Kelly
@kellygoround.bsky.social
Experimental Prototype Kelly Of Tomorrow™
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this is not the strangest unsolicited package i've ever received, but it's up there
February 10, 2026 at 12:41 AM
this is not the strangest unsolicited package i've ever received, but it's up there
lot of custard pies dropping from stepladder height today iykwim
February 9, 2026 at 9:55 PM
lot of custard pies dropping from stepladder height today iykwim
the warning tag says not to put any objects on it but i say personal grooming choices are a woman's business. community consensus intended use case is when you park you pet it and tell your cube it did a good job (it's not easy being CVT)
February 9, 2026 at 8:14 PM
the warning tag says not to put any objects on it but i say personal grooming choices are a woman's business. community consensus intended use case is when you park you pet it and tell your cube it did a good job (it's not easy being CVT)
please note that i do not understand the rules of american football even at the most basic level but it's funny that field goals are considered not as fun as other types of goal. the whole game is on the field. aren't all the goals field goals
February 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
please note that i do not understand the rules of american football even at the most basic level but it's funny that field goals are considered not as fun as other types of goal. the whole game is on the field. aren't all the goals field goals
my monosyllabic grandfather did this at 5am every morning for breakfast. washed it down with a can of V8 then napped on and off in a big chair until bedtime (sunset). his genes are part of me and i live in constant low level fear because every year he almost starts to make a little more sense to me
You can really just eat an onion like an apple.
February 9, 2026 at 7:06 PM
my monosyllabic grandfather did this at 5am every morning for breakfast. washed it down with a can of V8 then napped on and off in a big chair until bedtime (sunset). his genes are part of me and i live in constant low level fear because every year he almost starts to make a little more sense to me
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behold, a klax hucard atop a sonicware mega synthesis, my credentials are in order
February 9, 2026 at 6:12 PM
behold, a klax hucard atop a sonicware mega synthesis, my credentials are in order
if for some reason you refuse to simply install and maintain a localhosted plaintext direct message openBVD 573.9.0.1.0.001 dist package on your redundant falsetto gunkata ICQ server rack using craigSLUR nrml wIRC with basic spoofed community webTV9 certificates you can always just move to baltimore
February 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
if for some reason you refuse to simply install and maintain a localhosted plaintext direct message openBVD 573.9.0.1.0.001 dist package on your redundant falsetto gunkata ICQ server rack using craigSLUR nrml wIRC with basic spoofed community webTV9 certificates you can always just move to baltimore
boycotting dopamine just to be safe
February 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
boycotting dopamine just to be safe
don't be so sure you're allowed to perceive me. let's see some credentials
February 9, 2026 at 4:42 PM
don't be so sure you're allowed to perceive me. let's see some credentials
Heidi is in rare form tonight. she hates everything, how is THIS something she enjoys
February 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Heidi is in rare form tonight. she hates everything, how is THIS something she enjoys
finally an interface that doubles as an experiential Empathy Game about executive function disorder
🚗Lamborghini Diablo 💿Automobili Lamborghini
🎮Nintendo 64 🗓️1997
🎮Nintendo 64 🗓️1997
February 8, 2026 at 10:37 PM
finally an interface that doubles as an experiential Empathy Game about executive function disorder
[kermit voice] 🎵some day we'll find it
the
the
February 8, 2026 at 8:24 PM
[kermit voice] 🎵some day we'll find it
the
the
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Downtempo tracks made by Dn’B producers is a vibe we definitely don’t talk enough about
youtu.be/yVoyyIecMtg?...
youtu.be/yVoyyIecMtg?...
Moodswings
YouTube video by LTJ Bukem - Topic
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Downtempo tracks made by Dn’B producers is a vibe we definitely don’t talk enough about
youtu.be/yVoyyIecMtg?...
youtu.be/yVoyyIecMtg?...
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Stop waiting on the Vengabus that is coming, and start focusing on the Vengabus that is already here.
February 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Stop waiting on the Vengabus that is coming, and start focusing on the Vengabus that is already here.
if your life goes wrong and right in unusual measure, Bring Your Atari to Work Day is just this
February 7, 2026 at 7:37 PM
if your life goes wrong and right in unusual measure, Bring Your Atari to Work Day is just this
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Saw a fucked up cat in Paris today
February 7, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Saw a fucked up cat in Paris today
i'll make some "'tea'"
February 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
i'll make some "'tea'"
they wouldnt let scott stappp in to the vip area at the Event because he lost his wallet and couldnt show his creedentials
it's National Bad Tweet Day
February 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
they wouldnt let scott stappp in to the vip area at the Event because he lost his wallet and couldnt show his creedentials
so tactile. can't you just feel it
February 6, 2026 at 5:05 PM
so tactile. can't you just feel it