28 years old, feels like it hasn't aged a day. I love everything about this: the signature Albini drum sound, the hypercaffeinated Devo groove, the dual-tracked vocals. Brilliant.

Only one of their neighbors does this; a lot of people seem to think it's more than that but Helsinki never finnished the project to scandanavian.

This happened immediately in the aftermath of Roberta Vinci beating Serena Williams at the 2015 US Open.

I think it's my favorite thing that's happened to me on the internet. Hacks gonna hack.

All contractors are Breeders.

Me, a BGSU grad, laughing at this before seeing it was posted by a Toledo person:

I got about a minute into the first non-intro song on the Eyecandy record just now - the first time I've ever listened to them - and thought "this sounds like Okkervil River, not Beefheart" and then it kicked in and melted my brain. Wowsers.

@liakos.bsky.social

Well that's not very Nice-aea of them.

If it's good enough for Emo Philips, it's good enough for me.

I'll never forget the time I was accused of racism for saying Fernando Martinez reminded me of Alex Escobar.

Phenom Mets OF prospect? Check.
Promoted to the big leagues at a young age? Check.
Can't tell the strike zone from a transistor radio? Check.
Injuries galore? Check.

Yep, definitely racism.

I have a friend, @tomchansky.bsky.social , who is of the opinion that 1994 is the best year in rock history.

I'm a 1977 guy myself (Clash, Pistols, Marquee Moon, In The City, My Aim is True, Lust for Life, Blank Generation, Dead Boys, two Bowie albums, Pink Flag, Rumours) but '94 is damn good too.

I seem to have forgotten the Angels series is over, so DETvCLE replacement on its way.

Thanks to @marinermatt01.bsky.social for the idea, along with @sanjaromin.bsky.social . I'll try to do this for every Guards series, but may forget.