Kelly
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i'm really glad you got them. that has to mean something. it simply has to
February 12, 2026 at 3:46 AM
i'm really glad you got them. that has to mean something. it simply has to
hehe that's a new one! and very accurate! "creaky door hinge" is probably the one she gets most often
February 12, 2026 at 2:38 AM
hehe that's a new one! and very accurate! "creaky door hinge" is probably the one she gets most often
too bad i can't cook or eat i was thinking i should be hosting dinner parties
can we have a thing that is not discord *or* irc
February 12, 2026 at 2:07 AM
too bad i can't cook or eat i was thinking i should be hosting dinner parties
there's a screenshot of this game's gay character in this article that was so embarrassing made me decide to watch a film tonight. just to move my personal cultural needle away from games just a hair
www.pcgamesn.com/mewgenics/re...
www.pcgamesn.com/mewgenics/re...
100 hours later, Mewgenics is the deepest strategy game I've played in years, but it's criminally unfunny
From the maker of The Binding of Issac and Super Meat Boy, Mewgenics mixes cat eugenics with deep, layered strategy, but its humor misses the mark.
www.pcgamesn.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:05 AM
there's a screenshot of this game's gay character in this article that was so embarrassing made me decide to watch a film tonight. just to move my personal cultural needle away from games just a hair
www.pcgamesn.com/mewgenics/re...
www.pcgamesn.com/mewgenics/re...
the difference is you're not trying to convince me to spend 100 hours with it
February 12, 2026 at 1:59 AM
the difference is you're not trying to convince me to spend 100 hours with it
edmund was at it eight years earlier, a quarter of a century ago, but that's not to anyone's credit because like. that's even more time not be all
February 12, 2026 at 1:47 AM
edmund was at it eight years earlier, a quarter of a century ago, but that's not to anyone's credit because like. that's even more time not be all
i was too afraid. i would not be afraid now. it must have been the sega R360 of beverages
February 12, 2026 at 1:39 AM
i was too afraid. i would not be afraid now. it must have been the sega R360 of beverages
still laughing at this
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its giving unwashed Squee t-shirt. vintage bottle of Orbitz taste test on a channel with 10 subscribers vibes. spork of doom tattoo faded after 20 years. still reads Neurotically Yours ass. keeps a Compound Swears jar full of pennies.
February 12, 2026 at 1:30 AM
still laughing at this
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no yeah that's it, you've got it
February 12, 2026 at 1:13 AM
no yeah that's it, you've got it
she hadn't let me touch her since december 9th 😭 you have no idea oh how hell yeah i am feeling right now
February 12, 2026 at 1:06 AM
she hadn't let me touch her since december 9th 😭 you have no idea oh how hell yeah i am feeling right now
here are your Heidi Noises for Wednesday, February 11th 2026
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 AM
here are your Heidi Noises for Wednesday, February 11th 2026
i love being 43. nobody ever picks that number i represent no Type of Person i am but an autumn leaf on the stream
February 12, 2026 at 12:54 AM
i love being 43. nobody ever picks that number i represent no Type of Person i am but an autumn leaf on the stream
i personally would not be so excited to be a one person street team for a game with the energy of someone breaking out cards against humanity at a gamestop midnight launch but
February 12, 2026 at 12:26 AM
i personally would not be so excited to be a one person street team for a game with the energy of someone breaking out cards against humanity at a gamestop midnight launch but
this game has been in development for so long that i actually believed people would grow out of it. like that's the person i was in 2012 when it was announced. i know when one is a dude who made infinite money one don't tend to grow as a person but imagine being 45 years old with 'newgrounds energy'
February 12, 2026 at 12:21 AM
this game has been in development for so long that i actually believed people would grow out of it. like that's the person i was in 2012 when it was announced. i know when one is a dude who made infinite money one don't tend to grow as a person but imagine being 45 years old with 'newgrounds energy'
"it has the sauce" does it. does it truly. does it indeed have the sauce like are we certain of this
February 12, 2026 at 12:14 AM
"it has the sauce" does it. does it truly. does it indeed have the sauce like are we certain of this
yeahhhhh but hey~! that afrofuturist museum heist game i told you about is out now so. you know. yin and yang
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Relooted Is A Big Black Middle Finger To History Controlled By White People:
Relooted Review: A Thrilling Heist Game Turns Crime Into Justice
Hear me out, what if it doesn’t belong in a museum?
kotaku.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:09 AM
yeahhhhh but hey~! that afrofuturist museum heist game i told you about is out now so. you know. yin and yang
bsky.app/profile/kota...
bsky.app/profile/kota...
guys i think some of the stuff in the game Mewgenics? the game which is called Mewgenics like that's the actual name of the game? made by the kind of guy who would think that's really funny? because you breed cats in it? yeah i think some of the stuff in that game might be kinda problematic you guys
February 12, 2026 at 12:03 AM
guys i think some of the stuff in the game Mewgenics? the game which is called Mewgenics like that's the actual name of the game? made by the kind of guy who would think that's really funny? because you breed cats in it? yeah i think some of the stuff in that game might be kinda problematic you guys
i am very much not in connecticut but that does look sick as hell
February 11, 2026 at 11:47 PM
i am very much not in connecticut but that does look sick as hell
idk if Southland Tales is a flex but i made this west hollywood guy who was trying to get me to do porn take me to it. i'll never forget it: the first time i ever needed a mid-movie bathroom break. i chose the establishing interior shot of the megazeppelin. when i came back that shot was still going
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 11, 2026 at 11:02 PM
idk if Southland Tales is a flex but i made this west hollywood guy who was trying to get me to do porn take me to it. i'll never forget it: the first time i ever needed a mid-movie bathroom break. i chose the establishing interior shot of the megazeppelin. when i came back that shot was still going
they also intentionally misused depth information (at times even inverting it in certain hot spots) to create an unsettling feeling! i can't think of any other stereoscopic 3D movie or game which went to those lengths for thematic and story purposes
February 11, 2026 at 10:43 PM
they also intentionally misused depth information (at times even inverting it in certain hot spots) to create an unsettling feeling! i can't think of any other stereoscopic 3D movie or game which went to those lengths for thematic and story purposes
(too quickly) Radiant Silvergun
February 11, 2026 at 9:56 PM
(too quickly) Radiant Silvergun
i like it a lot (especially by the standards of FMV games) but always remember: all entertainment is optional
February 11, 2026 at 9:18 PM
i like it a lot (especially by the standards of FMV games) but always remember: all entertainment is optional