No-Eyed Square Guy
@rectangly.bsky.social
Ohioan surrounded by Florida Man. He/him.
Baseball/Cleveland Guardians/Indie Rock/Snark/Obscure References
Everything sucks. Let's see if we can shitpost our way out of it.
Baseball/Cleveland Guardians/Indie Rock/Snark/Obscure References
Everything sucks. Let's see if we can shitpost our way out of it.
This happened immediately in the aftermath of Roberta Vinci beating Serena Williams at the 2015 US Open.
I think it's my favorite thing that's happened to me on the internet. Hacks gonna hack.
I think it's my favorite thing that's happened to me on the internet. Hacks gonna hack.
July 24, 2024 at 5:32 PM
This happened immediately in the aftermath of Roberta Vinci beating Serena Williams at the 2015 US Open.
I think it's my favorite thing that's happened to me on the internet. Hacks gonna hack.
I think it's my favorite thing that's happened to me on the internet. Hacks gonna hack.
Me, a BGSU grad, laughing at this before seeing it was posted by a Toledo person:
July 9, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Me, a BGSU grad, laughing at this before seeing it was posted by a Toledo person:
June 18, 2024 at 5:39 PM
If it's good enough for Emo Philips, it's good enough for me.
May 16, 2024 at 10:01 PM
If it's good enough for Emo Philips, it's good enough for me.
When your boss's boss calls herself "kinda slow sometimes" and you respond "you and me both", you have started a gang.
A slow gang.
And when that happens, you need some mascots. So you ask your friendly neighborhood AI for an image. And you get this.
SLOW GANG!
A slow gang.
And when that happens, you need some mascots. So you ask your friendly neighborhood AI for an image. And you get this.
SLOW GANG!
May 2, 2024 at 2:09 PM
When your boss's boss calls herself "kinda slow sometimes" and you respond "you and me both", you have started a gang.
A slow gang.
And when that happens, you need some mascots. So you ask your friendly neighborhood AI for an image. And you get this.
SLOW GANG!
A slow gang.
And when that happens, you need some mascots. So you ask your friendly neighborhood AI for an image. And you get this.
SLOW GANG!
I do not have the capacity, as a human being or as a Cleveland Guardians fan, to see Josh Naylor and not immediately think of Wario.
April 15, 2024 at 5:05 PM
I do not have the capacity, as a human being or as a Cleveland Guardians fan, to see Josh Naylor and not immediately think of Wario.
Breaking news: Buddy got a new toy. More updates as the story develops.
November 8, 2023 at 2:22 PM
Breaking news: Buddy got a new toy. More updates as the story develops.
Army had a half-day.
November 4, 2023 at 10:43 PM
Army had a half-day.
Enjoying the hell out of the cricket world cup, even if it's a bit on the nose.
October 25, 2023 at 12:52 PM
Enjoying the hell out of the cricket world cup, even if it's a bit on the nose.
"Opinion: Pee Wee should just let Francis Buxton keep the bike."
October 25, 2023 at 1:09 AM
"Opinion: Pee Wee should just let Francis Buxton keep the bike."
October 23, 2023 at 6:49 PM