray
@ristray.bsky.social
Terrible at social media, sometimes does things. Enthusiasticly married to @camac.bsky.social
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Finally got one of the bestest boys in the game, Courier Cat is now a part of my team. Now I can finally take on those damn red behemoths with ease! #battlecats #mobilegaming
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Finally got one of the bestest boys in the game, Courier Cat is now a part of my team. Now I can finally take on those damn red behemoths with ease! #battlecats #mobilegaming
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I’ve Been painting Mew a lot lately 💕
November 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I’ve Been painting Mew a lot lately 💕
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I love that artists no longer need gallery representation — with just a click, we can share our work with the entire world, anytime, any day.
Here’s my art 🖼️ Show us your art. 
Here’s my art 🖼️ Show us your art. 
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I love that artists no longer need gallery representation — with just a click, we can share our work with the entire world, anytime, any day.
Here’s my art 🖼️ Show us your art. 
Here’s my art 🖼️ Show us your art. 
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Girlfriend To Stay Underneath Blanket For Next 5 Months https://theonion.com/girlfriend-to-stay-underneath-blanket-for-next-5-months-1819575780/
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Girlfriend To Stay Underneath Blanket For Next 5 Months https://theonion.com/girlfriend-to-stay-underneath-blanket-for-next-5-months-1819575780/
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all my enemies are fucking morons, which really makes things feel so much worse
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
all my enemies are fucking morons, which really makes things feel so much worse
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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I really really need to try this next time we visit Boston. Supposedly it's made for kid heights and weights but I looked it up and I'm about the size of an average 12 year old boy so I'm wondering if I'd survive it.
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I really really need to try this next time we visit Boston. Supposedly it's made for kid heights and weights but I looked it up and I'm about the size of an average 12 year old boy so I'm wondering if I'd survive it.
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Guy with a sandwich: “Fuck you armed agent of the state.”
Ivy League: “I will eat my poop and thank you for it because I’m scared of a Fox News personality cosplaying as a lawyer”
Ivy League: “I will eat my poop and thank you for it because I’m scared of a Fox News personality cosplaying as a lawyer”
Breaking News: Cornell University reached an agreement with the Trump administration that would restore hundreds of millions in funding to the university. It's expected to pay a $30 million fine to the government and to invest $30 million in agriculture and farming programs.
Cornell Reaches Deal with Trump Administration to Restore Research Funds
The Ivy League university had warned of layoffs after the Trump administration stripped it of funds this year. The cuts were among the deepest in higher education.
nyti.ms
November 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Guy with a sandwich: “Fuck you armed agent of the state.”
Ivy League: “I will eat my poop and thank you for it because I’m scared of a Fox News personality cosplaying as a lawyer”
Ivy League: “I will eat my poop and thank you for it because I’m scared of a Fox News personality cosplaying as a lawyer”
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"loss of our own dick was not in our projections while pulling the 'shoot off your own dick' lever"
White House economic adviser Kevin Hassett tells Fox Business that the impact of the government shutdown is far worse than expected.
November 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"loss of our own dick was not in our projections while pulling the 'shoot off your own dick' lever"
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
It'd be pretty cool if Rhode Islanders could care enough for our little state to one day vote in more progressives that actually care. I won't hold my breath but... our motto is hope. ⚓
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It'd be pretty cool if Rhode Islanders could care enough for our little state to one day vote in more progressives that actually care. I won't hold my breath but... our motto is hope. ⚓
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I will never understand the Republican fetish for cutting health care and hurting their constituents.
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I will never understand the Republican fetish for cutting health care and hurting their constituents.
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🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
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COMIC: To Future Days
November 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
COMIC: To Future Days
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
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When you send the National Guard into cities;
When you deploy masked ICE agents to yank people off the streets;
You’re getting Americans used to images they shouldn’t be used to.
When you deploy masked ICE agents to yank people off the streets;
You’re getting Americans used to images they shouldn’t be used to.
November 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
When you send the National Guard into cities;
When you deploy masked ICE agents to yank people off the streets;
You’re getting Americans used to images they shouldn’t be used to.
When you deploy masked ICE agents to yank people off the streets;
You’re getting Americans used to images they shouldn’t be used to.
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Serebii Picture: Official render for Mega Meganium has been released www.serebii.net
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Serebii Picture: Official render for Mega Meganium has been released www.serebii.net
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Lucky for you my lazy ass also kept the scoops and they're different in several suspicious ways.
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Lucky for you my lazy ass also kept the scoops and they're different in several suspicious ways.
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
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Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer https://theonion.com/zohran-mamdani-refuses-to-share-plan-for-making-rich-richer/
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer https://theonion.com/zohran-mamdani-refuses-to-share-plan-for-making-rich-richer/