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Trash Bandicoot πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ©· (They/Them)
@rensky.bsky.social
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Trying to be a Trash can not a Trash can't
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@Fluffs_ro_dah on the bird site, if you're confused about who I am
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pattymo.com
β€œMr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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pixiecatsupreme.com
This just happened with the pronoun labeler being deleted
maxkriegervg.bsky.social 〽️ax krieger locks in @maxkriegervg.bsky.social Β· Oct 24
had a dream that this mf went "SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PRONOUNS!!!" and it looked like this
February 8, 2026 at 11:05 AM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Btw, a fun part of politics is people on Illinois subreddits keep referring to me as "Kat's husband, the millionaire owner of a big media company," because of my newspaper's 4.3 trillion daily readers and 500,000-person staff. I want to make this clear: I am no lowly millionaire. I have trillions.
January 29, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Congrats to me. Apparently I’m married now! Not sure when this happened but I’m positive the reception was fuckin lit.
An article saying I’m married to Kat.
January 29, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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thehardtimesnews.bsky.social
If AI is So Smart, Why is it Doing My Dead-End Shit-Paying Job?
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If AI is So Smart, Why is it Doing My Dead-End Shit-Paying Job?
I just don’t see how Skynet ends up enslaving mankind with its arsenal of corny icebreakers and free boner pill samples.
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January 29, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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calthalas.bsky.social
Happy to see that there is no need to worry about the historical accuracy of new 1776 AI slop because it happens in the mystical land of Ξ›amereedd.
January 29, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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brainmage.bsky.social
The "This is your brain / This is your brain on drugs" advert is sort of mirrored with ADHD. Your brain is a manky kitchen with all egg bits and frying pan dents, and then on drugs your brain is a lovely little egg on a lovely clean surface.
January 29, 2026 at 11:11 AM
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nicholaskole.bsky.social
"he's so friend shaped" OKAY, PHRENOLOGIST
January 28, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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katamaridumassy.bsky.social
Invision of Privacy
Stan Kelly, the Onion’s fake cartoonist, looking unimpressed as he draws
January 28, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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tendermiasma.com
Honestly if you're a member of someone's Patreon, consider emailing support and tell them bowing to apple sucks and you don't care about the app
tendermiasma.com Suzanne βœ¨πŸŒ‘ @tendermiasma.com Β· 12d
They've upended my life once again and are making me prepare for a forced billing model switch. I was so happy last year when it was frozen. Fuck this so, so hard
docseuss.bsky.social doc @docseuss.bsky.social Β· 12d
I'm begging you not to use apple products. This shit is devastating to creators like me
January 28, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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mindflakes.bsky.social
Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
January 26, 2026 at 11:16 AM
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goatburgler.bsky.social
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This image is a meme using characters from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine to express a strong opinion on labor strikes within the video game industry. The first character asks if game developers should strike. The second character responds that all exploited workers should strike. The first asks if this is true even if it disrupts the industry. The second emphasizes that it should happen especially if it causes disruption.
January 28, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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rensky.bsky.social
I would like to welcome to the world, my large son, Slartibartfast.
A 9 foot 5 inch blue plush version of a worm on a string (or squirmle as is the brand name) is on a large sofa spread across four pillows, a very cute and perfect ginger cat is sat in the middle looking at the camera A 9 foot 5 inch blue plush version of a worm on a string (or squirmle as is the brand name) is on a large sofa spread across four pillows, next to the plush is a much much smaller regular worm on a string, dwarfed in comparison A person is stood with a 9 foot 5 inch blue plush version of a worm on a string (or squirmle as is the brand name) curved over their head, both ends of the worm reach their mid-thigh A person stands T posing with the blue plush worm across their arms, neither head nor tail is visible as they're cut off by the edges of the photo
January 27, 2026 at 1:43 AM
rensky.bsky.social
I would like to welcome to the world, my large son, Slartibartfast.
A 9 foot 5 inch blue plush version of a worm on a string (or squirmle as is the brand name) is on a large sofa spread across four pillows, a very cute and perfect ginger cat is sat in the middle looking at the camera A 9 foot 5 inch blue plush version of a worm on a string (or squirmle as is the brand name) is on a large sofa spread across four pillows, next to the plush is a much much smaller regular worm on a string, dwarfed in comparison A person is stood with a 9 foot 5 inch blue plush version of a worm on a string (or squirmle as is the brand name) curved over their head, both ends of the worm reach their mid-thigh A person stands T posing with the blue plush worm across their arms, neither head nor tail is visible as they're cut off by the edges of the photo
January 27, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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kennedytcooper.bsky.social
Deleting Signal and returning to posting my illegal political plans on the War Thunder forums
January 27, 2026 at 12:09 AM
rensky.bsky.social
Also because "I don't care how many children kill themselves because of my ignorance as long as I don't have to reconsider my bias" doesn't have the same kind of ring to it or fit as nicely on a board.
rensky.bsky.social Trash Bandicoot πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ©· (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social Β· 16d
I got into the city centre and within 5 minutes saw a guy with a sandwich board that read "gender ideology doesn't belong in schools" and I assume it's worded that way for the plausible deniability that they're not transphobic they're just concerned & wondering why won't anyone think of the children
January 24, 2026 at 2:14 PM
rensky.bsky.social
I got into the city centre and within 5 minutes saw a guy with a sandwich board that read "gender ideology doesn't belong in schools" and I assume it's worded that way for the plausible deniability that they're not transphobic they're just concerned & wondering why won't anyone think of the children
January 24, 2026 at 2:14 PM
rensky.bsky.social
We should bring back throwing fake blood on people in public.
I feel it'll get the point across better than just telling this anti-trans sandwich board bellend what I think he should do.
January 24, 2026 at 2:05 PM
rensky.bsky.social
(Yes I'm Non-binary and transmasc taking testosterone, but some events call for Girl-mode)
January 11, 2026 at 11:57 PM
rensky.bsky.social
Who is she? πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ
A person in a ombre black to grey wig, black lipstick with a gold dot, gold stripes across his nosd, a formal velvet shirt, collar with a big moon, and a fancy black lace and ribbon fascinator A full body photo in a mirror of a person in all lace and velvet, they have a name badge that reads "Trash Bandico They/He", a very curved waist thanks to a very tight corset underneath, their trousers and shirt have large flares, and they're wearing a black and white ombre wig with a black fascinator in their hair
January 11, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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samleecole.bsky.social
github mass-suspended a bunch of developers making mods for popular erotic games, without warning or explanation. even when users try their best to stay withing platforms' rules, they get fucked www.404media.co/github-ban-s...
Github Banned a Ton of Adult Game Developers and Won’t Explain Why
In the aftermath of Github banning or suspending dozens of popular accounts, the erotic game modding community wonders if they should move to platforms like GitGoon instead.
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January 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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thehardtimesnews.bsky.social
Do You Have a Gambling Problem? Good β€” Guest Article by Draftkings
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Do You Have a Gambling Problem? Good β€” Guest Article by Draftkings
Here at DraftKings, we strive to provide a safe and fun environment for all your sports betting needs. But like anything in life, throwing your hard-earned money on the odds of twelve simultaneous…
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January 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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thatguttershow.bsky.social
beautiful day for GUTTER
A solitary mushroom in a lush forest
December 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
rensky.bsky.social
Merry Crystalmaze
A pixel art Christmas card of a worm on a string curled up to look like a Christmas tree, wearing a santa hat with a star instead of a fluffy white ball, there are 4 ornaments across the body, and text on the right reads "Shrimply Having A Wormderful Christmas Time" The text would be spaced out better, but Pixel Studio seems to make it impossible to resize the canvas and I was too lazy to edit it in another programme.
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
rensky.bsky.social
Lucky number 1,000 😎
December 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM