the papillae cowboy
@ridesmith.bsky.social
I’m Jaime
Synesthete
Wine slinger
🏊♂️ & 🚴♂️
not as snarky or handsome in person
Synesthete
Wine slinger
🏊♂️ & 🚴♂️
not as snarky or handsome in person
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution…
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution…
The sun machine is coming down and we’re gonna have a party…
November 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The sun machine is coming down and we’re gonna have a party…
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Folks this is not a candid shot of the man at 11PM on a weekend, this is what he was doing while sitting in the middle of an internationally broadcast major press conference in the Oval Office
He is cooked, get him out of there ASAP—before we find ourselves in the midst of a second Great Depression
He is cooked, get him out of there ASAP—before we find ourselves in the midst of a second Great Depression
November 9, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Folks this is not a candid shot of the man at 11PM on a weekend, this is what he was doing while sitting in the middle of an internationally broadcast major press conference in the Oval Office
He is cooked, get him out of there ASAP—before we find ourselves in the midst of a second Great Depression
He is cooked, get him out of there ASAP—before we find ourselves in the midst of a second Great Depression
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What the hell are we doing?
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
What the hell are we doing?
What did you do this morning at 7:55?
Oh I’m just proofing Limoncello for the holidays.
It’s 8:35 and I still have the citrus oil layer on my tongue, like fragrant paving stones.
Oh I’m just proofing Limoncello for the holidays.
It’s 8:35 and I still have the citrus oil layer on my tongue, like fragrant paving stones.
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
What did you do this morning at 7:55?
Oh I’m just proofing Limoncello for the holidays.
It’s 8:35 and I still have the citrus oil layer on my tongue, like fragrant paving stones.
Oh I’m just proofing Limoncello for the holidays.
It’s 8:35 and I still have the citrus oil layer on my tongue, like fragrant paving stones.
I Approve of all Synthie content!!!!
And
Yours decreased over time?
And
Yours decreased over time?
I don't have synaesthesia anywhere near as strongly as I did as a kid, but I thought I would share this little nugget: Rosalía's voice is soft inside like a caramel centre with a brittle dark chocolate coating. Björk is the opposite—more of a rugged truffle hiding scratches of honeycomb
November 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I Approve of all Synthie content!!!!
And
Yours decreased over time?
And
Yours decreased over time?
This is a fantastic article
Wine grapes are among the most climate-sensitive crops on Earth. A slight shift in temperature or moisture can alter ripening cycles, sugar levels, and the flavor chemistry that defines a region’s terroir
climatecrisis247.com/news/climate...
climatecrisis247.com/news/climate...
Climate Change May Transform These Wine Regions By 2080 - Climate Crisis 247
Since the Industrial Revolution, the United States has warmed by roughly 2°F. As temperatures rise, climate change is reshaping coastlines, forests, and
climatecrisis247.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
This is a fantastic article
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Why are ICE agents being paid during the shutdown, but not air traffic controllers? 🤨
November 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Why are ICE agents being paid during the shutdown, but not air traffic controllers? 🤨
It was an interesting specimen
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
It was an interesting specimen
After the Gold Rush
YouTube video by Neil Young - Topic
youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Per Capita Wine Production in the European Union, Marketing Year 2024/2025
November 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Per Capita Wine Production in the European Union, Marketing Year 2024/2025
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“Rude” posts are hidden by default? I would swear about this but then you wouldn’t see it.
November 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
“Rude” posts are hidden by default? I would swear about this but then you wouldn’t see it.
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
Found some old man juice
November 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Found some old man juice
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Every single woman you know has had this happen to her. Even the goddamn president of Mexico.
Brava: “If I don’t file a complaint, then what message does that send to all Mexican women?” Ms. Sheinbaum said at her daily news conference, noting sexual harassment was a crime… “If this can happen to the president, what’s going to happen to all the young women & women across our country?”
Mexico’s President Presses Charges Against Man Who Groped Her on the Street
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Every single woman you know has had this happen to her. Even the goddamn president of Mexico.
I'm not a prophet or a stone age man
Just a mortal with potential of a superman, I'm living on
I'm tethered to the logic of Homo Sapien
Can't take my eyes from the great salvation of bullshit faith
…
I'm sinking in the quicksand of my thought
And I ain't got the power anymore
Just a mortal with potential of a superman, I'm living on
I'm tethered to the logic of Homo Sapien
Can't take my eyes from the great salvation of bullshit faith
…
I'm sinking in the quicksand of my thought
And I ain't got the power anymore
November 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I'm not a prophet or a stone age man
Just a mortal with potential of a superman, I'm living on
I'm tethered to the logic of Homo Sapien
Can't take my eyes from the great salvation of bullshit faith
…
I'm sinking in the quicksand of my thought
And I ain't got the power anymore
Just a mortal with potential of a superman, I'm living on
I'm tethered to the logic of Homo Sapien
Can't take my eyes from the great salvation of bullshit faith
…
I'm sinking in the quicksand of my thought
And I ain't got the power anymore
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the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
Today’s finds to expand the minds
November 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Today’s finds to expand the minds
Thoughts?
Is Older Better? The Great Vine Debate | Wine-Searcher News & Opinion
Old vines make great wines, right? The better question is whether consumers care and would they pay for the privilege? Read the latest wine news & opinion on wine-searcher
www.wine-searcher.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Thoughts?
What farts are these ppl smelling?
You can’t give Zin away these days, talk to growers/producers. I’ve sold 2 bottles in 6 months , in a steakhouse.
Wishful thinking don’t make it happen.
I not a zin hater either
You can’t give Zin away these days, talk to growers/producers. I’ve sold 2 bottles in 6 months , in a steakhouse.
Wishful thinking don’t make it happen.
I not a zin hater either
A Zinfandel Renaissance May Be Upon Us
Wine Industry News Article
www.winebusiness.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
What farts are these ppl smelling?
You can’t give Zin away these days, talk to growers/producers. I’ve sold 2 bottles in 6 months , in a steakhouse.
Wishful thinking don’t make it happen.
I not a zin hater either
You can’t give Zin away these days, talk to growers/producers. I’ve sold 2 bottles in 6 months , in a steakhouse.
Wishful thinking don’t make it happen.
I not a zin hater either
God I hate this wine
Who the F does this kind of turbo slop appeal to? Who?
This is a complete waste of grapes/land/time/ideas/manpower/money
Mandatory aging requirements destroy a wines potential… fight me
Revolting
The real shot should be aimed at Franciacorta and GS Chianti.
This is a complete waste of grapes/land/time/ideas/manpower/money
Mandatory aging requirements destroy a wines potential… fight me
Revolting
The real shot should be aimed at Franciacorta and GS Chianti.
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
God I hate this wine
And AI sux
This grid isn’t helpful to consumers at all
Fat
Sloppy
Minerals? Only if I’m on acid
And
There is no acid
This grid isn’t helpful to consumers at all
Fat
Sloppy
Minerals? Only if I’m on acid
And
There is no acid
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
And AI sux
This grid isn’t helpful to consumers at all
Fat
Sloppy
Minerals? Only if I’m on acid
And
There is no acid
This grid isn’t helpful to consumers at all
Fat
Sloppy
Minerals? Only if I’m on acid
And
There is no acid