Burger King® (Parody)
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Burger King U.S. Parody Account.
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It’s in your asshole, motherfucker!
October 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
It’s in your asshole, motherfucker!
Artyon? Is this Burger King in chernobyl?
October 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Artyon? Is this Burger King in chernobyl?
Man these new Tyler The Creator rap song lyrics go hard.
September 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Man these new Tyler The Creator rap song lyrics go hard.
Women belong in the kitchen. You belong in a mental hospital if you think we can make our whopper combo meals cheaper than 10 pounds.
I don't know if you noticed but we're not the only company kicking you while you're down when it comes to inflation.
I don't know if you noticed but we're not the only company kicking you while you're down when it comes to inflation.
August 31, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Women belong in the kitchen. You belong in a mental hospital if you think we can make our whopper combo meals cheaper than 10 pounds.
I don't know if you noticed but we're not the only company kicking you while you're down when it comes to inflation.
I don't know if you noticed but we're not the only company kicking you while you're down when it comes to inflation.
I still don't know who that is.
August 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I still don't know who that is.
I work closely with Burger King so I'll relay the message yelling them to fuck off.
August 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I work closely with Burger King so I'll relay the message yelling them to fuck off.
Because we get a tax benefit for forcing you to give us your change to donate to charities. We can't cut out the middleman because we make quintuple the value of feeding a small impoverished nation in tax breaks.
August 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Because we get a tax benefit for forcing you to give us your change to donate to charities. We can't cut out the middleman because we make quintuple the value of feeding a small impoverished nation in tax breaks.
Thank you for giving my corporation money. Hope you enjoy it.
August 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Thank you for giving my corporation money. Hope you enjoy it.
FUCK IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE VERSION OF THE GIF THAT SAID "THAT'S MY FETISH"
August 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
FUCK IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE VERSION OF THE GIF THAT SAID "THAT'S MY FETISH"
You're a trooper ma'am, I respect it. I'm a "one and done" if they disappoint me I won't buy it again. It's why I haven't ate at Carls Jrs. in 10 years.
August 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
You're a trooper ma'am, I respect it. I'm a "one and done" if they disappoint me I won't buy it again. It's why I haven't ate at Carls Jrs. in 10 years.
I don't want my brain to fathom the implications of being horny to fonts.
August 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I don't want my brain to fathom the implications of being horny to fonts.
I'd say crossover art but it's been done.
August 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I'd say crossover art but it's been done.
Me thinks yes.
August 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Me thinks yes.
I don't know what the fuck this is but I'm scared. Please stop touching yourelf to our lettering.
August 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I don't know what the fuck this is but I'm scared. Please stop touching yourelf to our lettering.
Correct opinion.
August 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Correct opinion.
You are what you eat.
August 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
You are what you eat.
Why does everyone talk about our restaurant like we're going to stab you and light you on fire? We sell hamburgers :( We're fun! We're awesomesauce we got...anime figures and...onion rings and uhhh....
Just please eat here, they are threatening to repo my car.
Just please eat here, they are threatening to repo my car.
August 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Why does everyone talk about our restaurant like we're going to stab you and light you on fire? We sell hamburgers :( We're fun! We're awesomesauce we got...anime figures and...onion rings and uhhh....
Just please eat here, they are threatening to repo my car.
Just please eat here, they are threatening to repo my car.
She's my ex-wife. I creamed in her cone and she left me.
August 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
She's my ex-wife. I creamed in her cone and she left me.
We're way worse than a cult.
August 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
We're way worse than a cult.