No-Eyed Square Guy
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Ohioan surrounded by Florida Man. He/him.
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Everything sucks. Let's see if we can shitpost our way out of it.
Baseball/Cleveland Guardians/Indie Rock/Snark/Obscure References
Everything sucks. Let's see if we can shitpost our way out of it.
June 18, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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images that I think of at least once weekly
May 16, 2024 at 9:29 PM
images that I think of at least once weekly
Good Lord, the Rangers bullpen is an absolute shit show.
I mean, I'll take it, but it's almost not fair that Lorenzen pitched so well and the bullpen imploded. Yet again.
I mean, I'll take it, but it's almost not fair that Lorenzen pitched so well and the bullpen imploded. Yet again.
May 14, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Good Lord, the Rangers bullpen is an absolute shit show.
I mean, I'll take it, but it's almost not fair that Lorenzen pitched so well and the bullpen imploded. Yet again.
I mean, I'll take it, but it's almost not fair that Lorenzen pitched so well and the bullpen imploded. Yet again.
It's #MLBPlayerRespect time for the #CLEvsTEX series. This one's easy: Michael Lorenzen. Shohei Ohtani he ain't, but Lorenzen is a legit MLB SP who can also serve as a bench outfielder if you want him to. He's played 34 MLB games as an OF, been used as a PH 29 times.
I love versatile ballplayers.
I love versatile ballplayers.
May 13, 2024 at 9:52 PM
It's #MLBPlayerRespect time for the #CLEvsTEX series. This one's easy: Michael Lorenzen. Shohei Ohtani he ain't, but Lorenzen is a legit MLB SP who can also serve as a bench outfielder if you want him to. He's played 34 MLB games as an OF, been used as a PH 29 times.
I love versatile ballplayers.
I love versatile ballplayers.
Good news, everyone! Now you can watch the most painful game in Cleveland baseball history whenever you want!
And when YouTube is done with that, maybe they can punch me in the throat or pour sugar in my gas tank. Super. Thanks.
And when YouTube is done with that, maybe they can punch me in the throat or pour sugar in my gas tank. Super. Thanks.
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May 10, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Good news, everyone! Now you can watch the most painful game in Cleveland baseball history whenever you want!
And when YouTube is done with that, maybe they can punch me in the throat or pour sugar in my gas tank. Super. Thanks.
And when YouTube is done with that, maybe they can punch me in the throat or pour sugar in my gas tank. Super. Thanks.
Their album is really good, but their live performance here is phenomenal.
SPRINTS - Full Performance (live on KEXP)
http://KEXP.ORG presents SPRINTS performing live in the KEXP studio. Recorded March 6, 2024 Songs: Heavy Cathedral Up And Comer Literary Mind Karla Chubb - Vocals, Guitar Colm O’Reilly - Guitar Sam McCann - Bass, Vocals Jack Callan - Drums Host: Kevin Cole Audio Engineer: Kevin Suggs Audio Mixer: Kevin Suggs Mastering: Matt Ogaz Cameras: Jim Beckmann, Carlos Cruz, Luke Knecht, Scott Holpainen Editor: Jim Beckmann https://www.sprintsmusic.com http://kexp.org Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3I2GFN_F8WudD_2jUZbojA/join
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May 10, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Their album is really good, but their live performance here is phenomenal.
I forgot to make my #MLBPlayerRespect post for the #CLEvsCWS series.
It's Erick Fedde. I can't help but admire when a high draft pick who's struggled in the majors goes overseas and figures it out instead of sulking or quitting. Fedde dominated the KBO in '23 and has looked good so far in '24.
It's Erick Fedde. I can't help but admire when a high draft pick who's struggled in the majors goes overseas and figures it out instead of sulking or quitting. Fedde dominated the KBO in '23 and has looked good so far in '24.
May 10, 2024 at 10:50 PM
I forgot to make my #MLBPlayerRespect post for the #CLEvsCWS series.
It's Erick Fedde. I can't help but admire when a high draft pick who's struggled in the majors goes overseas and figures it out instead of sulking or quitting. Fedde dominated the KBO in '23 and has looked good so far in '24.
It's Erick Fedde. I can't help but admire when a high draft pick who's struggled in the majors goes overseas and figures it out instead of sulking or quitting. Fedde dominated the KBO in '23 and has looked good so far in '24.
Weezer dropped The Blue Album 30 years ago today.
Say what you will about their later work, but the first two albums were just about perfect.
Say what you will about their later work, but the first two albums were just about perfect.
Weezer - Holiday
From the 'Blue Album'.
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May 10, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Weezer dropped The Blue Album 30 years ago today.
Say what you will about their later work, but the first two albums were just about perfect.
Say what you will about their later work, but the first two albums were just about perfect.
How many handshakes to Hitler? Let's see...
0. Me
1. Mike DeWine
2. GHW Bush
3. Prescott Bush
4. Fritz Thyssen
5. Hitler
There's probably a quicker path somewhere that I don't know about.
0. Me
1. Mike DeWine
2. GHW Bush
3. Prescott Bush
4. Fritz Thyssen
5. Hitler
There's probably a quicker path somewhere that I don't know about.
May 10, 2024 at 10:09 PM
How many handshakes to Hitler? Let's see...
0. Me
1. Mike DeWine
2. GHW Bush
3. Prescott Bush
4. Fritz Thyssen
5. Hitler
There's probably a quicker path somewhere that I don't know about.
0. Me
1. Mike DeWine
2. GHW Bush
3. Prescott Bush
4. Fritz Thyssen
5. Hitler
There's probably a quicker path somewhere that I don't know about.
Having forgotten the #LAAvsCLE series is over, I've got a replacement #MLBPlayerRespect choice for #DETvsCLE. Mark Canha. Never really celebrated; just gets on base, plays four positions, and hits 20 HR/162 games. Can even play 3B in a pinch.
Got hit by 55 pitches in '21-'22. That's a team guy.
Got hit by 55 pitches in '21-'22. That's a team guy.
May 7, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Having forgotten the #LAAvsCLE series is over, I've got a replacement #MLBPlayerRespect choice for #DETvsCLE. Mark Canha. Never really celebrated; just gets on base, plays four positions, and hits 20 HR/162 games. Can even play 3B in a pinch.
Got hit by 55 pitches in '21-'22. That's a team guy.
Got hit by 55 pitches in '21-'22. That's a team guy.
This seems like a good idea, and I'll play along. My #MLBPlayerRespect pick for the #LAAvsCLE series is Adam Cimber. Not because he's a former Cleveland player*, but because he's a fine pitcher despite a fastball that sits around 85 MPH. Submariners are the best.
(* - That doesn't hurt, of course.)
(* - That doesn't hurt, of course.)
My #MLBPlayerRespect pick for the #SEAvsMIN series goes to Edouard Julien. 23 yo and in his second year in the league, the Second Baseman has already shown fantastic on base skills and looks to have added some more power and defense to his skill set this year. A future All Star for sure #Twins
May 6, 2024 at 10:15 PM
This seems like a good idea, and I'll play along. My #MLBPlayerRespect pick for the #LAAvsCLE series is Adam Cimber. Not because he's a former Cleveland player*, but because he's a fine pitcher despite a fastball that sits around 85 MPH. Submariners are the best.
(* - That doesn't hurt, of course.)
(* - That doesn't hurt, of course.)
I just heard someone who didn't appear to be kidding call tofu "toe food", and that's the best not-real expression I've heard in a very long time.
May 3, 2024 at 10:35 PM
I just heard someone who didn't appear to be kidding call tofu "toe food", and that's the best not-real expression I've heard in a very long time.
When your boss's boss calls herself "kinda slow sometimes" and you respond "you and me both", you have started a gang.
A slow gang.
And when that happens, you need some mascots. So you ask your friendly neighborhood AI for an image. And you get this.
SLOW GANG!
A slow gang.
And when that happens, you need some mascots. So you ask your friendly neighborhood AI for an image. And you get this.
SLOW GANG!
May 2, 2024 at 2:09 PM
When your boss's boss calls herself "kinda slow sometimes" and you respond "you and me both", you have started a gang.
A slow gang.
And when that happens, you need some mascots. So you ask your friendly neighborhood AI for an image. And you get this.
SLOW GANG!
A slow gang.
And when that happens, you need some mascots. So you ask your friendly neighborhood AI for an image. And you get this.
SLOW GANG!
I'm beginning to suspect these campus protests are headed towards a Kent State or Jackson State situation, complete with people unironically saying that if the students didn't want to get dead, they shouldn't have expressed dissatisfaction with current policy.
April 27, 2024 at 10:56 PM
I'm beginning to suspect these campus protests are headed towards a Kent State or Jackson State situation, complete with people unironically saying that if the students didn't want to get dead, they shouldn't have expressed dissatisfaction with current policy.
Hunter Gaddis as a starting pitcher: 7.68 ERA, 11 home runs and 33 runs allowed in 38.2 IP.
Hunter Gaddis as a relief pitcher: 1.21 ERA, 2 home runs and 3 runs allowed in 22.1 IP.
I've never been happier to be wrong about a guy. Gaddis as a starter was horrific, but he's found his role.
Hunter Gaddis as a relief pitcher: 1.21 ERA, 2 home runs and 3 runs allowed in 22.1 IP.
I've never been happier to be wrong about a guy. Gaddis as a starter was horrific, but he's found his role.
April 24, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Hunter Gaddis as a starting pitcher: 7.68 ERA, 11 home runs and 33 runs allowed in 38.2 IP.
Hunter Gaddis as a relief pitcher: 1.21 ERA, 2 home runs and 3 runs allowed in 22.1 IP.
I've never been happier to be wrong about a guy. Gaddis as a starter was horrific, but he's found his role.
Hunter Gaddis as a relief pitcher: 1.21 ERA, 2 home runs and 3 runs allowed in 22.1 IP.
I've never been happier to be wrong about a guy. Gaddis as a starter was horrific, but he's found his role.
Sorry, folks, river's closed. Moose outside shoulda told ya.
@AP: Ohio River near Pittsburgh is closed as crews search for missing barge, one of 26 that broke loose https://t.co/earLGBlmLd
April 15, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Sorry, folks, river's closed. Moose outside shoulda told ya.
I do not have the capacity, as a human being or as a Cleveland Guardians fan, to see Josh Naylor and not immediately think of Wario.
April 15, 2024 at 5:05 PM
I do not have the capacity, as a human being or as a Cleveland Guardians fan, to see Josh Naylor and not immediately think of Wario.
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TIRED: saying something is bad or sucks
WIRED: saying something is “diapertown” or that things “are heading for diapertown”
WIRED: saying something is “diapertown” or that things “are heading for diapertown”
April 9, 2024 at 12:04 AM
TIRED: saying something is bad or sucks
WIRED: saying something is “diapertown” or that things “are heading for diapertown”
WIRED: saying something is “diapertown” or that things “are heading for diapertown”
Howard hasn't had a worse night in Ohio since The Duck landed in Cleveland.
March 20, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Howard hasn't had a worse night in Ohio since The Duck landed in Cleveland.
Breaking news: Buddy got a new toy. More updates as the story develops.
November 8, 2023 at 2:22 PM
Breaking news: Buddy got a new toy. More updates as the story develops.
Army had a half-day.
November 4, 2023 at 10:43 PM
Army had a half-day.
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one of the dumbest ideas i've ever had, and yet, here it is
October 31, 2023 at 2:33 PM
one of the dumbest ideas i've ever had, and yet, here it is
A music festival with just "...and the..." bands without their leaders.
The Funky Bunch, the Pips, the Get Fresh Crew. The Sunshine Band, the Blackhearts, the Blowfish, Nine Stories, the Bad Seeds, the Family Stone. DJ Jazzy Jeff can come along too.
The Funky Bunch, the Pips, the Get Fresh Crew. The Sunshine Band, the Blackhearts, the Blowfish, Nine Stories, the Bad Seeds, the Family Stone. DJ Jazzy Jeff can come along too.
October 28, 2023 at 4:28 PM
A music festival with just "...and the..." bands without their leaders.
The Funky Bunch, the Pips, the Get Fresh Crew. The Sunshine Band, the Blackhearts, the Blowfish, Nine Stories, the Bad Seeds, the Family Stone. DJ Jazzy Jeff can come along too.
The Funky Bunch, the Pips, the Get Fresh Crew. The Sunshine Band, the Blackhearts, the Blowfish, Nine Stories, the Bad Seeds, the Family Stone. DJ Jazzy Jeff can come along too.