Kelly
@kellygoround.bsky.social
Experimental Prototype Kelly Of Tomorrow™
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too bad i can't cook or eat i was thinking i should be hosting dinner parties
can we have a thing that is not discord *or* irc
February 12, 2026 at 2:07 AM
too bad i can't cook or eat i was thinking i should be hosting dinner parties
here are your Heidi Noises for Wednesday, February 11th 2026
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 AM
here are your Heidi Noises for Wednesday, February 11th 2026
guys i think some of the stuff in the game Mewgenics? the game which is called Mewgenics like that's the actual name of the game? made by the kind of guy who would think that's really funny? because you breed cats in it? yeah i think some of the stuff in that game might be kinda problematic you guys
February 12, 2026 at 12:03 AM
guys i think some of the stuff in the game Mewgenics? the game which is called Mewgenics like that's the actual name of the game? made by the kind of guy who would think that's really funny? because you breed cats in it? yeah i think some of the stuff in that game might be kinda problematic you guys
idk if Southland Tales is a flex but i made this west hollywood guy who was trying to get me to do porn take me to it. i'll never forget it: the first time i ever needed a mid-movie bathroom break. i chose the establishing interior shot of the megazeppelin. when i came back that shot was still going
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 11, 2026 at 11:02 PM
idk if Southland Tales is a flex but i made this west hollywood guy who was trying to get me to do porn take me to it. i'll never forget it: the first time i ever needed a mid-movie bathroom break. i chose the establishing interior shot of the megazeppelin. when i came back that shot was still going
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"When you find an edge zone, the goal is to find two stations as close as humanly possible with opposite values, preferably a single block. With a 3x multiplier, you want to seek out six points a run as your baseline—" yeah see this is why i play so many 15 minute long 3-button mid-'90s arcade games
It took me months, about 495 rides, recovering from a shattered right foot and hacking a folding scooter, but I finally own a Nintendo Switch 2 using points obtained from Citi Bike. Afterwards, it left me questioning the very nature of work. For @aftermath.site.
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February 11, 2026 at 7:36 PM
"When you find an edge zone, the goal is to find two stations as close as humanly possible with opposite values, preferably a single block. With a 3x multiplier, you want to seek out six points a run as your baseline—" yeah see this is why i play so many 15 minute long 3-button mid-'90s arcade games
wow a lot of huge three week old mounds of dirty snow sure do have invisible ADA parking placards
February 11, 2026 at 7:01 PM
wow a lot of huge three week old mounds of dirty snow sure do have invisible ADA parking placards
last night @saffisarasa.bsky.social stumbled on a very normal "e-commerce" website where you can see regular products. when i went back just now to get more screen captures of the best deals and genuine items, it was wiped completely clean. i just have a few screen snips. we missed out! on bargains!
February 11, 2026 at 5:08 PM
last night @saffisarasa.bsky.social stumbled on a very normal "e-commerce" website where you can see regular products. when i went back just now to get more screen captures of the best deals and genuine items, it was wiped completely clean. i just have a few screen snips. we missed out! on bargains!
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February 11, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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the brand new M3 PCB in my leverless failed its first day of use. at least that means it's under warranty this time but i think at this point i have disassembled and reassembled this thing more than i have actually used it. is there a way to order little ziploc baggies that won't get you on a list
February 10, 2026 at 8:47 PM
the brand new M3 PCB in my leverless failed its first day of use. at least that means it's under warranty this time but i think at this point i have disassembled and reassembled this thing more than i have actually used it. is there a way to order little ziploc baggies that won't get you on a list
who taught them this! has it ever worked!!!
dudes fucking love shooting their shot with “hey”. at least give me something I can dunk on you for in a screenshot
Men say something more than “hey,” or “hi” in my DMs, challenge level: impossible.
February 10, 2026 at 7:13 PM
who taught them this! has it ever worked!!!
this is not the strangest unsolicited package i've ever received, but it's up there
February 10, 2026 at 12:41 AM
this is not the strangest unsolicited package i've ever received, but it's up there
lot of custard pies dropping from stepladder height today iykwim
February 9, 2026 at 9:55 PM
lot of custard pies dropping from stepladder height today iykwim
the warning tag says not to put any objects on it but i say personal grooming choices are a woman's business. community consensus intended use case is when you park you pet it and tell your cube it did a good job (it's not easy being CVT)
February 9, 2026 at 8:14 PM
the warning tag says not to put any objects on it but i say personal grooming choices are a woman's business. community consensus intended use case is when you park you pet it and tell your cube it did a good job (it's not easy being CVT)
please note that i do not understand the rules of american football even at the most basic level but it's funny that field goals are considered not as fun as other types of goal. the whole game is on the field. aren't all the goals field goals
February 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
please note that i do not understand the rules of american football even at the most basic level but it's funny that field goals are considered not as fun as other types of goal. the whole game is on the field. aren't all the goals field goals
my monosyllabic grandfather did this at 5am every morning for breakfast. washed it down with a can of V8 then napped on and off in a big chair until bedtime (sunset). his genes are part of me and i live in constant low level fear because every year he almost starts to make a little more sense to me
You can really just eat an onion like an apple.
February 9, 2026 at 7:06 PM
my monosyllabic grandfather did this at 5am every morning for breakfast. washed it down with a can of V8 then napped on and off in a big chair until bedtime (sunset). his genes are part of me and i live in constant low level fear because every year he almost starts to make a little more sense to me
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behold, a klax hucard atop a sonicware mega synthesis, my credentials are in order
February 9, 2026 at 6:12 PM
behold, a klax hucard atop a sonicware mega synthesis, my credentials are in order
if for some reason you refuse to simply install and maintain a localhosted plaintext direct message openBVD 573.9.0.1.0.001 dist package on your redundant falsetto gunkata ICQ server rack using craigSLUR nrml wIRC with basic spoofed community webTV9 certificates you can always just move to baltimore
February 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
if for some reason you refuse to simply install and maintain a localhosted plaintext direct message openBVD 573.9.0.1.0.001 dist package on your redundant falsetto gunkata ICQ server rack using craigSLUR nrml wIRC with basic spoofed community webTV9 certificates you can always just move to baltimore
boycotting dopamine just to be safe
February 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
boycotting dopamine just to be safe
don't be so sure you're allowed to perceive me. let's see some credentials
February 9, 2026 at 4:42 PM
don't be so sure you're allowed to perceive me. let's see some credentials
Heidi is in rare form tonight. she hates everything, how is THIS something she enjoys
February 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Heidi is in rare form tonight. she hates everything, how is THIS something she enjoys
finally an interface that doubles as an experiential Empathy Game about executive function disorder
🚗Lamborghini Diablo 💿Automobili Lamborghini
🎮Nintendo 64 🗓️1997
🎮Nintendo 64 🗓️1997
February 8, 2026 at 10:37 PM
finally an interface that doubles as an experiential Empathy Game about executive function disorder
[kermit voice] 🎵some day we'll find it
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February 8, 2026 at 8:24 PM
[kermit voice] 🎵some day we'll find it
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