Kelly
@kellygoround.bsky.social
Experimental Prototype Kelly Of Tomorrow™
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needs more dithering and about half the framerate but otherwise, shockingly era appropriate
February 10, 2026 at 3:07 AM
needs more dithering and about half the framerate but otherwise, shockingly era appropriate
like to even have a sega cd you had to be pretty bought in as a household, one would think! i asked him if they had any other games and he said they must have but he couldn't remember any of the other ones 🥴
i met him in a hot tub
i met him in a hot tub
February 10, 2026 at 1:55 AM
like to even have a sega cd you had to be pretty bought in as a household, one would think! i asked him if they had any other games and he said they must have but he couldn't remember any of the other ones 🥴
i met him in a hot tub
i met him in a hot tub
forever just yearning for that feeling when i first plugged a genesis controller into my 2600, doubling all my atari high scores overnight
February 10, 2026 at 1:53 AM
forever just yearning for that feeling when i first plugged a genesis controller into my 2600, doubling all my atari high scores overnight
......i can't say it would be out of character for me to buy a controller adapter just for the 3DO version of sewer shark
February 10, 2026 at 1:32 AM
......i can't say it would be out of character for me to buy a controller adapter just for the 3DO version of sewer shark
it seems this was sent to me care of @geoffreybunting.bsky.social because i told him i liked sewer shark so much when i was 11 i carefully cut apart the box to fit it into a jewel case. the manual may be a bit bookwormed but that's right i have the world's only longbox jewel case copy of sewer shark
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
it seems this was sent to me care of @geoffreybunting.bsky.social because i told him i liked sewer shark so much when i was 11 i carefully cut apart the box to fit it into a jewel case. the manual may be a bit bookwormed but that's right i have the world's only longbox jewel case copy of sewer shark
oh i fully intend on making another run and seeing Solar City! i've never played this version before but i managed to get the highest call sign accolades on my first try so let's hear it for muscle memory
just realized how appropriate your display name is in this context lol
just realized how appropriate your display name is in this context lol
February 10, 2026 at 1:23 AM
oh i fully intend on making another run and seeing Solar City! i've never played this version before but i managed to get the highest call sign accolades on my first try so let's hear it for muscle memory
just realized how appropriate your display name is in this context lol
just realized how appropriate your display name is in this context lol
it crashed on the final stage the first time i had to fire a hydrogen flare but i think it was trying to load the failure sequence. pretty sure i can still see the ending if i'm quicker on the draw but i'd have to start over so yeah, that's enough for tonight. this is not a tendonitis-friendly D-pad
February 10, 2026 at 1:19 AM
it crashed on the final stage the first time i had to fire a hydrogen flare but i think it was trying to load the failure sequence. pretty sure i can still see the ending if i'm quicker on the draw but i'd have to start over so yeah, that's enough for tonight. this is not a tendonitis-friendly D-pad
that's right, you're envious. the distinction is important
February 10, 2026 at 1:09 AM
that's right, you're envious. the distinction is important
so there's this guy i'm seeeing and one time while i was getting myself together to depart i quoted a line out of context because i'm like that and he recognized it. this man does not play video games at all. he was like oh wow i gotta tell my brother and i was like ????? HOW DO YOU KNOW SEWER SHARK
February 10, 2026 at 1:03 AM
so there's this guy i'm seeeing and one time while i was getting myself together to depart i quoted a line out of context because i'm like that and he recognized it. this man does not play video games at all. he was like oh wow i gotta tell my brother and i was like ????? HOW DO YOU KNOW SEWER SHARK
i got a sega CD for christmas in 1993 by having my entire extended family pool their money under the condition that they never had to get me anything else for christmas ever again. i have never once felt any regret
February 10, 2026 at 12:56 AM
i got a sega CD for christmas in 1993 by having my entire extended family pool their money under the condition that they never had to get me anything else for christmas ever again. i have never once felt any regret
i'm not used to it having this many simultaneous onscreen colors! it's freaking me out!!!
February 10, 2026 at 12:52 AM
i'm not used to it having this many simultaneous onscreen colors! it's freaking me out!!!
ya nailed those jumps!
February 10, 2026 at 12:50 AM
ya nailed those jumps!
"all right! climb aboard, DOGMEAT!" yeah i don't know my wife's phone number but i can quote this whole thing line by line from memory
February 10, 2026 at 12:50 AM
"all right! climb aboard, DOGMEAT!" yeah i don't know my wife's phone number but i can quote this whole thing line by line from memory
greatest co-pilot to ever shoot the tubes!
February 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
greatest co-pilot to ever shoot the tubes!
see, kelly from 1994? i know nobody understands now, but i promise you, in 2026, the other kids really will think it's cool that you have sewer shark
February 10, 2026 at 12:45 AM
see, kelly from 1994? i know nobody understands now, but i promise you, in 2026, the other kids really will think it's cool that you have sewer shark
this is not the strangest unsolicited package i've ever received, but it's up there
February 10, 2026 at 12:41 AM
this is not the strangest unsolicited package i've ever received, but it's up there
a song that loops that long that often being one composed and arranged in such a way that you don't get sick of is such a kindness
February 9, 2026 at 10:25 PM
a song that loops that long that often being one composed and arranged in such a way that you don't get sick of is such a kindness
sneakernetting an 8-inch floppy disk containing a single file BMORE.TXT and it's just the string "move to baltimore" a carriage return and my mobile phone number
February 9, 2026 at 10:05 PM
sneakernetting an 8-inch floppy disk containing a single file BMORE.TXT and it's just the string "move to baltimore" a carriage return and my mobile phone number
lot of custard pies dropping from stepladder height today iykwim
February 9, 2026 at 9:55 PM
lot of custard pies dropping from stepladder height today iykwim
practicing my Angles, cranking up the contrast, starting a band called "these days are saved by memories" or some shit
February 9, 2026 at 9:51 PM
practicing my Angles, cranking up the contrast, starting a band called "these days are saved by memories" or some shit
every pursuit athletic or otherwise should organically give rise to its own harlem globetrotters
February 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
every pursuit athletic or otherwise should organically give rise to its own harlem globetrotters
[smash mouth intensifies]
February 9, 2026 at 9:03 PM
[smash mouth intensifies]