That Tim Guy
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I'm glad they got this order, but I fear that Alex's cellphone is long gone.
BREAKING: Judge Tostrud -- a Trump appointee — has quickly granted a restraining order, barring the administration from "destroying or altering evidence" taken from today's shooting. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 25, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I'm glad they got this order, but I fear that Alex's cellphone is long gone.
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Love you, friends. Mean it.
January 25, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Love you, friends. Mean it.
There is a whole list of Dems to be mad at for being weak these days.
The one that hurts me most is Whitmer. She built a whole brand being anti-Trump and then kissed his ring and gone dark with any criticism.
She had a path to 2028 and dropped the ball.
The one that hurts me most is Whitmer. She built a whole brand being anti-Trump and then kissed his ring and gone dark with any criticism.
She had a path to 2028 and dropped the ball.
January 25, 2026 at 3:24 AM
There is a whole list of Dems to be mad at for being weak these days.
The one that hurts me most is Whitmer. She built a whole brand being anti-Trump and then kissed his ring and gone dark with any criticism.
She had a path to 2028 and dropped the ball.
The one that hurts me most is Whitmer. She built a whole brand being anti-Trump and then kissed his ring and gone dark with any criticism.
She had a path to 2028 and dropped the ball.
Curious to know what happens to Alex Pretti's phone.
Decent chance that it is now "lost" or destroyed.
The Fed's will play a shell game with it, claiming that they can't give it back because it is "evidence" but they'll also not open an investigation. They'll try to have it both ways.
Decent chance that it is now "lost" or destroyed.
The Fed's will play a shell game with it, claiming that they can't give it back because it is "evidence" but they'll also not open an investigation. They'll try to have it both ways.
January 24, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Curious to know what happens to Alex Pretti's phone.
Decent chance that it is now "lost" or destroyed.
The Fed's will play a shell game with it, claiming that they can't give it back because it is "evidence" but they'll also not open an investigation. They'll try to have it both ways.
Decent chance that it is now "lost" or destroyed.
The Fed's will play a shell game with it, claiming that they can't give it back because it is "evidence" but they'll also not open an investigation. They'll try to have it both ways.
John Fetterman is so horned up to vote for the DHS funding bill.
January 24, 2026 at 9:52 PM
John Fetterman is so horned up to vote for the DHS funding bill.
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I can't. It looks like he was merely protecting a fellow citizen and they executed him.
I can't. It looks like he was merely protecting a fellow citizen and they executed him.
NEW VIDEO: this appears to be the footage from the woman in the pink coat.
January 24, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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I can't. It looks like he was merely protecting a fellow citizen and they executed him.
I can't. It looks like he was merely protecting a fellow citizen and they executed him.
Minnesota should be in court right now asking for a court order to preserve his recording.
January 24, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Minnesota should be in court right now asking for a court order to preserve his recording.
2 eggs perfectly balanced on top of one another.
Grimace after a grease fire burned off half of his body hair
January 24, 2026 at 1:57 AM
2 eggs perfectly balanced on top of one another.
Happy whiskey Friday!
January 24, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Happy whiskey Friday!
It feels like DT has burned some bridges with his Afghanistan comments.
Looking forward to his inevitable double-down on his comments.
Looking forward to his inevitable double-down on his comments.
January 23, 2026 at 6:25 PM
It feels like DT has burned some bridges with his Afghanistan comments.
Looking forward to his inevitable double-down on his comments.
Looking forward to his inevitable double-down on his comments.
This story somehow gets worse. Mr. Thao is going to be a wealthy man.
BREAKING: When ICE agents dragged out ChongLy Thao half-naked in the snow, they were looking for a man named Lue Moua. He was already in prison. bit.ly/3ZwwVjK
Target of Viral Botched ICE Raid Was Already in Prison
When ICE agents dragged out ChongLy Thao half-naked in the snow, they were looking for a man named Lue Moua. They should have known exactly where to find him.
bit.ly
January 22, 2026 at 11:52 PM
This story somehow gets worse. Mr. Thao is going to be a wealthy man.
1600...
Vance: If we're trying to find a sex offender, tell us where the guy lives.
January 22, 2026 at 9:44 PM
1600...
More ridiculous propaganda. There is no federal crime here. Maybe a local trespass misdemeanor at most.
The White House posted an edited photo of the activist involved in the Minneapolis church protest, made to look like she was crying.
January 22, 2026 at 9:41 PM
More ridiculous propaganda. There is no federal crime here. Maybe a local trespass misdemeanor at most.
Literally everyday there is a new video of an ICE agent saying some form of "I don't need a warrant!"
JD Vance: "Nobody is talking about doing immigration enforcement without a warrant. We're talking about different types of warrants that exist in our system. Typically in the immigration system, those are handled by administrative law judges. So we're talking about getting warrants from them."
January 22, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Literally everyday there is a new video of an ICE agent saying some form of "I don't need a warrant!"
Based.
Former Capitol police officer Michael Fanone is in the audience, wearing a Dropkick Murphys t-shirt.
January 22, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Based.
It is a slush fund that he gets to personally oversee in perpetuity. It has nothing to do with the USA or the office of the presidency.
It is yet another personal piggy bank for himself.
Where is it even chartered?
It is yet another personal piggy bank for himself.
Where is it even chartered?
I think the Board of Peace is one of those things that’s not unconstitutional, but anti-constitutional.
It is not clear to me this org obligates the United States to do anything like a treaty. But, entering a multi-national working group where Trump is chairman for life violates enduring values.
It is not clear to me this org obligates the United States to do anything like a treaty. But, entering a multi-national working group where Trump is chairman for life violates enduring values.
US law requires 2/3 Senate approval for international treaties
January 22, 2026 at 3:47 PM
It is a slush fund that he gets to personally oversee in perpetuity. It has nothing to do with the USA or the office of the presidency.
It is yet another personal piggy bank for himself.
Where is it even chartered?
It is yet another personal piggy bank for himself.
Where is it even chartered?
Honey, can I make you Tucker Wetmore tonight?
January 22, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Honey, can I make you Tucker Wetmore tonight?
LMAO.
NATO’S RUTTE: GREENLAND’S STATUS DID NOT COME UP IN TALKS WITH TRUMP – FOX NEWS
January 21, 2026 at 11:19 PM
LMAO.
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The TACO cycle:
Markets want to price in TACO. But TACO only works if Trump sees stocks tank.
So we get a loop: Trump does things → nothing happens (markets already priced in TACO) → that emboldens him to do more → until markets start to think he might not TACO → stocks fall → TACO is restored.
Markets want to price in TACO. But TACO only works if Trump sees stocks tank.
So we get a loop: Trump does things → nothing happens (markets already priced in TACO) → that emboldens him to do more → until markets start to think he might not TACO → stocks fall → TACO is restored.
January 21, 2026 at 7:48 PM
The TACO cycle:
Markets want to price in TACO. But TACO only works if Trump sees stocks tank.
So we get a loop: Trump does things → nothing happens (markets already priced in TACO) → that emboldens him to do more → until markets start to think he might not TACO → stocks fall → TACO is restored.
Markets want to price in TACO. But TACO only works if Trump sees stocks tank.
So we get a loop: Trump does things → nothing happens (markets already priced in TACO) → that emboldens him to do more → until markets start to think he might not TACO → stocks fall → TACO is restored.
"A framework for a future deal" is such a hilarious phrase that means nothing.
January 21, 2026 at 7:53 PM
"A framework for a future deal" is such a hilarious phrase that means nothing.
NATO smacked him in the nose and gave him an off-ramp.
Now he will move onto the next batshit crazy thing.
Now he will move onto the next batshit crazy thing.
BREAKING
President Trump says he will not be imposing tariffs as planned on February 1st due to a meeting he had with the Secretary General of NATO.
Unclear what this framework is that he’s referring to.
President Trump says he will not be imposing tariffs as planned on February 1st due to a meeting he had with the Secretary General of NATO.
Unclear what this framework is that he’s referring to.
January 21, 2026 at 7:47 PM
NATO smacked him in the nose and gave him an off-ramp.
Now he will move onto the next batshit crazy thing.
Now he will move onto the next batshit crazy thing.
White House: The president saved the lives of everyone aboard AF1 by personally sucking the shit out of the septic tanks.
Media: "Well, we can't say that it isn't true..."
Media: "Well, we can't say that it isn't true..."
January 21, 2026 at 5:17 AM
White House: The president saved the lives of everyone aboard AF1 by personally sucking the shit out of the septic tanks.
Media: "Well, we can't say that it isn't true..."
Media: "Well, we can't say that it isn't true..."
The media's "well, we dont really know" act over the next few days is going to be insane.
New pool report: “Pool left AF1 and was in position for President Trump to walk off. But then we were directed back on the same plane and now holding.
Two replacement planes are on tarmac.”
Two replacement planes are on tarmac.”
January 21, 2026 at 5:09 AM
The media's "well, we dont really know" act over the next few days is going to be insane.
And AF1 is having "mechanical issues"...
What a coincidence.
What a coincidence.
An urgent diplomatic intervention is awaiting President Donald Trump in Davos after days spent hurling threats at US allies over Greenland.
Trump set to face a diplomatic intervention on Greenland in Davos | CNN Politics
An urgent diplomatic intervention is awaiting President Donald Trump in Davos after days spent hurling threats at US allies over Greenland.
cnn.it
January 21, 2026 at 5:01 AM
And AF1 is having "mechanical issues"...
What a coincidence.
What a coincidence.
No. They just dont want him embarrassing himself.
Is It Happening?
January 21, 2026 at 4:58 AM
No. They just dont want him embarrassing himself.