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the papillae cowboy
@ridesmith.bsky.social
I’m Jaime
Synesthete
Wine slinger
🏊‍♂️ & 🚴‍♂️
not as snarky or handsome in person
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Old man juice
November 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
It was an interesting specimen
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
🔥🔥🔥
November 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Found some old man juice
November 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
$109 mag
November 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Today’s finds to expand the minds
November 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
And AI sux
This grid isn’t helpful to consumers at all
Fat
Sloppy
Minerals? Only if I’m on acid
And
There is no acid
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
And AI sux
This grid isn’t helpful to consumers at all
Fat
Sloppy
Minerals? Only if I’m on acid
And
There is no acid
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Who the F does this kind of turbo slop appeal to? Who?
This is a complete waste of grapes/land/time/ideas/manpower/money

Mandatory aging requirements destroy a wines potential… fight me

Revolting

The real shot should be aimed at Franciacorta and GS Chianti.
November 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I’m a blueberry superhero

3hr🚴‍♂️

I’m so hangry
November 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
@donalde.bsky.social just drops this in my lap
November 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My love for Italian wine
October 31, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Samples
October 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Had a hawk crash into the windows on pool deck in the wind storm, should I pick it up like a chicken?
October 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Lil cazuela fun
October 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I dunno
The alc always bugs me and it’s not really charming
October 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Citrus-cello
Boutta go down
October 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
A horse is a horse especially when it’s wrapped in Japanese armor
October 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
What u know about history
October 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
October 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
October 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Paid $55 , it was gorgeous , you just never know
October 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
So the day ended up ok after all
October 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
JC Cazes left me some stuff
October 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM