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You’re entering The Burger King’s domain
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A customer using the Internet at Burger King, 1998.
March 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
A customer using the Internet at Burger King, 1998.
The Whopper Burger
February 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The Whopper Burger
Raise your hand if you want a The Burger King right now? 🖐️
February 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Raise your hand if you want a The Burger King right now? 🖐️
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Relationship status: Woke up next to an empty Burger King bag.
February 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Relationship status: Woke up next to an empty Burger King bag.
He’s the manager
February 16, 2025 at 7:02 AM
He’s the manager
Happy Valentine Day from The Burger King. I love you.
February 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Happy Valentine Day from The Burger King. I love you.
Invisible Whopper
February 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Invisible Whopper
We are happy to bring the most unfiltered shit from our grill to your mouth. Enjoy the steamy goodness only at The Burger King. You got it!
Burger King Tastes Like Pure Unfiltered Shit
February 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
We are happy to bring the most unfiltered shit from our grill to your mouth. Enjoy the steamy goodness only at The Burger King. You got it!
Burger King at least did well enough in the US to get Hamtaro toys at one point
Hamtaro at least did well enough in the US to get Burger King toys at one point
February 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Burger King at least did well enough in the US to get Hamtaro toys at one point
Since so many of you have asked for extra estrogen with your Impossible Whopper, we are happy to introduce the Estrogen Whopper. Same great taste, but with more of those hormones you love. At The Burger King, you got it!
February 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Since so many of you have asked for extra estrogen with your Impossible Whopper, we are happy to introduce the Estrogen Whopper. Same great taste, but with more of those hormones you love. At The Burger King, you got it!
Impossible Whopper
February 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Impossible Whopper
Burger
February 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Burger
hamburger
February 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
hamburger
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in spite of their motto they did not understand this at burger king
I'm Doing Masturbation My Way
February 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
in spite of their motto they did not understand this at burger king
We apologize for any confusion, but any further attempts at a coup for the Burger Throne will result in being thrown in the Burger Dungeon. So says The Burger King.
February 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
We apologize for any confusion, but any further attempts at a coup for the Burger Throne will result in being thrown in the Burger Dungeon. So says The Burger King.
Gerking your Whopper is forbidden at our The Burger King locations. Please be patient and allow our friendly staff gerk your whopper.
at the retail park. straight up "gerking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My whopper.
February 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Gerking your Whopper is forbidden at our The Burger King locations. Please be patient and allow our friendly staff gerk your whopper.
We’re aiming for that sky high standard every day. We have our scientist working day and night to make our chickens into hilarious shapes for promotional purposes. Until then, you got it!
nothing will ever top the Burger King promotion for 'Chicken Run' ☠️
February 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
We’re aiming for that sky high standard every day. We have our scientist working day and night to make our chickens into hilarious shapes for promotional purposes. Until then, you got it!
Enjoy the Super Bowl with a Super Burger. Our signature Whopper is waiting for you at The Burger King.
February 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Enjoy the Super Bowl with a Super Burger. Our signature Whopper is waiting for you at The Burger King.
Imagine not having the decency to give our heroic veterans a free medium fry
Imagine nearly dying for your country and you come home and a sweaty little man salutes you and goes "thank you for your service" and hands you a free fry coupon.
February 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Imagine not having the decency to give our heroic veterans a free medium fry
Our apologies, but the correct price one of our delicous Chicken Sandwiches is actually TWO roommates - please return to your local The Burger King to resolve this matter
just sold my roomate to a romanian guy outside burger king in atlanta for a chicken sandwich
January 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Our apologies, but the correct price one of our delicous Chicken Sandwiches is actually TWO roommates - please return to your local The Burger King to resolve this matter
Yes there is a Burger Queen, Burger Princess, Burger Countess, Burger Viscount, Burger Grand Duke, Burger Pope, Burger Baby, Burger Boy, Associate Burger in Accounting, but there is only ONE The Burger King
January 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Yes there is a Burger Queen, Burger Princess, Burger Countess, Burger Viscount, Burger Grand Duke, Burger Pope, Burger Baby, Burger Boy, Associate Burger in Accounting, but there is only ONE The Burger King
The most beautiful word is Burger and the most beautiful sentence is “Let’s go to The Burger King”
January 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The most beautiful word is Burger and the most beautiful sentence is “Let’s go to The Burger King”
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ORIG CHICKENS
the longer they leave it like this the funnier it gets. it's been months
January 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
ORIG CHICKENS