Vaguely Van-Shaped
@ricothebird.bsky.social
27 | expect pictures of birds and maybe fish | sometimes (rarely) I interact with nsfw stuff | http://twitch.tv/ricothebird
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when this site allows images in dms yall getting SO MANY burds
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I wish to be small enough to curl up on the moss bed 🌱
February 14, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I wish to be small enough to curl up on the moss bed 🌱
life goals tbh
Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪
February 14, 2026 at 3:54 AM
life goals tbh
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Wait the video is actually longer than this and gets even better 🤣🤣 here's the whole thing
Nazi kid: I'm just standing here peacefully.
Hero kid: You can peacefully go fuck yourself
Nazi kid: woah that's against school code!! No swearing in the school!
School security lady: Ummm yeahhhhh kid ok
Nazi kid: I'm just standing here peacefully.
Hero kid: You can peacefully go fuck yourself
Nazi kid: woah that's against school code!! No swearing in the school!
School security lady: Ummm yeahhhhh kid ok
February 14, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Wait the video is actually longer than this and gets even better 🤣🤣 here's the whole thing
Nazi kid: I'm just standing here peacefully.
Hero kid: You can peacefully go fuck yourself
Nazi kid: woah that's against school code!! No swearing in the school!
School security lady: Ummm yeahhhhh kid ok
Nazi kid: I'm just standing here peacefully.
Hero kid: You can peacefully go fuck yourself
Nazi kid: woah that's against school code!! No swearing in the school!
School security lady: Ummm yeahhhhh kid ok
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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Skiffs are usually the ones to map out course routes and, well,
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February 13, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Skiffs are usually the ones to map out course routes and, well,
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Charles Epsteinsbuddy Cheese
February 10, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Charles Epsteinsbuddy Cheese
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Republicans claimed that Democrats were using a pizza parlor to run a sex trafficking ring.
THEY HAD CHUCK E. CHEESE.
EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION.
THEY HAD CHUCK E. CHEESE.
EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION.
February 11, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Republicans claimed that Democrats were using a pizza parlor to run a sex trafficking ring.
THEY HAD CHUCK E. CHEESE.
EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION.
THEY HAD CHUCK E. CHEESE.
EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION.
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Finding out that top execs from both LifeTouch and Chuck E. Cheese are in the Epstein files has pissed me off in a way that I didn’t think was still possible.
February 10, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Finding out that top execs from both LifeTouch and Chuck E. Cheese are in the Epstein files has pissed me off in a way that I didn’t think was still possible.
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Lifetouch, a major school photography company linked to Epstein co-conspirators prompts several districts to cancel picture days amid safety and privacy concerns. Read the full story at bit.ly/3MoOOyi
#Lifetouch #JeffreyEpstein #SchoolSafety #PictureDay #BreakingNews #ChildSafety
#Lifetouch #JeffreyEpstein #SchoolSafety #PictureDay #BreakingNews #ChildSafety
February 13, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Lifetouch, a major school photography company linked to Epstein co-conspirators prompts several districts to cancel picture days amid safety and privacy concerns. Read the full story at bit.ly/3MoOOyi
#Lifetouch #JeffreyEpstein #SchoolSafety #PictureDay #BreakingNews #ChildSafety
#Lifetouch #JeffreyEpstein #SchoolSafety #PictureDay #BreakingNews #ChildSafety
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Schools all over the U.S. are cancelling picture day due to Leon Black, the co-founder of the parent company that owns Lifetouch, being listed in the Epstein Files.
Lifetouch is the biggest school picture company in America and photographs millions of kids every year.
Lifetouch is the biggest school picture company in America and photographs millions of kids every year.
February 13, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Schools all over the U.S. are cancelling picture day due to Leon Black, the co-founder of the parent company that owns Lifetouch, being listed in the Epstein Files.
Lifetouch is the biggest school picture company in America and photographs millions of kids every year.
Lifetouch is the biggest school picture company in America and photographs millions of kids every year.
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This is concerning, that a rep feels they must post this. A lot in our coalition has felt the same way and worried about it, but didn’t think we’d be here publicly.
February 14, 2026 at 1:27 AM
This is concerning, that a rep feels they must post this. A lot in our coalition has felt the same way and worried about it, but didn’t think we’d be here publicly.
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Discord lied.
they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.
“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.
“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
February 12, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Discord lied.
they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.
“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.
“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
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October 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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i will fulfill my obligations today
February 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
i will fulfill my obligations today
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Why do you think they’re desperate to make sure we’re not anonymous on the internet?
February 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Why do you think they’re desperate to make sure we’re not anonymous on the internet?
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Marimar Martinez was shot by Border Patrol five times.
DHS accused her of being a domestic terrorist.
She went to court to get the body cam footage released.
It shows Agent Charles Exum driving with his gun drawn.
Saying “do something b*tch”.
Ramming her car.
Shooting her.
It shows DHS lied.
DHS accused her of being a domestic terrorist.
She went to court to get the body cam footage released.
It shows Agent Charles Exum driving with his gun drawn.
Saying “do something b*tch”.
Ramming her car.
Shooting her.
It shows DHS lied.
February 12, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Marimar Martinez was shot by Border Patrol five times.
DHS accused her of being a domestic terrorist.
She went to court to get the body cam footage released.
It shows Agent Charles Exum driving with his gun drawn.
Saying “do something b*tch”.
Ramming her car.
Shooting her.
It shows DHS lied.
DHS accused her of being a domestic terrorist.
She went to court to get the body cam footage released.
It shows Agent Charles Exum driving with his gun drawn.
Saying “do something b*tch”.
Ramming her car.
Shooting her.
It shows DHS lied.
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Gotta love a good hop
Cartoon by Sarah Andersen
Cartoon by Sarah Andersen
January 22, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Gotta love a good hop
Cartoon by Sarah Andersen
Cartoon by Sarah Andersen
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They think it will save them when it's their turn to be kidnapped. It won't.
February 12, 2026 at 5:41 AM
They think it will save them when it's their turn to be kidnapped. It won't.
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someone please tell me drawing all of these weird Cambrian guys will be worth it
February 11, 2026 at 11:17 PM
someone please tell me drawing all of these weird Cambrian guys will be worth it
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"Why can't we have a calm discussion about AI?"
Cuz the data centers are being built carelessly and at speed, polluting poor neighborhoods, cuz it's drinking my fucking aquifer, and cuz all my art and writing have been plagisrized while the worst assholes crow about my impending obsolescense...
Cuz the data centers are being built carelessly and at speed, polluting poor neighborhoods, cuz it's drinking my fucking aquifer, and cuz all my art and writing have been plagisrized while the worst assholes crow about my impending obsolescense...
February 12, 2026 at 1:37 AM
"Why can't we have a calm discussion about AI?"
Cuz the data centers are being built carelessly and at speed, polluting poor neighborhoods, cuz it's drinking my fucking aquifer, and cuz all my art and writing have been plagisrized while the worst assholes crow about my impending obsolescense...
Cuz the data centers are being built carelessly and at speed, polluting poor neighborhoods, cuz it's drinking my fucking aquifer, and cuz all my art and writing have been plagisrized while the worst assholes crow about my impending obsolescense...
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Pin Keep
I love pinball. played the demo. you BUILD the board as you play. it's a lot all at once; deck builder, tower defense, pinball arkanoid money management-
but its fun! I HOPE it adds more hardcore pinball-y sounds. dootdoot DINGDING wawormp.
Im sold!
store.steampowered.com/app/4143700/...
I love pinball. played the demo. you BUILD the board as you play. it's a lot all at once; deck builder, tower defense, pinball arkanoid money management-
but its fun! I HOPE it adds more hardcore pinball-y sounds. dootdoot DINGDING wawormp.
Im sold!
store.steampowered.com/app/4143700/...
February 12, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Pin Keep
I love pinball. played the demo. you BUILD the board as you play. it's a lot all at once; deck builder, tower defense, pinball arkanoid money management-
but its fun! I HOPE it adds more hardcore pinball-y sounds. dootdoot DINGDING wawormp.
Im sold!
store.steampowered.com/app/4143700/...
I love pinball. played the demo. you BUILD the board as you play. it's a lot all at once; deck builder, tower defense, pinball arkanoid money management-
but its fun! I HOPE it adds more hardcore pinball-y sounds. dootdoot DINGDING wawormp.
Im sold!
store.steampowered.com/app/4143700/...
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It was a slightly warmer morning, but this sparrow kept its fluffy feathers — and stayed irresistibly cute ❤️
Sharing this for today’s #BirdOfTheDay Alt theme, #EverydayBirds 🪶
#モフ曜日 は定番となりつつある丸いスズメ😊
#nature #photography #animals #wildlife #EurasianTreeSparrow #スズメ #birds #野鳥
Sharing this for today’s #BirdOfTheDay Alt theme, #EverydayBirds 🪶
#モフ曜日 は定番となりつつある丸いスズメ😊
#nature #photography #animals #wildlife #EurasianTreeSparrow #スズメ #birds #野鳥
February 12, 2026 at 9:12 AM
It was a slightly warmer morning, but this sparrow kept its fluffy feathers — and stayed irresistibly cute ❤️
Sharing this for today’s #BirdOfTheDay Alt theme, #EverydayBirds 🪶
#モフ曜日 は定番となりつつある丸いスズメ😊
#nature #photography #animals #wildlife #EurasianTreeSparrow #スズメ #birds #野鳥
Sharing this for today’s #BirdOfTheDay Alt theme, #EverydayBirds 🪶
#モフ曜日 は定番となりつつある丸いスズメ😊
#nature #photography #animals #wildlife #EurasianTreeSparrow #スズメ #birds #野鳥