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Trash Bandicoot πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ©· (They/Them)
@rensky.bsky.social
Trying to be a Trash can not a Trash can't
Neoscum Good
@Fluffs_ro_dah on the bird site, if you're confused about who I am
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β€œMr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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This just happened with the pronoun labeler being deleted
had a dream that this mf went "SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PRONOUNS!!!" and it looked like this
February 8, 2026 at 11:05 AM
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Btw, a fun part of politics is people on Illinois subreddits keep referring to me as "Kat's husband, the millionaire owner of a big media company," because of my newspaper's 4.3 trillion daily readers and 500,000-person staff. I want to make this clear: I am no lowly millionaire. I have trillions.
January 29, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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Congrats to me. Apparently I’m married now! Not sure when this happened but I’m positive the reception was fuckin lit.
January 29, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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If AI is So Smart, Why is it Doing My Dead-End Shit-Paying Job?
thehardtimes.net/blog/if-ai-i...
If AI is So Smart, Why is it Doing My Dead-End Shit-Paying Job?
I just don’t see how Skynet ends up enslaving mankind with its arsenal of corny icebreakers and free boner pill samples.
thehardtimes.net
January 29, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Happy to see that there is no need to worry about the historical accuracy of new 1776 AI slop because it happens in the mystical land of Ξ›amereedd.
January 29, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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The "This is your brain / This is your brain on drugs" advert is sort of mirrored with ADHD. Your brain is a manky kitchen with all egg bits and frying pan dents, and then on drugs your brain is a lovely little egg on a lovely clean surface.
January 29, 2026 at 11:11 AM
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"he's so friend shaped" OKAY, PHRENOLOGIST
January 28, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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Invision of Privacy
January 28, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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Honestly if you're a member of someone's Patreon, consider emailing support and tell them bowing to apple sucks and you don't care about the app
They've upended my life once again and are making me prepare for a forced billing model switch. I was so happy last year when it was frozen. Fuck this so, so hard
I'm begging you not to use apple products. This shit is devastating to creators like me
January 28, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
January 26, 2026 at 11:16 AM
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January 28, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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I would like to welcome to the world, my large son, Slartibartfast.
January 27, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I would like to welcome to the world, my large son, Slartibartfast.
January 27, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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Deleting Signal and returning to posting my illegal political plans on the War Thunder forums
January 27, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Also because "I don't care how many children kill themselves because of my ignorance as long as I don't have to reconsider my bias" doesn't have the same kind of ring to it or fit as nicely on a board.
I got into the city centre and within 5 minutes saw a guy with a sandwich board that read "gender ideology doesn't belong in schools" and I assume it's worded that way for the plausible deniability that they're not transphobic they're just concerned & wondering why won't anyone think of the children
January 24, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I got into the city centre and within 5 minutes saw a guy with a sandwich board that read "gender ideology doesn't belong in schools" and I assume it's worded that way for the plausible deniability that they're not transphobic they're just concerned & wondering why won't anyone think of the children
January 24, 2026 at 2:14 PM
We should bring back throwing fake blood on people in public.
I feel it'll get the point across better than just telling this anti-trans sandwich board bellend what I think he should do.
January 24, 2026 at 2:05 PM
(Yes I'm Non-binary and transmasc taking testosterone, but some events call for Girl-mode)
January 11, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Who is she? πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ
January 11, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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github mass-suspended a bunch of developers making mods for popular erotic games, without warning or explanation. even when users try their best to stay withing platforms' rules, they get fucked www.404media.co/github-ban-s...
Github Banned a Ton of Adult Game Developers and Won’t Explain Why
In the aftermath of Github banning or suspending dozens of popular accounts, the erotic game modding community wonders if they should move to platforms like GitGoon instead.
www.404media.co
January 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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beautiful day for GUTTER
December 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Merry Crystalmaze
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Lucky number 1,000 😎
December 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM