Burger King® (Parody)
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Burger King U.S. Parody Account.
As the former McDonalds brand account it makes me tickled pink to see the ol' mcdonaldland tree and all of the characters alive and well. Not to mention Ronald might return to us. 🤡🥤
It's the little things. Just knowing they aren't forgotten and dead. It gives me a little hope to continue.
It's the little things. Just knowing they aren't forgotten and dead. It gives me a little hope to continue.
August 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
As the former McDonalds brand account it makes me tickled pink to see the ol' mcdonaldland tree and all of the characters alive and well. Not to mention Ronald might return to us. 🤡🥤
It's the little things. Just knowing they aren't forgotten and dead. It gives me a little hope to continue.
It's the little things. Just knowing they aren't forgotten and dead. It gives me a little hope to continue.
Close enough. Welcome back McDonalds "Build Your Own Burger" website.
August 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Close enough. Welcome back McDonalds "Build Your Own Burger" website.
We have Salsa Del Sol
August 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
We have Salsa Del Sol
We did that 50+ years ago.
August 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
We did that 50+ years ago.
I tried the "Whopper By You" thing because my corporate underwriters told me to be trendy and announce the special. This is what I came up with. Did I do it right? Would you eat this?
Kids love wacky things on their food, yeah?
Kids love wacky things on their food, yeah?
July 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I tried the "Whopper By You" thing because my corporate underwriters told me to be trendy and announce the special. This is what I came up with. Did I do it right? Would you eat this?
Kids love wacky things on their food, yeah?
Kids love wacky things on their food, yeah?
We have ugly bigheaded weeb figurines from the hit anime series "Naruto" now at Burger King restaurants.
We didn't include all of your favorite characters and the paint is cheap as shit...but still, come and buy one. You can put it in a cum jar for all I care.
We didn't include all of your favorite characters and the paint is cheap as shit...but still, come and buy one. You can put it in a cum jar for all I care.
July 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
We have ugly bigheaded weeb figurines from the hit anime series "Naruto" now at Burger King restaurants.
We didn't include all of your favorite characters and the paint is cheap as shit...but still, come and buy one. You can put it in a cum jar for all I care.
We didn't include all of your favorite characters and the paint is cheap as shit...but still, come and buy one. You can put it in a cum jar for all I care.
Sad news. #15, Burger King Foot Lettuce, meme star Alex James-Hacker has passed away recently.
We here at our restaurant honor him and disagree with his chain firing him. As a way of showing tribute to this hero ALL of our lettuce will be squished by toes covered in foot fungus. ⚰️🥀🍔🦶
We here at our restaurant honor him and disagree with his chain firing him. As a way of showing tribute to this hero ALL of our lettuce will be squished by toes covered in foot fungus. ⚰️🥀🍔🦶
July 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Sad news. #15, Burger King Foot Lettuce, meme star Alex James-Hacker has passed away recently.
We here at our restaurant honor him and disagree with his chain firing him. As a way of showing tribute to this hero ALL of our lettuce will be squished by toes covered in foot fungus. ⚰️🥀🍔🦶
We here at our restaurant honor him and disagree with his chain firing him. As a way of showing tribute to this hero ALL of our lettuce will be squished by toes covered in foot fungus. ⚰️🥀🍔🦶
For fifty bucks we'll let you buy the syrup
July 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
For fifty bucks we'll let you buy the syrup
HAPPY 4TH OF SMALL FRIES 🎆🍔🦅
YOU CAN GET A DELICIOUS ORIGINAL CHICKEN SANDWICH FOR ONLY $1.04 (+Tax) AT PARTICIPATING LOCATIONS! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TIME TRAVEL BACK TO 7 YEARS AGO TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS DEAL!
Andrew Jackson loved big booty black girls by the way. 🗽🍟🥤🤴
YOU CAN GET A DELICIOUS ORIGINAL CHICKEN SANDWICH FOR ONLY $1.04 (+Tax) AT PARTICIPATING LOCATIONS! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TIME TRAVEL BACK TO 7 YEARS AGO TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS DEAL!
Andrew Jackson loved big booty black girls by the way. 🗽🍟🥤🤴
July 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
HAPPY 4TH OF SMALL FRIES 🎆🍔🦅
YOU CAN GET A DELICIOUS ORIGINAL CHICKEN SANDWICH FOR ONLY $1.04 (+Tax) AT PARTICIPATING LOCATIONS! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TIME TRAVEL BACK TO 7 YEARS AGO TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS DEAL!
Andrew Jackson loved big booty black girls by the way. 🗽🍟🥤🤴
YOU CAN GET A DELICIOUS ORIGINAL CHICKEN SANDWICH FOR ONLY $1.04 (+Tax) AT PARTICIPATING LOCATIONS! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TIME TRAVEL BACK TO 7 YEARS AGO TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS DEAL!
Andrew Jackson loved big booty black girls by the way. 🗽🍟🥤🤴
One upping you.
www.ebay.com/itm/28512559...
www.ebay.com/itm/28512559...
June 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
One upping you.
www.ebay.com/itm/28512559...
www.ebay.com/itm/28512559...
Pizza Hut didn't fuck around at least. Released an entire dollar sized pizza EZ bake oven for kids to use while the rest were fucking around with play-dough.
June 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Pizza Hut didn't fuck around at least. Released an entire dollar sized pizza EZ bake oven for kids to use while the rest were fucking around with play-dough.
Dollar each. Didn't say they were good. Just said they were a dollar.
June 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Dollar each. Didn't say they were good. Just said they were a dollar.
Here's your order
June 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Here's your order
You're the boss
June 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
You're the boss
A worthy competitor.
June 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
A worthy competitor.
Whopper time! Show this coupon to the cashier at your neighborhood Burger King for a FREE whopper deluxe! Yum! At participating locations only.
June 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Whopper time! Show this coupon to the cashier at your neighborhood Burger King for a FREE whopper deluxe! Yum! At participating locations only.
whoops forgot to include the marketing, can't brainwash you without subliminal images after all
June 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
whoops forgot to include the marketing, can't brainwash you without subliminal images after all
I make fun of them but props to them for being the only one with the balls to serve a whole baked potato.
June 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I make fun of them but props to them for being the only one with the balls to serve a whole baked potato.
May I tempt you with this oreo abomination made with fresh cow udder discharge?
June 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
May I tempt you with this oreo abomination made with fresh cow udder discharge?
No Krusty Krab hashbrowns for YOU
June 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
No Krusty Krab hashbrowns for YOU