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Kelly
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Kelly @kellygoround.bsky.social · Oct 21
it's not a blooper these are my "bona fides"
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1982 Casiotone 403! exquisite buttons and toggles, very good drum patterns
February 5, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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it's kind of wild that maintenance workers can make a hole in your house and then peace out like ahhh job well done
a pathway has been cleared to our nice new drywall hole, allowing for freer movement of very cold drafts
February 5, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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POV you've logged on to discord and you're friends with me on a level that would ever prompt this question
Kelly: silly question but did i leave a flux capacitor in your dance dance revolution solo
February 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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2026 continues to test me in new and unusual ways. today it's a duo of maintenance men who've cut our power. they've been working diligently for hours. one has the job of cutting holes in my drywall, and the other has been tasked with standing just behind the other guy playing tiktoks at full volume
February 5, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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two 90s hotties embrace, one wearing a Loadstar logo snapback cap: "For masters of the Loadstar epic, our 100% cotton Loadstar cap is a must-have fashion accessory -- and virtual magnet for the opposite sex. Fully adjustable black cap features embroidered two-color Loadstar logo on front. (Attractive female in black leather jacket not included.) $15"
February 5, 2026 at 7:33 AM
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my wife said "DOJ attourney" and my brain went "ah yes, DaiOuJou"

yeah kelly the dodonpachi departmentofjustice
February 5, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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i actually think it's cool and sexy to hope. it's quirky and fun to do it when it doesn't make sense to. what has making sense really gotten you anyway. what if it's rational to hope. why not! why do antacid calcium tablets taste so good though is that one such a good idea
February 4, 2026 at 10:08 AM
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me: let's play fighting games sometime! i like Street Fighter 6
fight gamer: ehh. i don't like that it has a new button. do u play asesob
me: ?
fight gamer: Avoid Sister Eternal~Suggest OverBirth, u just gotta install a 29-step Apple Pippin fpga community mod emulator thru Discord using FuckTool.exe
February 4, 2026 at 7:07 AM
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ezrez.bsky.social
counter-commute
A bart train at macarthur under an array of four pronged lights
February 4, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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there's no need to debate
youtu.be/W3pHN7E6ijQ?...
Heaven 17 - Lets All Make A Bomb
YouTube video by electrozaps
youtu.be
February 4, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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"okie" mm so i know you're probably not mad but
w0lfertinger666.bsky.social 𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 2d
"Okies" (I say this, it's cute and endearing)

"Okay" (fairly neutral, gets the point across)

"ok" (SCARY)

"k" (**DEMONIC**)
February 4, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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nothing honey just checking my email what's up
from: Salty Algorithmic Bias Collective To: me - Tue, Feb 3 at 5:00 extremely sapphic photo of a buff woman using an exercise machine i dare not try to describe under these conditions article headline: "Getting Jacked Under the Trump Administration"
February 4, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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I DID IT

TOOK THREE YEARS AND FOUR PCBS BUT I'M BACK

NOTHING STOPS THE KELLY TRAIN WELL OK ABLEIST FIRMWARE UPDATES CAN STOP THE KELLY TRAIN BUT THE STOP IS ONLY AS TEMPORARY AS THE XBOX ECOSYSTEM BABY AND I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER

now who wants to pummel the rust off what was once a gold ranked kim
February 3, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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butt doctor, i am Le Pétomane
February 3, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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the best arcade controller maintenance music is the soma fm underground 80s station
kellygoround.bsky.social Kelly @kellygoround.bsky.social · 13d
i administered a great number of scientific studies over the course of 40 years and i have determined empirically that the best lego building music is stereolab
February 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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POSTING TO HOLD AN INANIMATE OBJECT ACCOUNTABLE

this had better be the last time i have to open this thing up
my pink snack box micro leverless controller, upside down and screws removed into a 3D printed grooved groove coaster coaster, new replacement M3 PCB ready for installation
February 3, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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photopea manipulated imitation magazine ad for Vita Carbic in a y2k grunge style featuring a wrestler doing an elbow drop with the monday night nitro on TNT logo and life's a scream slogan. next to a bottle of Vita Cola Vita Carbic soda in mixed case distressed typewriter font is the eyecatch "East Germany really knows how to kick you in the frucht." the ad copy reads "THE WALL may have COME DOWN but that doesn't mean YOU HAVE TO. VITA COLA (registered trademark) VITA CARBIC (registered trademark) has that EXTRA FRUCHT-KICK (trademark) you need to SLAM your thirst INTO THE MAT. let those OTHER GUYS have their FRUIT. THIS is FRUCHT, dude. it's a FREE COUNTRY. TASTE LIKE IT (trademark)"
February 3, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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azoosart.bsky.social
Sega racing game over music
February 3, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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this isn't saying much considering i asked her to tattoo my hand but it kinda feels equivalent tbh
redacted: I downloaded videoball :3 Kelly (immediate, in custom emoji): vid eob all !
February 3, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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y'know what i don't get enough props* for being such an accomplished gregarious autistic immunocompromised person in 2020s untied states of america with diagnosed but entirely rational contamination OCD

*financial compensation
"2 days" circled in the phrase "stay home when sick for 2 days (48 hours) after symptoms stop" "2 weeks" circled in the phrase "You can still spread norovirus for 2 weeks or more after you feel better"
February 3, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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Upset how accurate these prices are in 2026
Earthbound screenshot showing juice for $4, coffee for 6, fries for 8 and a hamburger for 14
February 3, 2026 at 8:05 AM
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netflix standup comedy special checkpoint
vghistory.bsky.social videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 2d
super adventure island II, screenshot, snes (1994) www.mobygames.com/game/7018/su...
protagonist, in partially aqua blue gear is talking to what could be a naked old man sitting in a hollowed out part of a tree trunk (shaped like a curved entrance). the tree has a very wide green top of leaves. the old man is saying: i will teach you how to punch down. you'll be able to break blocks with punishing blows. all for only 300 coins. to the left is a stone platform above the ground, made of two stone blocks.
February 3, 2026 at 9:21 AM
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wizard interview
PANEL 1: A shirtless tattooed wizard in sweatpants walking to a mobile home. WIZARD: "What's this now?" PANEL 2: Wizard in closeup. WIZARD: "Problem is most people have tangled up their idea of wizardry with a pastoral never-was England." PANEL 3: Wizard in medium shot, smoking. WIZARD: "But, well, Indiana needs wizards, too. An' maybe it ain't the worst thing in the world if we had more wizards who c'n change the oil in a car." PANEL 4: Close up side view of the wizard's face, still smoking. WIZARD: "Like ev'rybody *loves* Gandalf. But Gandalf'll never teach a local kid how to shoplift baby formula to help his momma." PANEL 5: Wizard in medium shot, looking down. WIZARD: "Nah, people don't like magic around. Reminds 'em they *could* have a different way of doing things than the one that hurts em so bad, an' lotsa folks can't handle that."
February 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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a bumper sticker that says "I downloaded this car"
February 3, 2026 at 8:32 AM
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let the soft focus animal of your body love(?) what it love(?)s
February 3, 2026 at 8:11 AM