Rebecca J
@rebeccajjules.bsky.social
I was once described by a physiotherapist as having the shortest hamstrings she'd ever seen.
The lesser-known story of how Sooty was the second shooter on the grassy knoll.
March 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The lesser-known story of how Sooty was the second shooter on the grassy knoll.
Share a character who didn't deserve their fate
February 22, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Share a character who didn't deserve their fate
Meanwhile, over on LinkedIn, the professional network:
February 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Meanwhile, over on LinkedIn, the professional network:
Felt compelled to Google what Marti Pellow is up to these days and am now invested in the story arc of this woman who has just had her cataracts removed.
February 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Felt compelled to Google what Marti Pellow is up to these days and am now invested in the story arc of this woman who has just had her cataracts removed.
The Barrel agrees up to the point when you are trying to stay in bed when her food bowl is empty. This is a well-known caveat to the doctrine.
January 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The Barrel agrees up to the point when you are trying to stay in bed when her food bowl is empty. This is a well-known caveat to the doctrine.
Wait, this is Greenland's Prime Minister? I love him. He looks like he's about to lose his patience with me filing *another* IT service desk request because my Microsoft Teams profile picture is *still* too zoomed into my face.
January 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Wait, this is Greenland's Prime Minister? I love him. He looks like he's about to lose his patience with me filing *another* IT service desk request because my Microsoft Teams profile picture is *still* too zoomed into my face.
The headlines I've seen about the axing of the Dick Turpin series kinda gloss over the fact that something serious might have happened to Noel Fielding. I very much hope that proves not to be the case.
January 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The headlines I've seen about the axing of the Dick Turpin series kinda gloss over the fact that something serious might have happened to Noel Fielding. I very much hope that proves not to be the case.
Most of us can only dream of harboring a grudge against a celebrity so strong it one day leads the New York Times to write an article documenting how we openly and publicly tried to source their urine.
January 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Most of us can only dream of harboring a grudge against a celebrity so strong it one day leads the New York Times to write an article documenting how we openly and publicly tried to source their urine.
Some more, plainly incorrect, AI life advice.
January 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Some more, plainly incorrect, AI life advice.
Are you ready to learn, children? Well, are you?
January 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Are you ready to learn, children? Well, are you?
If you want to see the most 80s woman to ever 80s, check out the video to Eric Carmen's Hungry Eyes. And just when you think she can't 80s any more, BAM! - there she is playing the saxophone in long white gloves.
January 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If you want to see the most 80s woman to ever 80s, check out the video to Eric Carmen's Hungry Eyes. And just when you think she can't 80s any more, BAM! - there she is playing the saxophone in long white gloves.
I need to question everyone I've ever met about why they've let me go 38 years on this planet without telling me there's a film where Sean Connery dresses like this and follows the commands of a giant, stone floating head.
January 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I need to question everyone I've ever met about why they've let me go 38 years on this planet without telling me there's a film where Sean Connery dresses like this and follows the commands of a giant, stone floating head.
Most relatable moment of Muppets Christmas Carol is Scrooge checking out his morning hair and deciding it's a lost cause.
December 23, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Most relatable moment of Muppets Christmas Carol is Scrooge checking out his morning hair and deciding it's a lost cause.
"What could possibly drive someone to kill a healthcare CEO?" latest.
December 11, 2024 at 4:30 PM
"What could possibly drive someone to kill a healthcare CEO?" latest.
Given I don't like those "hunt the traitor" games, I look forward to confounding the media when I assassinate someone.
"But she never seemed to enjoy pretending to kill her friends when she was an imaginary werewolf. HOW COULD WE HAVE SEEN THIS COMING!?"
"But she never seemed to enjoy pretending to kill her friends when she was an imaginary werewolf. HOW COULD WE HAVE SEEN THIS COMING!?"
December 10, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Given I don't like those "hunt the traitor" games, I look forward to confounding the media when I assassinate someone.
"But she never seemed to enjoy pretending to kill her friends when she was an imaginary werewolf. HOW COULD WE HAVE SEEN THIS COMING!?"
"But she never seemed to enjoy pretending to kill her friends when she was an imaginary werewolf. HOW COULD WE HAVE SEEN THIS COMING!?"
A single piece of paper fell to the floor, causing her to leap up, startled, and bolt up the stairs faster than I've ever seen her move. This world is just too loud for them.
December 4, 2024 at 5:03 PM
A single piece of paper fell to the floor, causing her to leap up, startled, and bolt up the stairs faster than I've ever seen her move. This world is just too loud for them.
How exactly is the question of whether there are 2,500 pies in a van still up in the air? Can't the police just look in the back and confirm, "yep, that looks like about 2,500 pies, give or take".
December 3, 2024 at 3:47 PM
How exactly is the question of whether there are 2,500 pies in a van still up in the air? Can't the police just look in the back and confirm, "yep, that looks like about 2,500 pies, give or take".
Just thinking about my favourite ever Google review again.
November 17, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Just thinking about my favourite ever Google review again.