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Reid Dossinger
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The key to peace lies within us
And we'd already have achieved it
If everyone was as enlightened as me

(music: @tunemine.com)
Going to start saying “this movie is sweat” as a compliment.
November 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Okay, ONE more. But that's it.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Working on teaching our dog the "do not even" command. Not going well.
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Sorry for missing the attachment in your earlier email in this dozens-long thread! I think that this is probably due to email being an absolutely crap way to manage a project.
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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This used to be a safe neighborhood. Folks left their replies unlocked every day, without even a second thought.
April 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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If you're bleeding internally you just uhh call around and compare health care plans. Make a budget spreadsheet and see what you can afford. Do I have to spell it out for you. I have a ballroom to build
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Motion to start calling non-studio classic albums "mixtapes". Bruce Springsteen's Nebraska? Mixtape. Paul McCartney's McCartney? Mixtape. Fuck it, why not, makes just as much sense.
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This world does not deserve Rhea Seehorn.
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Holy shit. This company claims it has developed an air-source heat pump with a COP of *7* (3-5 is considered good). For you non-nerds, that basically means it produces 7 units of heat for every unit of electricity it consumes. How are they doing it? You're not gonna like this answer, but: it's AI.
Fairland COP7 R290 ATW HeatPump - The Future of AI HeatPump
/PRNewswire/ -- As gentle heat wraps around you, you walk barefoot to bathroom and enjoy an instant hot shower—no waiting, no cold shock. Every corner indoors...
www.prnewswire.co.uk
November 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Walking around while my daughter takes horseback riding lessons is a little fraught when it’s in the same spot as Markoff’s Haunted Forest. Never know what you’ll find around a corner.
November 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Come on. Clean up after yourselves, bats.
November 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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The laws of war are not mere niceties. They are lessons from centuries of blood agreed upon to keep the world more stable.

Violating them isn’t hero cop who cuts through red tape to get things done, it’s psycho cop who crosses lines in ways even the rule benders find appalling and must be stopped.
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This is at the very top of the home page of our local pizza place and it cracks me up every time I see it.
November 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Remember the time Obama personally caught a fainting woman during his speech — rather than just blankly staring like a sociopath?

Character isn't something you tell people about.

It's something you live.
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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I helped make a film, out this week, called “Rovina’s Choice,” about the deaths this man without conscience or accountability has caused — already 600,000, ⅔ of them children.
November 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Yes, but…said elites don’t really have the choice. As long as they’re getting engagement on X, they’ll continue posting on X. And for places like my org, there’s also an argument to be made for continuing to post truth in a place so often filled with misinformation.
The authoritarian takeover of X was a harbinger of the regime’s strategy for America at large.

Bluesky is a perfectly adequate refuge for X exiles. The biggest problem with Bluesky is that so many political and media elites are still on X. That’s not Bluesky’s fault—it reflects poorly on the elite.
I'm doing a big Bluesky column today! Hit me with your where-Bluesky-is-at-this-moment-in-2025 takes
November 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My head keeps trying to tell me this is true:

John Krasinski played the US version of Martin Freeman’s character in The Office.

Martin Freeman is British.

Emily Blunt is British.

Therefore, it’s Martin Freeman who is married to Emily Blunt.

NOT TRUE, BRAIN.
November 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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the rare time a child's understanding of wealth works out. frozen burritos are pretty good. whoever invented those probably made a billion bucks. yup, sure did kiddo
November 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“Sudan’s devastating civil war shows what will replace the liberal order: anarchy and greed.”
For those asking for background - I was in Sudan twice this year and wrote about it
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...
November 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I wanted the Blue Jays to win too, for both family and politics reasons, but let’s not act like Los Angeles hasn’t been a MAGA target too. I’m happy for Dodgers fans.
I’m walking the dogs and can hear that fireworks are happening all over town

Sorry Toronto but this city could use a win
November 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM