Burger King® (Parody)
@burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social
Burger King U.S. Parody Account.
We're terribly sorry to hear your rings were without onions, king. If you like we can give you a BJ&P for no charge.
I went to Burger King for 1st time in yrs! It was next exit & I was hungry. BIG mistake! $12+ for a #2. I got onion rings instead of fries & they were bread rings. NO sign of onion in those rings! It was terrible! Gonna start taking a PB&J sandwich to avoid fast food!
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November 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
We're terribly sorry to hear your rings were without onions, king. If you like we can give you a BJ&P for no charge.
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It’s in your asshole, motherfucker!
October 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
It’s in your asshole, motherfucker!
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If you're asking us to at least wipe down the booth where Mr. Belvedere died, we cant do that - it's a historical landmark! And a crime scene.
September 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
If you're asking us to at least wipe down the booth where Mr. Belvedere died, we cant do that - it's a historical landmark! And a crime scene.
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they don’t pay me enough i don’t know what to post man
August 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
they don’t pay me enough i don’t know what to post man
As the former McDonalds brand account it makes me tickled pink to see the ol' mcdonaldland tree and all of the characters alive and well. Not to mention Ronald might return to us. 🤡🥤
It's the little things. Just knowing they aren't forgotten and dead. It gives me a little hope to continue.
It's the little things. Just knowing they aren't forgotten and dead. It gives me a little hope to continue.
August 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
As the former McDonalds brand account it makes me tickled pink to see the ol' mcdonaldland tree and all of the characters alive and well. Not to mention Ronald might return to us. 🤡🥤
It's the little things. Just knowing they aren't forgotten and dead. It gives me a little hope to continue.
It's the little things. Just knowing they aren't forgotten and dead. It gives me a little hope to continue.
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Become the Burger King. Jerk yourself into a Burger Kingdom of your own design. Have It Your Way.
July 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Become the Burger King. Jerk yourself into a Burger Kingdom of your own design. Have It Your Way.
NO.
NO FUCK YOU.
YOU DON'T GET TO PUT UP A GODDAMN SIGN SAYING "NO LOITERING" WHEN I SPENT MORE THAN 30 MINUTES FOR MY FOOD, HAVING TO GO BACK IN THE GODFORSAKEN RESTAURANT BECAUSE YOU FORGOT SAUCE, THEN EAT THE DAMN SLOP WITH MY FRIENDS.
"TIME LIMIT IS-..." YOU WON'T DO SHIT. CALL THE COPS. DO IT.
NO FUCK YOU.
YOU DON'T GET TO PUT UP A GODDAMN SIGN SAYING "NO LOITERING" WHEN I SPENT MORE THAN 30 MINUTES FOR MY FOOD, HAVING TO GO BACK IN THE GODFORSAKEN RESTAURANT BECAUSE YOU FORGOT SAUCE, THEN EAT THE DAMN SLOP WITH MY FRIENDS.
"TIME LIMIT IS-..." YOU WON'T DO SHIT. CALL THE COPS. DO IT.
Is it loitering though if I've been here over 30 minutes just waiting for my food? (Mind you it's a practically empty restaurant. Just me, my daughter, and one other couple. Slowest Burger King ever.
August 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
NO.
NO FUCK YOU.
YOU DON'T GET TO PUT UP A GODDAMN SIGN SAYING "NO LOITERING" WHEN I SPENT MORE THAN 30 MINUTES FOR MY FOOD, HAVING TO GO BACK IN THE GODFORSAKEN RESTAURANT BECAUSE YOU FORGOT SAUCE, THEN EAT THE DAMN SLOP WITH MY FRIENDS.
"TIME LIMIT IS-..." YOU WON'T DO SHIT. CALL THE COPS. DO IT.
NO FUCK YOU.
YOU DON'T GET TO PUT UP A GODDAMN SIGN SAYING "NO LOITERING" WHEN I SPENT MORE THAN 30 MINUTES FOR MY FOOD, HAVING TO GO BACK IN THE GODFORSAKEN RESTAURANT BECAUSE YOU FORGOT SAUCE, THEN EAT THE DAMN SLOP WITH MY FRIENDS.
"TIME LIMIT IS-..." YOU WON'T DO SHIT. CALL THE COPS. DO IT.
Bro if you're spending $1,000 dollars on our food a year you need professional fucking help.
Meanwhile, on X the everything app, people are admitting to spending 1/3 of the US median household income on taxis for their mall-parking-lot-restaurant food.
August 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Bro if you're spending $1,000 dollars on our food a year you need professional fucking help.
Our cups are great for hiding beer cans or drugs inside of when the cops come sniffing around.
August 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Our cups are great for hiding beer cans or drugs inside of when the cops come sniffing around.
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GOD DAMN IT! WHY DID The King (burger king mascot) STEAL MY PANCAKES!
July 27, 2025 at 8:28 AM
GOD DAMN IT! WHY DID The King (burger king mascot) STEAL MY PANCAKES!
This is the mask I'll use when I eventually snap and become a slasher.
Just so everyone is aware, as a promotion in 1984, Wendy's produced terrifying, photorealistic carboard masks of Clara Peller, aka the "Where's the Beef?" lady
August 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This is the mask I'll use when I eventually snap and become a slasher.
Then don't drink it. It doesn't exist for you to drink. It exists so we can fill our breakfast menu out. You take 5 sips, think it is disgusting, and then you use it as a cup to flick your cigarette ash and dirty napkins into.
Anyone can tell you that Burger King makes bad coffee. But I'm here to explain exactly HOW bad it is. www.masslive.com/food/2025/07...
Burger King has cold foam coffee now. I drank it so you don’t have to
Burger King recently reminded the world that, yes, they do serve coffee. It's not great.
www.masslive.com
August 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Then don't drink it. It doesn't exist for you to drink. It exists so we can fill our breakfast menu out. You take 5 sips, think it is disgusting, and then you use it as a cup to flick your cigarette ash and dirty napkins into.
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Wow, so instead of an advertisement that I can choose to ignore I can experience a whole advertisement world experience and "pick" my own choices. Wow, it's almost like I don't have a choice because I am still being marketed to.
NFT prizes? This isn't 2019. Piss off. Also Coca~Cola is better.
Wow, so instead of an advertisement that I can choose to ignore I can experience a whole advertisement world experience and "pick" my own choices. Wow, it's almost like I don't have a choice because I am still being marketed to.
NFT prizes? This isn't 2019. Piss off. Also Coca~Cola is better.
Traditional advertising tells fans what to do.
AR lets them choose it.
Big difference.
Burger King X Pepsi got it right.
(McDonald’s, you watching?)
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AR lets them choose it.
Big difference.
Burger King X Pepsi got it right.
(McDonald’s, you watching?)
Check it out: innereality.com/bkxpepsi-aug...
Augmented Reality Hunt - BKxPepsi - Case Study - INNER REALITY
A Burger King x Pepsi Augmented Reality Virtual Hunt that gave fans the chance to win free Whoppers, NFTs and everything in between!
innereality.com
August 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Wow, so instead of an advertisement that I can choose to ignore I can experience a whole advertisement world experience and "pick" my own choices. Wow, it's almost like I don't have a choice because I am still being marketed to.
NFT prizes? This isn't 2019. Piss off. Also Coca~Cola is better.
Wow, so instead of an advertisement that I can choose to ignore I can experience a whole advertisement world experience and "pick" my own choices. Wow, it's almost like I don't have a choice because I am still being marketed to.
NFT prizes? This isn't 2019. Piss off. Also Coca~Cola is better.
60 seconds? I don't even get my fucking drink in 60 seconds now let alone my whole order and that was when the food was actually real and not just a bunch of processed filler pretending to be food.
I miss our crinkle cut fries.
I miss our crinkle cut fries.
August 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
60 seconds? I don't even get my fucking drink in 60 seconds now let alone my whole order and that was when the food was actually real and not just a bunch of processed filler pretending to be food.
I miss our crinkle cut fries.
I miss our crinkle cut fries.
How about you fuck off? I'm trying my best.
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August 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
How about you fuck off? I'm trying my best.
YOU'RE NOT KILLING ME OFF THAT EASY. YOU AIM FOR THE KING YOU BETTER NOT MISS.
August 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
YOU'RE NOT KILLING ME OFF THAT EASY. YOU AIM FOR THE KING YOU BETTER NOT MISS.
REAL TALK I HATE THESE PLACES AND REFUSE TO EAT THERE. Why the fuck would I want to spend my hard earned cash to eat at a place ran by a passive-aggressive redditor's grill who cooks the same slop I can make at home for a fraction of the price?
"You get it my way!" What a crybaby.
"You get it my way!" What a crybaby.
August 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
REAL TALK I HATE THESE PLACES AND REFUSE TO EAT THERE. Why the fuck would I want to spend my hard earned cash to eat at a place ran by a passive-aggressive redditor's grill who cooks the same slop I can make at home for a fraction of the price?
"You get it my way!" What a crybaby.
"You get it my way!" What a crybaby.
Why the fuck would you wanna eat a whopper for 7 straight days in a row? You are gonna die.
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August 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Why the fuck would you wanna eat a whopper for 7 straight days in a row? You are gonna die.
It astounds me as a company that we are this idiotic. You can literally activate windows OR a version with microsoft office 365 using powershell. We have millions of dollars yet fail in comparison to the past when we had less money and customers?
It's pathetic, honestly.
It's pathetic, honestly.
August 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
It astounds me as a company that we are this idiotic. You can literally activate windows OR a version with microsoft office 365 using powershell. We have millions of dollars yet fail in comparison to the past when we had less money and customers?
It's pathetic, honestly.
It's pathetic, honestly.
Hi, Kings & Queens! Burger King here! Hope you're doing good! 👋🤴
I know we have some laughs together but today I wish to talk about a serious topic. Censorship. It's worse than eating at McDonalds. The internet is NOT meant for censorship.
Sign the petition:
www.change.org/p/tell-maste...
I know we have some laughs together but today I wish to talk about a serious topic. Censorship. It's worse than eating at McDonalds. The internet is NOT meant for censorship.
Sign the petition:
www.change.org/p/tell-maste...
Sign the Petition
Tell MasterCard, Visa & Activist Groups: Stop Controlling What We Can Watch, Read, or Play
www.change.org
July 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Hi, Kings & Queens! Burger King here! Hope you're doing good! 👋🤴
I know we have some laughs together but today I wish to talk about a serious topic. Censorship. It's worse than eating at McDonalds. The internet is NOT meant for censorship.
Sign the petition:
www.change.org/p/tell-maste...
I know we have some laughs together but today I wish to talk about a serious topic. Censorship. It's worse than eating at McDonalds. The internet is NOT meant for censorship.
Sign the petition:
www.change.org/p/tell-maste...
Why do you think they got the gold cards? Because they need it? Because they eat there everyday? No, it's a business gift. They were giving McDonalds something that has equal or more value to unlimited food for life with a gold card and only to CERTAIN powerful individuals.
McDonalds can’t pay its workers a living wage, but gives billionaires free food for life.
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News about Bill Gates' absurd perks from McDonald's sparks outrage: 'I've never found one person who could give me a genuinely good reason' — The Cool Down
apple.news
July 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Why do you think they got the gold cards? Because they need it? Because they eat there everyday? No, it's a business gift. They were giving McDonalds something that has equal or more value to unlimited food for life with a gold card and only to CERTAIN powerful individuals.
Bro just jerk off to the hyena porn like a normal person
July 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Bro just jerk off to the hyena porn like a normal person
I think what saddens me the most about the tamagotchi is that it is a virtual pet and has the ability to die. How many of them passed? Were forgotten or lost? Love turned to ashes.
Makes me sick how little we care to preserve or love the past. Keeping it alive. We just forget.
Makes me sick how little we care to preserve or love the past. Keeping it alive. We just forget.
Randomly remembered how I happened to get the least Tamagotchi toy from Mcdonalds (the yellow keychain guy) and thinking, man this toy sucks. Probably why I never got into it. Look at that yellow guy. He’s not even happy about it.
July 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I think what saddens me the most about the tamagotchi is that it is a virtual pet and has the ability to die. How many of them passed? Were forgotten or lost? Love turned to ashes.
Makes me sick how little we care to preserve or love the past. Keeping it alive. We just forget.
Makes me sick how little we care to preserve or love the past. Keeping it alive. We just forget.
I became a economic terrorist because of #RELATABLE 😜👍diarrhea puke-shit ads like this that seek to manipulate the dimwitted and turn them into sluggish reposting dullards who eat up whatever crap is put on their plate because they used emojis or buzzwords.
I don't hate old ads, just new ones.
I don't hate old ads, just new ones.
American mcdonalds ads make me smell burnt toast
July 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I became a economic terrorist because of #RELATABLE 😜👍diarrhea puke-shit ads like this that seek to manipulate the dimwitted and turn them into sluggish reposting dullards who eat up whatever crap is put on their plate because they used emojis or buzzwords.
I don't hate old ads, just new ones.
I don't hate old ads, just new ones.
The entire room would be absolutely smothered in my dick discharge. There wouldn't be a clean spot on your body. I'm talking just an absolute endless volcano of cum that would require your ass to be sacrificed to make stop.
July 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The entire room would be absolutely smothered in my dick discharge. There wouldn't be a clean spot on your body. I'm talking just an absolute endless volcano of cum that would require your ass to be sacrificed to make stop.