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Not all who wander are lost.

Saints 🏈 - Culinary Arts- Sneakerhead since before the term was coined - NOLA Culture- #HawaiiLife 🦋 UBI

Kailua, Hawaii ⚜️
Lakeshow up by 20 at Smoothie King.

J.J. Redick challenges a charge/no-charge whistle against Luka and it’s overturned for the Lakers.

Challenges the next play, as well.

Lakers win that one also.

Also…How is Willie Green still employed?
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The homie just ordered a $1200 iPhone from 🍎….

Two hours later an Uber Eats driver delivered the phone AND HOOKED IT UP.

What is even happening rn?
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Hey Nike,

We gonna give Steph Curry another contract??
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Congrats Paul Skenes
#ForeverLSU
#LovePurpleLiveGold
November 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Btwn this and the fedora kid from the Louvre, potential YA pitches are having a helluva week
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Smoked marlin cream cheese spread on sesame bagel with red onion and fresh dill. 🥯
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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SCOOP: Brian Daboll privately fought to not go 2-8
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
When broad student loan forgiveness was on the table, lots of “but you signed a contract” folks emerged on both sides of the political spectrum. The nuance & details of 18 year olds making huge financial decisions didn’t matter because a contract was signed. Now, Brian Kelly had to file a lawsuit…
November 11, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Took a short staycation over the weekend, to recharge, to unplug, to take care of me and mine..and I open the news that Schumer fucking caved.
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Saints are the paradox that never quits paradoxing
November 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Any day the falcons lose is a good day
November 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Todd Gurley present for the Hawaii Test!

@sickoscommittee.org
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Posited: all Hawaii football games take place in an island of the mind
November 2, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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Perfect - it wasn’t the punter who threw the fake. They subbed in their 3rd string QB with the same number.
And a lefty throw too!

We'll have to add him to our "punters with completed passes" list.
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Mark Sanchez out at FOX.

Drew Brees in his place.
November 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Visited hat store at Ala Moana Center today to gear up for UHawaii vs San Diego State this weekend. #GoBows

Sales clerk mentions that NFL-playoff-eliminated teams’ hats are 30% off across the board.

Collection revamped immediately.

About the only joy this Saints ⚜️ season will bring. 🧢
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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HEY IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE NOMINATING SOMEONE UNDER 100 WHO WANTS THE GOVERNMENT TO DO NICE THINGS IS REALLY POPULAR
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
TURN THE VOLUME UP
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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A 34-year-old just beat billionaires, ex-governors, and two presidents’ endorsements.
That says less about politics and more about fatigue.
People are done renting their future from the rich.
They want a system that belongs to them again.
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Does Cuomo need help loading his moving van?
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Mamdani elected the same day Dick Cheney passes on. Did we turn a corner? 🤞🏽
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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this genuinely feels like a moment history books will look back on where the Democratic Party was forced to either fix its hearts or die
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Now, President Obama is from Hawaii?
Fox News is crashing out right now, and Mamdani hasn't even won yet.

Jesse Watters: "They had to bring Barack in from Hawaii, they had to pump millions more dollars into these races then they should have. These are blue states! This is Virginia, Jersey, they outspent Republicans like almost 2-1!"
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM