Revchips
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Revchips
@revchips.bsky.social
Officially not funny.
"we believe there is a serious threat from Russia and China and as such we have no choice but to annex California" Keir starmer if he had balls.
January 17, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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Sometimes a police officer’s greatest tool isn’t handcuffs — it’s life-saving medication and decisive action.

A life saving brilliant response by the officer!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Kettering PC uses overdose reversing spray to save man's life
PC Jamie O'Sullivan takes swift action after finding a man in Kettering suffering cardiac arrest.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 17, 2026 at 8:37 AM
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BLOCK IMMEDIATELY
January 17, 2026 at 8:09 AM
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[Meta]
For the record, this account (@verified.pds.mmatt.net) is NOT ran by Bluesky Social PBLC and never will be.

This account serves as a public information sector for the Bluesky verification system, which can be publicly observed via the ATProtocol.

The operator of this bot states: "F#CK ICE"
January 17, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’

“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”

BELGIAN WHISTLES
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Nigel Farage has insisted all MPs in his party have a cyanide capsule in a tooth in case they ever get caught on TV being asked by question by someone who isn't laura kuenssberg
January 16, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."
January 16, 2026 at 10:29 AM
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Good thread, this
Having a good Father’s Day. Freed a pigeon from our living room earlier. Now there’s a cat in our bedroom. We don’t own a cat.
January 16, 2026 at 10:49 AM
@garius.bsky.social familiar story...
You will not regret scrolling up for the rest of this thread about the sheer audacity of cats to walk into houses they don't live in and swan around like they own the place

Honestly, excellent cat behaviour 💯
Just imagine - you’re a cat, with presumably a house, but you ignore that house and come instead to *my* house, and you walk in like you own the place, and come and go as you please and do whatever you like whenever you like. Just imagine how smug you’d be. Pretty smug? Not as smug as this bastard.
January 16, 2026 at 11:07 AM
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You will not regret scrolling up for the rest of this thread about the sheer audacity of cats to walk into houses they don't live in and swan around like they own the place

Honestly, excellent cat behaviour 💯
Just imagine - you’re a cat, with presumably a house, but you ignore that house and come instead to *my* house, and you walk in like you own the place, and come and go as you please and do whatever you like whenever you like. Just imagine how smug you’d be. Pretty smug? Not as smug as this bastard.
January 16, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Donald trump has a Nobel peace prize. All he had to do was invade a country and bully the winner of the prize to give him it.

BBC News - Venezuelan Nobel Peace Prize winner presents her medal to Trump
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Machado presents Trump with her Nobel award at White House meeting
Trump thanked Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado, calling it
www.bbc.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 6:12 AM
BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Caterham residents call for pavement parking clamp down - BBC News
Caterham residents call for pavement parking clamp down - BBC News
Tandridge District Council is considering fining motorists for blocking pavements with their vehicles.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 14, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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If you’re posting screenshots from X then you are still on X

If you’re still on X then you‘re openly supporting the sexual abuse of women and children
January 14, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Sport England suspends X account over 'hostility to women and girls' - www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articl...
Sport England suspends X account over 'abhorrent' output
Public funding agency Sport England suspends its account on Elon Musk's X, claiming it
www.bbc.co.uk
January 13, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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Scott Adams, whose comic strip 'Dilbert' ridiculed office life and was later dropped for racist remarks, dies at 68.
Scott Adams, whose comic strip 'Dilbert' ridiculed white-collar office life, dies at 68
Scott Adams, creator of the comic strip “Dilbert,” has died at 68. His ex-wife Shelly Miles announced his death on Tuesday.
bit.ly
January 13, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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We’re leaving X.

Not for clicks.
Not for politics.
For safety, democracy and basic responsibility.

We won’t stay on a platform that fails children, enables deepfake abuse and fuels disinformation.

But this is not an exit from the conversation.
It’s a move to better spaces.

Come with us.

1/2
January 12, 2026 at 8:17 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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100% this!👇
January 11, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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So, turns out Nigel Farage was correct all along, when he said “I thought Zahawi had principles. Tonight we learn he's just about climbing that greasy pole, as so many of them are”?
January 12, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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Think it's about time we replace the words 'Breaking News' with 'You're going to want to have a little sit down for this one'
January 12, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Of course a tax dodger joined reform. www.bbc.co.uk/news/busines...
January 12, 2026 at 11:44 AM
@showmeasign.online here's a sign.
January 11, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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LibDem Home Affairs spokesman wants X restricted until the AI sexist abuse stops
I’m calling on Ofcom to restrict UK access to Elon Musk’s X until the platform puts an end to the production of sickening abusive AI images. A line has been crossed & it’s time for the regulator to show it has some teeth. Honestly, I can’t believe the government hasn’t acted. It beggars belief.
January 9, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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Tesco vs. Waitrose.
January 9, 2026 at 10:43 AM