Rebecca J
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Rebecca J
@rebeccajjules.bsky.social
I was once described by a physiotherapist as having the shortest hamstrings she'd ever seen.
Never understood how the cheese-making process was discovered.

"Robert's doing weird things with milk again in the barn. He swears he's onto something big."
8. What food has made you wonder, 'How did our ancestors discover that this was edible?'
April 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Share a character who didn't deserve their fate
February 22, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Meanwhile, over on LinkedIn, the professional network:
February 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Flushing toilets and public sewerage systems. Possibly unmatched in terms of something that both saved lives and also just made life more pleasant.
8. What do you think is humanity's greatest invention?
February 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
As a non-American, half the US political discourse on here reads like, "Ted Scoopman just announced the USFRAA are blocking JAM quotas but the left won't bite because of his 2018 history."

Cue two people I'd assumed had similar political views quote-posting scathing insults at each other all day.
February 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Rescued cows in blankets is the tonic I didn't know I needed.
meanwhile in Jersey, some cows had to be rescued from the sea, resulting in some immensely powerful local news images.
January 31, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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The greatest English columnist slaps us with another banger
January 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Comprehensive stuff here from the Guardian if you're in the market for a window vac, which is apparently a thing.
January 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I know you're thinking that just because I've smeared myself in my own faeces and am walking around town doing bird calls that something is wrong with me. But actually, the ancient Romans used to do the same thing as gesture of peace. If you interpret it any other way, that's on you.
January 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
It's almost like after the first one he thought, "shit, just got carried away and did a Seig Heil. Quick, follow up and do it again with slightly less emphatic hand movements so you can try and pass it off as some sort of new victory gesture you've been testing."
he did it twice just in case
January 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
There's so much great streaming content I haven't seen and want to watch. Which is why, of course, I'm spending tonight re-watching a TV series I've seen multiple times before, whilst scrolling Wikipedia plot synopses of the TV shows I definitely will get around to watching soon.
January 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
A guy reversing the car with an arm casually slung over the passenger seat.
8. What is something nonsexual that turns you on?
January 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Charlie is definitely that goat at the petting zoo that dads are tasked with luring to one side of the pen so the rest of the family can feed the cute little goats.
In a world where you can be anything, be Charlie.
January 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Claudia Winkleman isn't actually looking downward to add to the sense of foreboding. Her neck is buckling under the weight of her fringe.
obsessed with this quote from Claudia #thetraitors
January 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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This headline reads like the BBC is terrified of being sued for libel by the rhino.
January 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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*rich guy freaking out* Hey does anyone have any spare fire butlers that I could borrow
January 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Some more, plainly incorrect, AI life advice.
January 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
When the Ribena in your packed lunch would leak onto your sandwich and you'd have soggy Ribena bread that the dinner ladies would insist you ate.
One time at a restaurant, my dad forced me to eat fried mushrooms, and it made me vomit.
January 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
If you want to see the most 80s woman to ever 80s, check out the video to Eric Carmen's Hungry Eyes. And just when you think she can't 80s any more, BAM! - there she is playing the saxophone in long white gloves.
January 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Most relatable moment of Muppets Christmas Carol is Scrooge checking out his morning hair and deciding it's a lost cause.
December 23, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Sometimes I catch myself gazing adoringly at my cat when she's in her litter tray and she's just looking at me like, "what's wrong with you, you absolute freak of a woman."
December 20, 2024 at 3:44 PM
"What could possibly drive someone to kill a healthcare CEO?" latest.
December 11, 2024 at 4:30 PM
How exactly is the question of whether there are 2,500 pies in a van still up in the air? Can't the police just look in the back and confirm, "yep, that looks like about 2,500 pies, give or take".
December 3, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
November 21, 2024 at 12:39 PM